Lolcow Holya Secundus / SnuggleSnail / TheHolya / Holya / cyanidepills / iSuicidy - Living embodiment of Gamergate that tries to turn survival sims into one-sided RTS campaigns

[IceGray]

Introduction
Ever wondered whether the Gamergate stereotype of a woman-hating racist shut in was real?

Ask no more. This one has the plus of being a terminal edgelord with a cannibal and pedo fetish who thinks RTS is the only game genre that matters.



Name: Holya Secundus
Sex: Male, fake girl.
Location: Launceston, Tasmania, Australia.
Born: 1998.
Likes: Being a /pol/ user 10 years too late. Turning non-RTS games into RTS rigged in his favor.
Current Discord: Balder's Bra (his ingame egopolis), Unofficial Haven Discord (He's more active there). Links currently invalid. To be updated at a later date.

The Beginning
The story starts in the early 2010s, where Holya decided to shit up Linkrealms by pushing himself to the top of the leaderboard and then kill every single newbie that tried to join the game. It cemented him as someone who only wants others to play his way.
(source, archive)

To this day, he still cries about missing Linkrealms.

Spoiler: Whining about wanting Linkrealms back

(source, archive)

(Youtube, archive of profile)

He later thinks his reputation shouldn't precede him. On a server based off Legends of Aria, he whined about devs kicking him out for both abusing game mechanics and terminal edgelording about his pedo clan.
(source, archive)

Removeddit shows a different side to this. TLDR, a server mod showed up and then showed logs of Holya's actions.
(source, archive)

Spoiler: Server logs edited for clarity

[–]Merrenwen (deleted by user)1 point3 years ago
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'Want to talk privately or just keep arrow exploiting in front of a GM?' @(300.02,0,848.43).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'what am I exploiting? ' @(297.169,0,850.445).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'wat' @(0.187062,0,-0.184009).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'wat' @(0.187062,0,-0.184009).
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'Don't you have a guild on another game called pedophiles anonymous' @(1.56674,0,-2.19067).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'Yeah, that's me ' @(0.187062,0,-0.184009).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'I mean, we usually rebrand to Loliconquest' @(0.187062,0,-0.184009).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'but, ya'know, internally' @(0.187062,0,-0.184009).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 's'what we are!' @(0.187062,0,-0.184009). Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'Why do you ask?' @(0.187062,0,-0.184009).
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'Well I think it's offensive. Some of us have abused family members.' @(2.03459,0,18.6985).
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'Not very funny. I mean I hope it's just some sick joke.' @(2.03459,0,18.6985).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said ':p is offense relevent?' @(-0.00466045,0,22.2402).
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'Well this is my server. I don't need any bullshit here.' @(1.68907,0,19.5443).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'I dislike vagueness' @(-0.00466045,0,22.2402).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'Do you've a rulelist anywhere?' @(-0.00466045,0,22.2402).
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'Against what?' @(1.68907,0,19.5443).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'Erm, I just mean in general?' @(0.0478618,0,22.2869).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'Well, mainly when coming from authority I suppose' @(0.0478618,0,22.2869).
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'My question was if it's just a sick joke or serious.' @(1.68907,0,19.5443).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'Are you asking me if I'm a pedoskum?' @(4.00245,0,21.5309).
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'Yes. ' @(1.93017,0,19.8602).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'I'm not really fond of anything, but from an aesthetic sense I suppose I think teens are cuter ' @(4.00245,0,21.5309).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'Pretty sure Inno from our guild is a pedoskum, tho' @(4.00245,0,21.5309).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'or at least a hebe' @(4.00245,0,21.5309).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'but like, he's autistic so' @(4.00245,0,21.5309).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'I vaguely remember there being a thing where they've trouble telling age' @(4.00245,0,21.5309).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'Iunno, not one to judge : P' @(4.00245,0,21.5309).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'rude' @(12.475,0,16.4294).
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'what' @(10.8726,0,15.5135).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'Oh, is that not you porting snuggle?' @(12.475,0,16.4294).
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'No i'm not porting him you are' @(10.8726,0,15.5135).

All the while we are talking he is incessantly putting up portals to Eldier Village, porting in his other character on another account (confirmed via IP address) and also several people from town pop in and out. I delete the portals, he casts more. Finally I freeze him in place.

Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'lies' @(12.9806,0,16.1342).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'is this a safe zone btw?' @(13.7356,0,13.4543).
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'yes it is' @(12.699,0,14.8963).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'like, portal guards' @(13.7356,0,13.4543).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'poopy butts' @(13.7356,0,13.4543).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'So, was that all you wanted, or what?' @(13.7276,0,13.63.
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'Names of other guild members?' @(10.8829,0,12.590.
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'I mean, if you were planning to mass ban people for their guild in a different game from more than a year ago' @(13.7276,0,13.63. Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'I doubt they'd play here regardless :s' @(13.7276,0,13.63.
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'You know that I meant people here' @(10.8829,0,12.590.
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'I don't' @(13.7195,0,13.5957).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'have a guild here' @(13.7195,0,13.5957).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said ': D' @(13.7195,0,13.5957).
Tihr aLahn (XX-XXXX) said 'I don't need any grief here. So just keep it at that.' @(11.8213,0,12.2453).

At this point, Holya goes back to town and proceeds to put up numerous portals around the banker, causing a nuisance.

Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) said 'Not by the bank - if you please' @(228.632,0,851.05. Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'Excuse me, sir' @(233.369,0,852.77).

At this point, Holya goes to the main town square and proceeds to spam numerous portals. Then begins to fire arrows at a player in town (his second account character confirmed via IP address)

Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) said 'Holya - come on man. You are starting to piss me off.' @(304.617,0,892.533).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) said 'sigh' @(310.151,0,884.156)

Holya refuses to stop his activity.

Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'What's up, sir?' @(309.318,0,882.273).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'r3ude3' @(126.253,0,-46.2213).
Holya (XX-XXXX) was killed by Evil Dead @(124.75,0,-45.8693).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) stole Apprentice's Leggings from Holya (XX-XXXX) @(125.144,0,-45.4874).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) stole Apprentice's Helm from Holya (XX-XXXX) @(125.144,0,-45.4874).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) stole Plant Tunic from Holya (XX-XXXX) @(125.144,0,-45.4874).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) stole Short Bow from Holya (XX-XXXX) @(125.144,0,-45.4874).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) stole Resurrection Scroll from Holya (XX-XXXX) @(125.144,0,-45.4874).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) stole 312 Arrows from Holya (XX-XXXX) @(125.144,0,-45.4874).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) stole 1176 Lemon Grass from Holya (XX-XXXX) @(125.144,0,-45.4874).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) stole Short Bow from Holya (XX-XXXX) @(125.144,0,-45.4874).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) stole 250 Moss from Holya (XX-XXXX) @(125.144,0,-45.4874).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) stole White staff from Holya (XX-XXXX) @(125.144,0,-45.4874).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) said 'You're a bit of a nuisance.' @(125.144,0,-45.4874).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'That was, uh, mildly annoying' @(124.75,0,-46.8995).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'You mind?' @(124.757,0,-46.9117).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) said 'Same here... snickers' @(125.153,0,-49.17).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) said 'I mind, what?' @(125.153,0,-49.17).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'So, is this like' @(124.757,0,-46.9117). Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'a Five minute random spat of retardation, or like?' @(124.757,0,-46.9117).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'What's' @(124.757,0,-46.9117).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) said 'come on witty reparte.' @(125.103,0,-48.9175).
Holya (XX-XXXX) said 'what's up with that' @(124.757,0,-46.9117).
Lord Justice (XX-XXXX) said 'I live for it.' @(125.103,0,-48.9175).

After a protracted pause where neither spoke, Lord Justice attempted to resurrect the player, give him back his stuff, and send him on his way. However the player refused to be rezzed. Soon after logged out.

Around the same time, he first played the 2D version of Haven and Hearth for a while, appearing to fit in well enough with the average playerbase of 4chan revivalists although they didn't overrun the game.

This may be why he abandoned the Holya account on this game's forums.

In the meantime, he lurked on Fractured while still considering Pedos Anonymous his biggest achievement, as well as confessing he only plays to shit up games and turn them into min-maxing bonanzas.

Spoiler: Images

Fractured Forum account. (source, archive)

(source, archive)

SnuggleSnail and the Leeching of the Hearthlands
In 2020, when Haven and Hearth reset its game world for the 12th time, Hoyla as SnuggleSnail put his plan to turn the game into his own egotopia in action.

As Haven and Hearth allows multiple accounts and theoretically has minimal rules, Holya decided to see how far he can go. He essentially caused the other factions to quit from burnout due to his abusing broken game mechanics and then forcing the remaining players into PvP.

Because he also turned the unofficial Discord and his ingame kingdom into a hugbox, nobody is able to criticize him to his face without eating an exile or looking down the wrong side of his battleaxe.

(Carpathian is another player that was mugged ingame.)

He has a bad habit of seething whenever things don't go his way, e.g. when other players have enough of him.

Spoiler: Coping hard

"Larpers" in the context of the Haven and Hearth playerbase are people focused more on the life simulation aspect than PvP, which the PvPers supposedly absolutely hate.

