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Posted originally in the personal lolcow thread. I wasn't sure at first if I should start a thread, but there is so much potential content with him it doesn't make sense not to.
(Let me know if I am posting incorrectly, I was a lurker until a few days ago)

Originally posted 9/15/17

Ok, I should have posted this one a long time ago. This guy has been sort of meme in my area, especially with my friends. Unfortunately, his site is no more. I was lucky enough to be accepted as his friend on Facebook. I personally asked him when his site will back up as I am his biggest fan, he assured me it will be back up soon. Until then, luckily, waybackmachine has some of his good pages, but many links are broken. I don't even know where to start with this guy.

This is "Honest" Frank Cucchiara. He ran for mayor in a small village town on Long Island, New York. Shockingly, he did not win. He is a very interesting individual.
  • He walks around in public wearing an American flag as a cape.
  • His website looked like it was created in 1998 with Geocities.
  • Livestreams shirtless barely saying anything other than staring at the camera breathing heavily or speaking in general nonsense. He streams on every site possible. Ustream, Facebook Live, Twitch, Spreecast, Battlecam, and half a dozen others. Also, he posts his videos on his YouTube channel. Sometimes he streams for hours and uploads the whole thing on youtube.
  • Created his own church - "The Honest and Frank Religion of Angels"
    • His house has a huge cross on it with spray-painted signs promoting his "church".
    • The pledge of his church is follows:
    • PLEDGE
      I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag, of the Honest And Frank, Religion Of Angels Charity, and to the Angels who Fight For What's Right, All Angels, like Honest Frank, telling the Honest And Frank truth, with Liberty, and Justice, for Angels!
  • He threatened to bomb town hall and was subsequently arrested.
  • He has several enemies, many of which include local politicians. He thinks they have a vendetta against him for some reason.
  • He also has big beef with local law enforcement. Probably because he is always getting arrested.
  • He bought the domain of a local congressman once the ownership lapsed and had the page redirect to his website.
  • He is quite obsessed with "erotic sculptures".
  • He spends his disability check on buying bizarre domains, some of which include...
    • Every possible combination of names for local politicians. First, middle initial, last name, those names switched around, etc. It seems like he does not have them anymore as I checked and the sites are down.
    • He also bought up stuff like eroticmalesculptures.com, eroticfemalesculptures.com, ones about endtables, other weird stuff. The link for the page isn't there anymore sadly.
  • He defends pedophilia and is basically an admitted pedophile and had a whole page about an underage girl he had sexual intercourse with when she was 14 and he was 18. Actual quote - "If YOU was an 18 years young Teenage Boy, or OLDER, ask yourself if you would HIT THAT!"
  • He's pretty racist & anti-semitic.
  • He believes the town is run by organized crime.
  • He has been rumored to sexually molest his dogs on cam. (See petition section below)
If anything else comes to mind, I'll come back and edit this post. I regret not posting this sooner, I would have a lot more material. Sadly, everything links to his Facebook now. It is still gold, but not quite the same.

Originally EDIT 9/15/17
A friend of mine linked me to an old petition to get Honest Frank off of the internet. Some comments include:
  • i'm signing this because 14 years ago i was 12 years old and frank molested me its wreaked havoc on my life i cant even look men in the eyes he put things in my ass while choking me with his penis then he made his dog hump me while i was tired over a foot stool i know there was video cameras set up so he could make money on is this man is a threat to humanity and needs to be put in a hospital before he hurts more children and animals
  • CREEP! abuse of animals and likes little children! get him off the internet!
  • I have been contacted by this individual via Twitter. The content of his messages to me were highly inappropriate for a first conversation and I quickly decided to distance myself from him. He told me that he had sex with a 14 year old girl when he was 18. He said he later married her. A very strange man indeed and my opinion of him was further reinforced having seen him on the internet making comments about children, of a sexual nature. I believe this man is a threat to young girls.
  • Because he molested my daughter and he harasses people with a mentally exceptional woman who looks like she's melting. Her name is Elissa Jordana, she is Honest Frank the pedophile's daughter. Thank you.
  • This is important to me because I am Elissa Jordana's mother. Frank is her father. He wanted me to abort her but I didn't. The biggest regret of my life. Now she helps him look for children to think about sexually. I am mortified. - Cindy Schwartz
  • Frank is a stalker and a molester of kids and animals. He once waved a flag in front of my elementary school for 4 hours and then exposed himself to me and a friend. Now Frank is on a webcast with an alcoholic woman named Elissa Jordana who has schizophrenia and many other mentally ill pedophiles & people with downs syndrome. They make up stories & rant about nothing then people show their penises. Elisa's mother Cindy & Frank her dad hate each other because now Frank is recruiting children Elissa finds on the internet and exploits them. They also make fun of people with cancer, Lyme disease and anyone else with a good head on their shoulders, friends, beauty and happy families. Please get rid of them both. He also molested my daughter. Thank you.
  • I've seen him French kiss his dogs and fondle them on camera! Disgusting! Anyone can see this on his website and YouTube posts!
  • this man had a video of himself laughing as he was video taping his dyeing dog taking its last breaths taken down by youtube.....he is insane and mental .Him exposed to any normal person is offensive and may influence youth to do or make POOR/ILLEGAL things
  • This man is a mentally ill squatter who advocates pedophilia & internet harassment. He & my mentally ill daughter, Elissa Jordana are predators and should be investigated. My daughter & I no longer speak in part because of this pedophile. Thank you. - Cindy Schwartz
I want to learn more about this Elissa woman as well as Cindy Schwartz, who is allegedly Elissa's mother and Frank's ex. I could almost make a wiki on this guy, there is a big cast of characters surrounding him. His Twitter has some great stuff, but he has over 16,000 tweets. I am going to slowly update if I find some good content, but there is just way too much of it and I am a busy guy. If anyone is interested in coming through and delivering some good content, be my guest.

Continued in 2nd comment below.
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