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  1. Name: Vrakks

    Likes: Ugandan Knuckles, Minecraft, cheap junk food, lentils, the Elite games, Krishna from SMT:IV:A

    Dislikes: the NPC meme, hostile takeovers

    Fun Fact About Me: I have never broken any bones.

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
     
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    #61 Vrakks, Nov 8, 2018
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    Vrakks

    Vrakks If you do not give into my demans.... TOO LATE!!!
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  2. I'm in too!

    Name: @Coelacanth

    Likes: Coelacanths, isopods, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Clock Tower, retro Sonic games that involve Metal Sonic or E-102 Gamma, Cuphead, Touhou, ghost pokemon, Sonichu prior to Issue 11, Sir Pelo's animations, the works of Junji Ito and Mother 3.

    Dislikes: Sjw tumblr users, yaoi, Steven Universe, political shit being inserted into the things I like, characters I like being turned into sjw tumblr-nosed abominations and celery.

    Fun Fact About Me: I can play on eight different Nintendo handhelds at once.

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Depends on how many people are needed to be helpers. If you've got enough then no, but if you need help then sure.
     
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  3. Name: @emspex

    Likes: chicken, comic books, puzzles, rootbeer, doggies

    Dislikes: having my time wasted

    Fun Fact About Me: i'm a very nice girl

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: no
     
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    emspex

    emspex nice girl
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  4. sounds fun!

    Name: YourMommasBackstory

    Likes: avant-garde, furries(don't judge), tasty food, rum-n-cola, retrowave aestetic

    Dislikes: faggots, tumblr, cats

    Fun Fact About Me: most of my friends are muslims but i still make jokes about allah (and i wasn't killed yet!)

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
     
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  5. Name: @nyess


    Likes: the spirit of giving


    Dislikes: oy vey


    Fun Fact About Me: I never did this shit before


    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: I guess if shit goes bad
     
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    nyess

    nyess I am not jew null :L
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  6. Alright, I'll bite.


    Name: sad cowboy cat

    Likes: spurs that jingle jangle jingle, qt roman larpers in skirts, pocket monster video games for children and long moonlit walks through the crucifixion fields

    Dislikes: taxes

    Fun Fact About Me: I forgot to bring my charger to work today

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: gonna have to be a no on that, pardner.
     
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    sad cowboy cat

    sad cowboy cat Lonesome meowboy on the range

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  7. Please?
     
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    yawning sneasel

    yawning sneasel Manager
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  8. Name: @Deadwaste

    Likes: dickgirls, anime tiddies, jojo's bizarre adventure, trees, stale memes, doggos, the ps4, dolphins, vaporwave, and volleyball

    Dislikes: radical islamic terrorism, pizza flavored pringles, the 38 year old pedophile that tried to rape me, volleyball

    Fun Fact About Me: I deny any allegations that i nutted during no nut november and have abstained from all sexual desires till the 30th

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
     
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    Deadwaste

    Deadwaste GODDAMN SHIT BITCH

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  9. Name: TheDrivelBroadcast

    Likes: BioShock Infinite, Cats, The Czech republic, Donner Kebabs, Cryogenic temperatures

    Dislikes: Sprouts, Microtransactions, Empty cereal boxes, having to do the laundry

    Fun Fact About Me: I once rigged up a fridge compressor to compress propane gas instead of refrigerant, and subsequently got down to -50* C on the cold side.

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
     
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    TheDrivelBroadcast

    TheDrivelBroadcast Bouncing autism off the Ionosphere.

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  10. Name: @Desire Lines, duh

    Likes: lo-fi music, hypnagogic pop, indie music, MUSIC IN GENERAL, roguelites (Spelunky is the best), quirky RPG's (Undertale, the Mother series), 2D platformers, Ace Attorney, Nintendo games, otters (as in animals lol), burly men, veggies, chocolate icecream, sour cola gummies, slav cuisine, Disney cartoons from the 90's like Darkwing Duck and Rescue Rangers

    Dislikes: /pol/shit of any kind, shooters, generic dadrock, shittily produced music, liver

    Fun Fact About Me: I am a Ruski!

