Hollywood lolcows - Actually famous people with lolcow tendencies

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There are already threads made of some celebricows like Tess Holiday and Lena Dunham, but there are also other celebrities that have lolcow tendencies as well. Whether it’s the way they act in interviews, to songs, books, and movies, or the way they handle social media. You can still be talented, accomplished, good looking, etc. and be a lolcow.
 
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The Shadow

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Alec Baldwin, for reasons I shouldn't have to list.

Kerry King from Slayer seems to have a permanent case of teenage edgelord-ism in every interview I've read with him. Metallica mellowed, Dave Mustaine mellowed. King is still the same guy he was in the 80s, except balder and fatter.

This isn't uncommon in heavy metal but most of them grow out of that.
 

Syaoran Li

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To offer some right-wing counter-examples, Mel Gibson probably qualifies as a lolcow.

I mean, he makes great movies but he's also batshit insane.

Also, while not a Hollywood celebrity, Varg Vikernes is definitely a lolcow in his own right. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't have a thread in the Internet Famous category yet.
 

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Steven Seagal is a wannabe tough guy who has an ego as big as his gut. Once a top choreographed dancer, he tries to hold on to his fame by starring in terrible movies where no Chinese jacket in the world can hide his paunch. He did some LARPing as a police officer and has declared his love for Vladimir Putin.

Did I mention he got caught in #MeToo, and tried to coerce a woman into sex with his gun, but she got away?
 

AnOminous

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Andy Dick would have to qualify as the biggest lolcow in Hollywood, although his career is so wrecked at this point that he might just qualify as a lolcow rather than a celebrity lolcow, since he's been more famous as a lolcow now than as a comedian for years.
 

Zaragoza

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She has a history of spouting leftists opinions on twitter, getting into internet fights with anyone who disagrees with her and putting herself in a high pedestal because of her voice acting career. As of right now, she managed to get a taxi driver fired because she and some other actress got into a verbal argument with the driver which eventually lead to him getting fired and was dumb enough to post the video on the internet to see, and as you can imagine it backfired.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tara-strong-tara-lynn-charendoff.32611/page-20
 
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