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Vrakks

Please... I go by Gold Diamond now.
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Name: Vrakks

Likes: Ugandan Knuckles, Minecraft, cheap junk food, lentils, the Elite games, Krishna from SMT:IV:A

Dislikes: the NPC meme, hostile takeovers

Fun Fact About Me: I have never broken any bones.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
 
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Coelacanth

Prepping for Fallout: Kiwi Farms Edition!
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I'm in too!

Name: @Coelacanth

Likes: Coelacanths, isopods, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Clock Tower, retro Sonic games that involve Metal Sonic or E-102 Gamma, Cuphead, Touhou, ghost pokemon, Sonichu prior to Issue 11, Sir Pelo's animations, the works of Junji Ito and Mother 3.

Dislikes: Sjw tumblr users, yaoi, Steven Universe, political shit being inserted into the things I like, characters I like being turned into sjw tumblr-nosed abominations and celery.

Fun Fact About Me: I can play on eight different Nintendo handhelds at once.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Depends on how many people are needed to be helpers. If you've got enough then no, but if you need help then sure.
 

sad cowboy cat

I got spurrs that jingle jangle jingle
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Alright, I'll bite.


Name: sad cowboy cat

Likes: spurs that jingle jangle jingle, qt roman larpers in skirts, pocket monster video games for children and long moonlit walks through the crucifixion fields

Dislikes: taxes

Fun Fact About Me: I forgot to bring my charger to work today

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: gonna have to be a no on that, pardner.
 

Deadwaste

null is a GODDAMN SHIT BITCH
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Name: @Deadwaste

Likes: dickgirls, anime tiddies, jojo's bizarre adventure, trees, stale memes, doggos, the ps4, dolphins, vaporwave, and volleyball

Dislikes: radical islamic terrorism, pizza flavored pringles, the 38 year old pedophile that tried to rape me, volleyball

Fun Fact About Me: I deny any allegations that i nutted during no nut november and have abstained from all sexual desires till the 30th

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
 

TheDrivelBroadcast

Bouncing autism off the Ionosphere.
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Name: TheDrivelBroadcast

Likes: BioShock Infinite, Cats, The Czech republic, Donner Kebabs, Cryogenic temperatures

Dislikes: Sprouts, Microtransactions, Empty cereal boxes, having to do the laundry

Fun Fact About Me: I once rigged up a fridge compressor to compress propane gas instead of refrigerant, and subsequently got down to -50* C on the cold side.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
 

Desire Lines

cheese afficionado
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Name: @Desire Lines, duh

Likes: lo-fi music, hypnagogic pop, indie music, MUSIC IN GENERAL, roguelites (Spelunky is the best), quirky RPG's (Undertale, the Mother series), 2D platformers, Ace Attorney, Nintendo games, otters (as in animals lol), burly men, veggies, chocolate icecream, sour cola gummies, slav cuisine, Disney cartoons from the 90's like Darkwing Duck and Rescue Rangers

Dislikes: /pol/shit of any kind, shooters, generic dadrock, shittily produced music, liver

Fun Fact About Me: I am a Ruski!

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: I am okay at Photoshop, but my schedule is incredibly inconsistent, so no :(
 
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MysticMisty

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Name: @MysticMisty

Likes: Nintendo games, volcanoes, tropical regions, Christmas, cats, DuckTales, Chrono Trigger, Back to the Future, Dragonball Z, Mallow from Super Mario RPG, the Honor Harrington series, and Jurassic Park.

Dislikes: A Christmas Story, people who insert politics into every little thing, Dragonball GT, and Big Bang Theory.

Fun fact about me: one of my hobbies is drawing.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: No, I'll be too busy just before Christmas, sorry.
 

Sexy Times Hitler

The interruption is staying right here with me.
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Name: @Sexy Times Hitler

Likes: Indie music, Punk, Folk, really most kinds of music except Country, weed, Red Letter Media, tacos, dogs, comedy, lit fic, vinyl, art house movies, booze, very little anime, coffee, shitposting, pad thai, shwarma, Daniel Clowes.

Dislikes: Moviebob, Exceptional political opinions, Dealing with drama, Dealing with drunk people while sober, the Summer, children, eggs.

Fun Fact About Me: Once played a game of mini-golf and got nothing but hole-in-ones.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRITBOT 9000? Nah fam, sorry.
 
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DICKPICSRUS

Tfw no salt mine
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Name: Dickpicsrus

Likes: anime,ww1 asthetic, dogs, muskettes, monstermusume , hoi4

Dislikes: myself

Fun Fact About Me: currently playing the first valkayria chronicles

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
 

Valiant

Salty Space Bitch
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Moderator
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Name: @Valiant

Likes: Space, my OC, Robots, Aliums, HUMAN MUSIC, BREATHING, Fallout, Far Cry (lemme smash jacob please)

Dislikes: Bad Feels, furfag shit, hot weather.

Fun Fact About Me: My favourite book for this year is Watership Down.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yes
 
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RatManStan

the most depraved rodent you'll ever meet
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Name: @RatManStan. Rats for short.

Likes: Art, Character design, Showa-era animation/comics, Umbreon,
Undertale/Deltarune, Danganronpa, Portal, Scott Pilgrim, Junji Ito, Fallout NV, BNHA, Gravity Falls, Les Mis, Other shit I cant remember atm.

Dislikes: The person reading this.

Fun Fact About Me: Once when I was six years old I broke my arm and it took my parents a week to notice.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Nah.
 
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metroid_fetish

Your fetish is vanilla.
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Name: @metroid_fetish

Likes: Metroids. Video games. Television. When bad things happen to people I already dislike.

Dislikes: Samus and/or other bounty hunters. Furries. The sound sandpaper makes when it's being used.

Fun Fact About Me: One time I was able to beat Super Mario World in about ten minutes while shitfaced, but I'm thankfully NOT Cosmo.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Nah, I'm good.
 
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