TGWTG Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku - Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

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You forgot the best part, the tweet that ousted the truth.

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This man is 39 years old.

Hurry up ladies don't let this catch get away
Is this peak male feminist virtue signaling? I cannot comprehend going on such an expensive date just to deliberately blow it, and he thinks it's something to be proud of. He just ruined his chances because she likes the wrong movies.
 

RumblyTumbly

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Dumb question, but is Hope/Jacob part of that SJW PC Feminist ilk?

I only ask because I find it strange that anyone would belong to the group that feels white men are the cause of all problems in society and then turn around and insist on being called a man.

That’s like hating all clowns based on the actions of Pennywise and The Joker, and then turning around and insisting on being a clown too.
 
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Dumb question, but is Hope/Jacob part of that SJW PC Feminist ilk?

I only ask because I find it strange that anyone would belong to the group that feels white men are the cause of all problems in society and then turn around and insist on being called a man.

That’s like hating all clowns based on the actions of Pennywise and The Joker, and then turning around and insisting on being a clown too.
Hope is the sort of idiot who just assiminates the beliefs of whatever crowd she follows. She grew up white trashy, so she took on a lot of low key racist and homophobic opinions that were brought to light during her stay at CA. Once she started hanging with the WOKE!!! crowd, she took in all their bullshit and (ironically) appropriated it for herself. She hasn't ever had an original or personal opinion or belief in her life. Much easier to ape the opinions of her peers to gain their approval.
 

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As much as Zac seems to have sympathy for self hatred and low self esteem, all I can say is fuck him. Zac is nothing but a bully who hasn't grown out of his teenage/college coed angst phase and does nothing but project just as much as the guys who gave him wedgies back in high school. I've been around losers like him in real life, and I can tell every one of you that the amount of unfunny snark they put out is honestly a form of penile compensation and a failure to admit and confront that they have personal problems.
Have you ever checked out one of Zac's Can You Survive streams? It's where he streams movies and anime (illegally, by the way, great job, I'm sure Funimation, CR, and other industry people would love to know you illegally stream their stuff to people especially since you bitch about pirate websites all the time) and riffs on it ala RiffTrax or MST3000. His snark and jokes are so cringe-worthy and unfunny.

Zac once mentioned he wanted to be a film critic, not an anime critic, but he couldn't hack it. There was an old blog Zac had where he reviewed movies, but I'm not sure if it's still around. Either way, It's no wonder he's so bitter and angry all the time. He's stuck in an industry and medium he hates
 

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I read this wrong and thought you meant that Zac was going to create his own anime kind of like Ninja Slayer to "save it from itself and moe", except that was a series of light novels made by (allegedly) Americans with a love and respect for the culture and samurai films who gave permission to a Japanese company to translate it, and then TRIGGER, the savior of anime, adapted it. And the thought of tubby here trying his hand at anime to be its savior like he was fucking Saitama is enough to get me to laugh myself into an aneurysm should it ever come to pass (when jigoku freezes over, twice).
Have you ever checked out one of Zac's Can You Survive streams? It's where he streams movies and anime (illegally, by the way, great job, I'm sure Funimation, CR, and other industry people would love to know you illegally stream their stuff to people especially since you bitch about pirate websites all the time) and riffs on it ala RiffTrax or MST3000. His snark and jokes are so cringe-worthy and unfunny.

Zac once mentioned he wanted to be a film critic, not an anime critic, but he couldn't hack it. There was an old blog Zac had where he reviewed movies, but I'm not sure if it's still around. Either way, It's no wonder he's so bitter and angry all the time. He's stuck in an industry and medium he hates
lol

As much as there are DeviantArt goers who are complete frauds and hacks who outright steal other people's work, and as much as diaper furry anal scat porn is still below me, nothing seems worse than some fat fuck who thinks yelling at things will change the world. This is like having faith in a street sign wielding schizo who thinks fluoride causes brain calcification and that you should stop drinking fluorinaded water and using toothpaste and claim they have credence to their statements, or more relevantly think that whatever Gene Siskel and Robert Ebert have talked about in their careers was that world changing and culturally influential. Not even doing shitty attempts at comedy with his artist sister and ex husband and posting it up on his nepotistic workplace was enough to provide evidence that he had a shred of creative talent. No worries Kari Kamiya, I don't think this shithead and his legions of suckups could do that even if they tried.

And really now? A streaming channel where he publicly tries too hard to be the crew of the Satellite of Love? This just totally sealed the coffin shut. Now he really is some wannabe dipshit internet reviewer who thinks that he has "taste", and boy, sure would be a shame if someone was tipped off about this....
 

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You know what the worst part of all this is? Jo was actually hot but she went and fucked it up.

Edit: On another note. Jo/Jacob is a perfect example of female privilege when it comes to F to M transitioning.
It's always way easier for a woman to transition into a man than it is for a man to transition into a woman.
At worst his gender is ambiguous and at best he just looks like a massive twink.
 
