hobo neet fantasies -

[oww]

where would you want to live if you went crazy?

i would like to live in a dense forest in a cool climate, and to reach the full 180,000 BC caveman experience, it should be in a country that doesnt speak english in case a tourist or ranger happens to pass by, with deer skins glued onto my skin permanently with blood cum and shit

i mean if you think about it, i got the money for the plane ticket, i could live off of some fancy parks vending machine until the funds run dry, toilets, some of them even take credit and debit cards and apple pay shit, then walk into oblivion

wtf, convince me not to do this

 

[James Howlett]

I'm confused, cavemen had apple pay?

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Shut the fuck up and go fuck off to the forest already you faggot, I look forward to reading about hikers finding an emaciated corpse in a year because you didn't learn the basics of getting drinkable water or learning which plants you can eat or not.

 

[oww]

Shut the fuck up and go fuck off to the forest already you faggot, I look forward to reading about hikers finding an emaciated corpse in a year because you didn't learn the basics of getting drinkable water or learning which plants you can eat or not.

ill just steal picnic baskets like yogi bear

 

[ES 195]

Any place you could legitimately live for 70 or so years without being disturbed is either full of venomous and poisonous flora and fauna or they get fucking cold and barren for 5 months or more of the year.

 

[Clop]

I have absolutely no desire to talk you out of getting lost in the fucking woods somewhere.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Somewhere hot where they give you lots of government handouts like California.

Which is also why it’s probably best for sane people to avoid living there.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Unless you have wilderness training you probably shouldn't do it but don't be a faggot--get out there.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

You know they don't have 4chan in the woods, right?

 

[Maiseisinthetea]

Do it bro. Eat the first ten mushrooms you see.

 

[MrTroll]

Shut the fuck up and go fuck off to the forest already you faggot, I look forward to reading about hikers finding an emaciated corpse in a year because you didn't learn the basics of getting drinkable water or learning which plants you can eat or not.

That's easy, if an unidentifiable plant or liquid smells like Hot Pockets or Pepsi it is safely consumable.

Source: experienced mountaineer and outdoorsman.

Also to answer OP's question I am currently living in the Unabomber's shack at its permanent exhibit in the Newseum. Visitors aren't allowed to go inside so they haven't found me yet. Please don't tell anyone, thanks.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I don't like the idea of roughing it in the wilds finding some abandoned but still powered utility station wedged somewhere obscure is about as close as I'd like to get.

 

[K. V. Bones]

Eh fuck it why not. Go off and find a cliffside and dig in. Kill bears n stuff.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Make sure you climb trees to take a shit.

Don't wanna be vulnerable ground squatting.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

This reminds me of an old 4chan thread (early days of /r9k/ maybe) where an anon had declared that he has literally resigned himself to dying in a hole. His family basically disowned him because he failed out of engineering in college and amassed $200k in debt. He made a pretty cool den for himself by digging a massive hole in a remote area in upstate NY, but it was still considered a public park. He laid a tarp over the top and covered it with leaves every time he slept, got some cheap concrete and coated the bottom with it, then dug out a rectangular hole on the side, coated that with concrete, and added a microwave and hot plate. There was an outlet for maintenance workers where he ran a dark colored extension cord to power everything. Got a cheap laptop and wireless card which he topped off with donations. He’d subsist off mcdonalds from the next town over and whatever garbage he could find. He won over a raccoon with food and it ended up taking shelter with him.

Some douchenozzle eventually figured where his geographical location was from the pictures he had been posting describing his entire setup. He alerted the local authorities and we haven’t heard anything from him since. Everyone nicknamed him “Hole Troll”. When I was struggling during my first year in college, his story hit close to home as I was deathly afraid of flunking out and ending up in a similar situation.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Make sure you climb trees to take a shit.

Don't wanna be vulnerable ground squatting.

Here's my wilderness survival tips:
You need a dog and then take turns being the poop-lookout, it's instinctual for them, that why they want to get into the bathroom and look at you while pooping.
If you can't get a dog then shit in the middle of a river, wolves can swim, they just don't know that they can.
Don't worry about bears when shitting in a river, if they want you you can't do anything about it.

 

[garakfan69]

I would like to live in a dense forest in a cool climate where another neet lives whom I can rape 24/7.
He should not even speak the local language so he can't tell someone of the rape should a tourist or ranger happen to pass by.