Community Hookers General Thread - They're like camgirls, but IRL! Hookers and Johns General Thread

[GS 281]

Hookers are funny people. They have sex for money and seem to be very high strung most of the time. Also, Johns are economic cucks so they're always fun to laugh at.

Here is Miss Carty (Cartier Vasquez). She is a hooker who spends time between Detroit and Chicago. Her social media is a mix of a deep thoughts forum and deep thots forum.

http://misscarty.tumblr.com/
https://twitter.com/caviarcarty?lang=en

Carty can be very touchy about her reviews

Such wise

She socked onto a forum for hooker reviews and tried to post a self-review and started picking fights

Speaking of that forum, the users there are johns who write reviews on girls. Sometimes they can get very touchy. The forum is http://www.usasexguide.info

>getting this elitist when paying for sex

They even have pissbaby fights over hookers

Even some of the stories they have about getting ripped off by hookers are funny

 

[MrShitface]

Hookers provide a valuable service: sex without pretension. Some women might faff around with the materialism, but a hooker won't. The price tag is right there.

What sort of person uses the word "pissbaby" anyway? Are you the guy who made this image?

 

[GS 281]

Hookers provide a valuable service: sex without pretension. Some women might faff around with the materialism, but a hooker won't. The price tag is right there.

What sort of person uses the word "pissbaby" anyway? Are you the guy who made this image?

yes

 

[Admiral Piett]

Inb4 thirstposting and powerleveling.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Inb4 thirstposting and powerleveling.

Thirstposting will be deleted. Powerleveling, not so much. If people want to confess their sins to the Farms, who am I to stand in their way?

 

[GS 281]

Inb4 thirstposting and powerleveling.

We need a story like this

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

Mother of the year candidate.

Spoiler: Why Not?

 

[Broken Pussy]

Mother of the year candidate.

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She admitted to being a crap mother. What else do you want from this poor lady? All she wants to do is get paid to suck dick. Is that too much to ask?

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I wouldn't want a hambeast bixnood if they offered to pay ME for it. Ewwwww. Just ewwww. Why would I want a obnoxious fatass Target cashier grinding on my cock.
My powerlevel here: if I want to spend a lot of money on sex shit I'd rather see really fit strippers so I can think about them when I'm with somebody I can actually get. Who is not a stripper.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I wouldn't want a hambeast bixnood if they offered to pay ME for it. Ewwwww. Just ewwww. Why would I want a obnoxious fatass Target cashier grinding on my cock.

So you don't die alone never having known the touch of a woman?

 

[GS 281]

I wouldn't want a hambeast bixnood if they offered to pay ME for it. Ewwwww. Just ewwww. Why would I want a obnoxious fatass Target cashier grinding on my cock.

Would you prefer an obnoxious fatass Walmart cashier grinding on your cock?

Spoiler

 

[WeaponsGradeAutism]

From Germany with Love and Fake Tits.

Spoiler: Judge for Yourself

 

[Broken Pussy]

Would you prefer an obnoxious fatass Walmart cashier grinding on your cock?

Spoiler

I knew it was coming and the payoff was still incredible. All hail @yawning sneasel.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

So you don't die alone never having known the touch of a woman?

I had the touch of a woman a long ass time ago.

 

[Sketch]

This thread is way more interesting than the cam girl thread.
10/10

 

[Broken Pussy]

I had the touch of a woman a long ass time ago.

If it's your mom, it doesn't count.

 

[GS 281]

I had the touch of a woman a long ass time ago.

Did it go like this?

This one is doing it wrong

 

[CowReserach Inc.]

Holy shit i didn't even know stuff like this existed. Whiteknighting on a forum dedicated to picking up and reviewing hookers just blows my mind.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Holy shit i didn't even know stuff like this existed. Whiteknighting on a forum dedicated to picking up and reviewing hookers just blows my mind.

If you didn't know about something, @yawning sneasel will find it and show you the way.

 

[Shovel Mick]

Hahahaha even women who are literally whores don't want to associate with niggers. Why is this?