HO HO HO! SECRET SANTA 2018 TIME! - THREAD CLOSED; IF YOU WISH TO POST GIFTS, POST IN THE SECRET SANTA 2018 GIFTS THREAD!!!

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I ripped this off from @Surtur. Thank you, Surts.

Ho ho ho faggots. Once again, we are coming to the seventh Secret Santa. It is so hard to believe that its that time again and we have been doing this for so long. Anyways, you guys should know the deal already, but I am I gonna tell you anyways.

Anyways, here are the rules:

1. The gift must be something you made yourself.


It must be something you created, and something transferable via pm


Acceptable

Art you made

A photo

A story you wrote

A game you made

Music you wrote yourself

Any media you yourself have created.


Unacceptable

Electronic Gift Cards

Purchased Digital Content

Any media you did not make yourself.

Anything purchased with cash.

Simply put, this is something from the heart and must be something that you did not pay for. This also includes anything purchasable that you received for free, so if you have an extra game key, that is still unacceptable. This must be something you made yourself.

2. The gift must be appropriate

Photoshop’s of shock images, such as goatse and 9/11 are never acceptable.
Bobs and vagene are tho.

3. Please turn it in on time.

Sign-ups will last until November 23rd. You will receive your assignment sometime that weekend. From there you have until December 24th to turn in your gift. If you cannot create your gift in time, you have until December 10th to drop out without punishment. If you fail to turn in a gift and do not give an explanation, you will not be allowed to participate in future Secret Santa events.

4. Sign up requirements.

In order to participate you must:

Be able to access off-topic

Be in good standing (As in, not a shit head)

Have not been banned from Previous Secret Santas.

So this year I also have a few extra things I need.

So, last year was kind of rough because of the sheer amount people who joined and it was hard for the few of us doing it. So I am asking for at least 5 Sneasel's Little Helpers this year, in order to do this. In return, those of you who help me will receive a special Trophy. Previous helpers will receive it as well. Anyways, if you want to help, let me know and I will pick out a few soon, previous helpers, staff and long-term members will get priority.

I will also be asking for people to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000. If you have been here before, you know the drill. I need people to make back up gifts in case a Santa is unable to deliver a gift, so if you are willing to do an emergency gift, let me know.

Anyways, I will start:

Name: @yawning sneasel

Likes: Trannies, furries, dogs, music, wrasslin'

Dislikes: hobos

Fun Fact About Me: I can cook a great dorito casarole

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No

Thanks to @Cricket for reminding staff about this

Helpers:
@Cricket

@ChurchOfGodBear
@Feline Darkmage
@emspex
Participants:
@A Name But Backwards
@PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue
@skiddlez
@CharlesBarkley
@boulderblundermatt
@registereduser
@Ratko_Falco
@8777BB5
@Haunter
@Pickelhaube
@Cricket
@Tommy Wiseau Kin
@MerriedxReldnahc
@Yog-Sothoth
@Kiwi Jeff
@Terror Rism
@ChurchOfGodBear
@Okkervils
@Ride
@Sword Fighter Super
@Feraligatr
@Kari Kamiya
@The Last Stand
@lolcow field researcher
@Zaryiu
@CasualSeppuku
@Yutyrannus
@Big Bad Brat
@White bubblegum
@atari
@Pepito
@Cho Chan
@Devilish Jack o Lantern
@araiguma
@Banh Xeo
@Brock Hard Onix
@Jewelsmakerguy
@TheMockTurtle
@BubbleButt
@Lysenko
@Abortions4All
@xenomorph
@Manly-Chicken
@Oscar Wildean
@uncleShitHeel
@LofaSofa
@awoo
@Pervious
@exhausted
@Ava_Merlot
@Cake Farts
@Sidon's fleshlight
@SweetDefeat01
@Mongolian_CoolRat
@Vrakks
@Coelacanth
@emspex
@YourMommasBackstory
@nyess
@sad cowboy cat
@yawning sneasel
@Deadwaste
@TheDrivelBroadcast
@Desire Lines
@MysticMisty
@Gengar
@Sexy Times Hitler
@DICKPICSRUS
@Valiant
@RatManStan
@metroid_fetish
@Burning Fanatic
@Lunete
@Scratch This Nut
@Jerry_ smith56
@diana
@_blank_
@FatFuckFrank
@Sluggs
@desertfoxgoggles
@Strong Tranni Role Model
@Jewed Hunter
@Big Bad Fish
@Autismo Pinochet
@Ptolemy
@Woomy
@Toxinophile
@liliput
@thismanlies
@SpergPatrol
@murdercats
@ShanghaiGuy
@Brother Rabbit
@LordKaT
@Chicken Picnic (ASK ME ABOUT MAH FIBRO)
@Spelling Bee
@Dr.Research
@tampax pearl
@admiral
@Mapo Tofu
@Botched Tit Job
@Coccxys
@Frito
@suicide girl
@Shark Tiddays
@Prussian Blue
@GarthMarenghisDankplace
@NimertiS
@Thalidomide
@MasterDisaster
@MorganaIsMyReligion
@TheImportantFart
@Randall Fragg
@Yolandi
@Durable Mike Malloy
@Zorin OS Is Awesome
@Platypus
@Nick Gars
@Jamesathy
@Stoned Alex Jones
@Reynard
@SinEater
@disky
@SpaceQuakes
@ATaxingWoman
@FitBitch
@Kurosaki Ichigo
@Dia de Muertos
@Sadcake
@Mr. Duck
@Captain Olimar
@DatBepisTho
@Cedric_Eff
@Cinderblock
@Dick Pooman
@Dicaprio Delorean
@Dirt McGirt
@Star Galactics
@Smiling Drought
@wendy
@Kelly Bundy
@Y2K Baby
@Feline Darkmage
@Mao Hao Hao
@PsychoNerd054
@DavieCrockerJump
 