(source, archive)

(source, archive)

Even neutral players have been caught in the crossfire of his temper tantrums. (source, archive)

Catfishing and Cannibalism
Holya didn't really start catfishing as a girl until he assumed the name Snugglesnail. Most of the things in this section are on Discord under his catfishing username.

Spoiler: Catfishing and Cannibalism

There are many instances of him pretending to be female and claiming a woman's purpose is only to get simps.

(This screenshot was well before he tried to catfish, but shows his depravity nicely. Source, archive.)

Cannibal fetish. He also posted a a loli snuff cannibal one-page doujin called Story of Aubrey the Pig later in the same chat. As it is NSFL material I have not included it here.

Spoiler: Racist and proud

Terminal racism.



Did anyone order a side of classism with their racism?

He frequently lies that he is biologically female and a trap at the same time, while claiming it doesn't make him gay for guys. (He probably would be bi in reality, but that's pedantic.)

Spoiler: Dedication to the lie

He's willing to fake DMs supporting his latest lie about being female, or deflect the question entirely.

(The phrase "hell ye" is an idiolect used by Holya in this persona.)

E-begging
Holya started demanding money from other players to continue playing the game or to live in the kingdom, despite having spawned so many bots that harvested the game's resources that he could theoretically make it free for all.

Spoiler: Expecting money for nothing

As the thread for his e-begging has been moved to a private forum, only an archive remains.

Justification for him selling ingame buffs for real money.

Wants to force everyone in the game to bow to him.

Believing that he's invincible.

Escalating Quickly
Holya believes this thread is praising him. (Discord source)

(Discord source)

How to trigger him.

Compensating for a lack of attention span by calling this thread shit.

It has also been reported that someone set up spam bots to flood his kingdom chat on purpose, likely his work again.

Powerlevel
Holya has spilled quite a lot of spaghetti and powerleveled about his political opinions, gaming history, and personal life. This section covers his known contact details and information that doesn't fit in the rest of the post.

Spoiler: Personal info

(source, archive)

Searching for cyanidepills on Skype shows only these two results.

Holya Secundus doesn't turn up much either. However, he has a thing for straight black hair and green eyes with white skin.

IRL picture: (source, archive)


Voice sample. It's the first 3 seconds of a man saying "Imma (??) real girl."

His own Youtube, archive.

Twitter, archive. He really has a thing for this OC depicted in his avatar.

 

[themasterlurker]

Is there anything more interesting about him, like does he pose a legitimate threat to people, or is he just another strange loser on the Internet? He sounds a lot like a typical autist in a niche group to be honest

 

[IceGray]

Is there anything more interesting about him, like does he pose a legitimate threat to people, or is he just another strange loser on the Internet? He sounds a lot like a typical autist in a niche group to be honest

If this is better off as a community watch thread, let me know. The game community itself is full of autists indeed.

 

[NerdShamer]

If this is better off as a community watch thread, let me know. The game community itself is full of autists indeed.

Well don't leave us hanging. Min-maxing autists are an dime a dozen.

 

[IceGray]

So, are min-maxing autists who ree at the devs and behave ungratefully to them also dime a dozen?

I assume they are.

 

[NerdShamer]

So, are min-maxing autists who ree at the devs and behave ungratefully to them also dime a dozen?

I assume they are.

That might have been an exaggeration, but the reeing is real in League of Legends in terms of how (un)balanced the characters are, along with people losing their shit over kills stealing.

 

[IceGray]

Maybe it's the type of reeing that makes each game's autist community stand out.

 

[NerdShamer]

Maybe it's the type of reeing that makes each game's autist community stand out.

Yeah, it might be a correlation between how much math and grinding is involved. I heard that there's a lot autism involved in Pokemon. Although, there's also the usual amount of deviants, in that case.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Is there anything more interesting about him, like does he pose a legitimate threat to people, or is he just another strange loser on the Internet? He sounds a lot like a typical autist in a niche group to be honest

I remember when this and being funny were what made someone a lolcow. Now, you have to be a horrorcow or have politics that cause offence to half the site.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

So, are min-maxing autists who ree at the devs and behave ungratefully to them also dime a dozen?

I assume they are.

I'd say they're a dime a dozen. I can't remember the name of that Pokemon knock-off MMO that people were going on about but I saw a lot of Turbos screeching into that barrel.

The fact he's done this multiple times though is definitely what makes him stand out in my book so maybe this dude can cut it.

My only feedback right now is that what you have in his " dox " section is not a dox. That's just powerlevel autism. Until you have his address & / or phone number, it's not a dox.