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: I am okay at Photoshop, but my schedule is incredibly inconsistent, so no :(
     
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    #70 Desire Lines, Nov 8, 2018
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    Desire Lines

    Desire Lines folk musician, aspiring rapper
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  11. Name: @MysticMisty

    Likes: Nintendo games, volcanoes, tropical regions, Christmas, cats, DuckTales, Chrono Trigger, Back to the Future, Dragonball Z, Mallow from Super Mario RPG, the Honor Harrington series, and Jurassic Park.

    Dislikes: A Christmas Story, people who insert politics into every little thing, Dragonball GT, and Big Bang Theory.

    Fun fact about me: one of my hobbies is drawing.

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: No, I'll be too busy just before Christmas, sorry.
     
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  12. Name: @Gengar
    Likes: horror movies, conspiracy theories, tarot cards, doxing, Fallout: New Vegas, making fun of Vice articles
    Dislikes: black licorice
    Fun Fact About Me: I like knowing people's astrological signs
    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Sure, I have some skills that may be helpful
     
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    Gengar Dream Eater
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  13. I would love to gift you
     
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    BubbleButt

    BubbleButt Autism Magnate

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  14. Okay, fiiiiine. Twist my arm.

    Is it sad that I read through people's posts in the thread & pick out the ones I want to do stuff for?
     
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    BOLDYSPICY!

    BOLDYSPICY! IT'S TIME TO KILL, PARTY PEOPLE
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  15. No one should stop you from sending extra gifts, let those creative juices flow fam.
     
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    CasualSeppuku

    True & Honest Fan Retired Staff

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  16. Name: @Sexy Times Hitler

    Likes: Indie music, Punk, Folk, really most kinds of music except Country, weed, Red Letter Media, tacos, dogs, comedy, lit fic, vinyl, art house movies, booze, very little anime, coffee, shitposting, pad thai, shwarma, Daniel Clowes.

    Dislikes: Moviebob, Exceptional political opinions, Dealing with drama, Dealing with drunk people while sober, the Summer, children, eggs.

    Fun Fact About Me: Once played a game of mini-golf and got nothing but hole-in-ones.

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRITBOT 9000? Nah fam, sorry.
     
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    Sexy Times Hitler

    Sexy Times Hitler Loves Cheez-Its and America too
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  17. Name: Dickpicsrus

    Likes: anime,ww1 asthetic, dogs, muskettes, monstermusume , hoi4

    Dislikes: myself

    Fun Fact About Me: currently playing the first valkayria chronicles

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
     
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    DICKPICSRUS

    DICKPICSRUS Tfw no salt mine

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  18. Name: @Valiant

    Likes: Space, my OC, Robots, Aliums, HUMAN MUSIC, BREATHING

    Dislikes: Bad Feels, furfag shit, hot weather.

    Fun Fact About Me: My favourite book for this year is Watership Down.

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yes
     
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    Valiant

    Valiant Salty Space Bitch
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

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  19. Name: @RatManStan. Rats for short.

    Likes: Art, Character design, Showa-era animation/comics, Umbreon,
    Undertale/Deltarune, Danganronpa, Portal, Scott Pilgrim, Junji Ito, Fallout NV, BNHA, Gravity Falls, Les Mis, Other shit I cant remember atm.

    Dislikes: The person reading this.

    Fun Fact About Me: Once when I was six years old I broke my arm and it took my parents a week to notice.

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Nah.
     
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    #79 RatManStan, Nov 9, 2018
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    RatManStan

    RatManStan the most depraved rodent you'll ever meet

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  20. Name: @metroid_fetish

    Likes: Metroids. Video games. Television. When bad things happen to people I already dislike.

    Dislikes: Samus and/or other bounty hunters. Furries. The sound sandpaper makes when it's being used.

    Fun Fact About Me: One time I was able to beat Super Mario World in about ten minutes while shitfaced, but I'm thankfully NOT Cosmo.

    Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Nah, I'm good.
     
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    metroid_fetish

    metroid_fetish Your fetish is vanilla.

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