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PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue

Ruler of your basic bitch ass.
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I'd like to participate in helping if it's possible, although I'm a newbie.
I wouldn't mind being someone's Secret Santa though!


EDIT:

Likes: Glitter, desserts, holidays, tropical islands, AESTHETIC

Dislikes: Tasteless sex scenes or drawings and cucks

Fun Fact About Me: I can blur my vision at will.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
 
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skiddlez

中出し大好き
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name: skiddlez

dislikes: kiwifarms, autism, traps and any other gay shit

likes: kiwifarms, autism, irony, shitposting, lots of profanity, the rook character from demigod, RPGs, most vidyagames in general, led zeppelin, lewds, computers, old school operating systems, the word "crunk" and all things crunk. favorite cows are probably terry davis (RIP) and chibi

fun fact: idk I fucking suck

x-mas spirit bot: no
 

Gym Leader Elesa

Pog my champ hole and defend the Thots
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
So, last year was kind of rough because of the sheer amount people who joined and it was hard for the few of us doing it. So I am asking for at least 5 Sneasel's Little Helpers this year, in order to do this. In return, those of you who help me will receive a special Trophy.

What precisely is involved in this
 

CharlesBarkley

kiwifarms.net
Likes: Thicc booty bitches. Basketballs. Jazz music. Vaporwave. Gym life.

Dislikes: Fantasy lit. Shrimp. Stuff without hotsauce.

Fun Fact: I listened to Null streaming all the time and I forget which one but that nigga sperging about how homosexuals are brainwashing everyone needs a thread
 

boulderblundermatt

kiwifarms.net
I got something i'll hand out. little piece I drew for no particular reason.

name: boulderblundermatt

likes: art, music (many tastes but all pertain to video games), and fanfiction. am also a big fan of FMA: B

dislikes: prawns.

fun fact: I have so many goddamn game consoles discluding my 10 odd computing rigs.

also, no to helping. i have next to no technical skills beyond gaming.
 

8777BB5

Keep Her Sexy and Straightforward
kiwifarms.net
Name @8777BB5

Likes: Jenny Foxworth, Junkyard Electromagnet from Brave Little Toaster, Ralph Bakshi animated films, Roger Daltrey, scantily clad MILFS with thicc bottoms, naked Mary Lee Walsh, and Skarloey the Narrow Gauge Engine

Dislikes: Mister Enter, wet socks, that creepy moon that was posted here yesterday

Fun Fact: I like pie

Can you be an X-Mas Spirit Bot 9000?: I don't know what that is, but I'd be happy to do it if no one else does.
 

Kiwi Jeff

Survivor
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Name: @Kiwi Jeff

Likes: Alligators, video games, old Japanese PC games, gachimuchi, chiptunes, anime, and skeletons

Dislikes: Moe anime stuff because it's too generic

Fun Fact About Me: I've been here for 2 years now

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yeah, I don't have anything better going on in my life.
 
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