 

[Aquinas]

Is there anything more interesting about him, like does he pose a legitimate threat to people, or is he just another strange loser on the Internet? He sounds a lot like a typical autist in a niche group to be honest

imo the best threads were about typical autists and whatnot, besides the forum is far more about laughing at autists rather than 'we gotta document x and warn people about them'

 

[NerdShamer]

I'd say they're a dime a dozen. I can't remember the name of that Pokemon knock-off MMO that people were going on about but I saw a lot of Turbos screeching into that barrel.

You mean Temtems? Which is slowly dying off from being incomplete?

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

You mean Temtems? Which is slowly dying off from being incomplete?

Yep! I feel like people expected too much but considering you had to pay... what? $40 to enter the beta? I can kinda understand the demand

 

[IceGray]

After thinking it over, I think it's the number of times and consistent modus operandi, as well as his insistence that he's a cis female that make him seem like both an lolcow from the past sent to the present and a neo-tranny.

Added some info about his consistent lying about gender to the OP.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

I'm seconding others who think it's okay to document random autists with a recorded history.
Autistralians are some of the more demented people I've met, enjoying the thrill of digging their hole deeper in the hopes of being infamous while ultimately rotting away without making their mark. Boring as a person(because there's nothing there), interesting in what exactly they've done and when. This guy seems to fit the bill.

 

[IceGray]

I'm seconding others who think it's okay to document random autists with a recorded history.
Autistralians are some of the more demented people I've met, enjoying the thrill of digging their hole deeper in the hopes of being infamous while ultimately rotting away without making their mark. Boring as a person(because there's nothing there), interesting in what exactly they've done and when. This guy seems to fit the bill.

Is this why he hasn't DFE despite potentially being a lolcow? That explains a lot of his refusal to tone shit down, anyhow.

Some further clarification about the discord links I brought up. You can enter both of them without needing to be vetted whether you actually play the game. I personally recommend combing the Unofficial Haven Discord for more 'tism.

In fact, the Unofficial Haven Discord has a culture of being unfriendly to anyone who likes the game.

Balder's Bra is his ingame egopolis that he is able to moderate. Mostly ingame sperging but what is interesting here is he links to the dolphin sex article, which has nothing to do with the game either. (archive)

The Unofficial Discord is not a server that he moderates, but he definitely spergs out and powerlevels a lot more.

Any Aussie Kiwis have any idea where or what are considered crappy camp sites in Tasmania?

Edit: Assuming 50km radius means a circle of 7853.98 square km, then population density is 5000/7853.98 = 0.6366.
If I calculate via hectares, the result is 5000/786398 = 0.006366.

Spoiler: Further digging as of 13 Jan 2021

Powerleveling about his internet service.

He tends to overexaggerate his estimates. Perhaps 120+ AUD is more accurate in this case,

My current postulation is that he either lives within Huon Valley or West Coast Council.

Edit: From looking at government pages for Tasmania my previous assumption is wrong. "Our own farm" strongly suggests that he used to live in the North or Eastern regions. The most likely candidate appears to be Campbell Town or the Launceston areas as he alluded to hating the countryside.

Press X to doubt about him being a fashion reseller. However, it is entirely possible he has some sort of inheritance or investment given to him?

His town has no McD

His living situation from claimed chronological order.
I wonder if his resolution to become RTS-forcing jerk is just like Dobson's schoolbus ban incident.

Is very much a bourgeois city slicker.

More about his Fractured time (archive), he is still having unwarranted self importance.

Spoiler: Egoistic projection

He still believes that people are too scared to dox him or out him as cow. I would not take him up on the password offer however, not yet anyway.

His Linkedin may be of interest if this isn't another dead end. Couldn't be archived without doxing myself, however.
Location was at Hobart CBD at some point.

 

[Somebodysomebodi]

Holy moly, thanks for writing and sharing all of this. I think the only thing inaccurate is "Born: 1998." That's definitely not true he wishes he was still 23 this year I'm dying- crying. I made an account literally just to correct that lmao

 

[swagman]

haven't used kiwi farms in a while, lost my account. part of the haven community this guys in. Snuggle is a sperg but nothing to write home about, and definitely wasn't the reason everyone burnt out of haven, game runs on a wipe basis, so when we think a new wipe is coming by, or all exhausted the end game, we all quit and wait for it to reset again. there are some polish and russian people who are 100x more fucking nutty than this guy.

get a load of this guy

these smaller communities attract autism, snuggle as far as i'm concerned is just one of many who plays the game like a full time job, your bound to go crazy treating games like this.

 

[Holya Secundus]

haha neat

 

[IceGray]

Come here and you'll get all the attention you want.