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Have you ever checked out one of Zac's Can You Survive streams? It's where he streams movies and anime (illegally, by the way, great job, I'm sure Funimation, CR, and other industry people would love to know you illegally stream their stuff to people especially since you bitch about pirate websites all the time) and riffs on it ala RiffTrax or MST3000. His snark and jokes are so cringe-worthy and unfunny.

Zac once mentioned he wanted to be a film critic, not an anime critic, but he couldn't hack it. There was an old blog Zac had where he reviewed movies, but I'm not sure if it's still around. Either way, It's no wonder he's so bitter and angry all the time. He's stuck in an industry and medium he hates
Do you have a link to these subpar MST3k "shows" he does? He's insufferable when he's constantly shitting on movies during the ANN podcast and his smug laugh is annoying. You can tell he is a failed movie critic with so much disdain he has for 90% of the movies that come out nowadays. No wonder the girl he went on a date with won't see him again. People don't care what you think about an actor or some movie and they sure as hell don't want some autistic monologue about it.
 

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Do you have a link to these subpar MST3k "shows" he does? He's insufferable when he's constantly shitting on movies during the ANN podcast and his smug laugh is annoying. You can tell he is a failed movie critic with so much disdain he has for 90% of the movies that come out nowadays. No wonder the girl he went on a date with won't see him again. People don't care what you think about an actor or some movie and they sure as hell don't want some autistic monologue about it.
Zac's smart enough not to archive them, but when he streams its here. He tweets out when he goes live though
 
You know what the worst part of all this is? Jo was actually hot but she went and fucked it up.

Edit: On another note. Jo/Jacob is a perfect example of female privilege when it comes to F to M transitioning.
It's always way easier for a woman to transition into a man than it is for a man to transition into a woman.
At worst his gender is ambiguous and at best he just looks like a massive twink.
I mean JO was always very androgynous looking to begin with. Flat as a board and kind of a weird face, they could probably have easily passed as a man without even any hormones or surgery of any kind.
 

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I mean JO was always very androgynous looking to begin with.
Yep, Doug casting JO as Ed from Cowboy Bebop is an obvious insight into her gender confusion.
That's one good thing I'll say about Doug, his unempathetic autism resulted in a lot of astute character writing, like writing Spoony as a mentally unstable nutcase, or writing JewWario as an irresistible stud. :cryblood:
 
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Yep, Doug casting JO as Ed from Cowboy Beebop is an obvious insight into her gender confusion.
That's one good thing I'll say about Doug, his unempathetic autism resulted in a lot of astute character writing, like writing Spoony as a mentally unstable nutcase, or writing JewWario as an irresistible stud. :cryblood:
Oh God I just realized how on the nose some his Doug’s writing was for the other producers.

He wrote JO as Ed...yeah.

He wrote Spoony as a mentally disturbed whack job...yup.

He wrote Jew Wario as someone who whips his junk out...oh bother.

He wrote Linkara as an insufferable know it all. Uh huh

He wrote Angry Joe as emotionally unstable...oh boy

He wrote Film Brain as a suck up to him. I mean, how else did that guy get on the site?

And he wrote Lupa as a Disney Princess in one of those specials and she seems to have a high opinion of herself, no?

Not saying this makes Doug a good writer. But maybe he’s more perceptive than we thought.
 

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I've said it in his thread, but it's kind of amazing that Doug really isn't a lolcow (in my mind), but holy shit is he a carrier. Doug is just merely a producer of low quality videos to me; dude doesn't even have an internet presence outside of Youtube videos. No Facebook, no Twitter, no Instagram, no nothing.

I can't think of another case where someone attracted so many giant lolcows without being a lolcow himself. Or if you prefer, Doug is much less of a lolcow than the people that magnetized to him. Because holy shit have the people that left Channel Awesome branched out into some Grade A spergery.
 

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I've said it in his thread, but it's kind of amazing that Doug really isn't a lolcow (in my mind), but holy shit is he a carrier. Doug is just merely a producer of low quality videos to me; dude doesn't even have an internet presence outside of Youtube videos. No Facebook, no Twitter, no Instagram, no nothing.

I can't think of another case where someone attracted so many giant lolcows without being a lolcow himself. Or if you prefer, Doug is much less of a lolcow than the people that magnetized to him. Because holy shit have the people that left Channel Awesome branched out into some Grade A spergery.
It's amazing to think that he is the "normal" of Channel Awesome. Hope and Co. have really done some absurd things.
 

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Is this peak male feminist virtue signaling? I cannot comprehend going on such an expensive date just to deliberately blow it, and he thinks it's something to be proud of. He just ruined his chances because she likes the wrong movies.
Being a 39 year old soy and going to Disneyland on a date sounds like the punchline of a cruel joke.
 

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I've said it in his thread, but it's kind of amazing that Doug really isn't a lolcow (in my mind), but holy shit is he a carrier. Doug is just merely a producer of low quality videos to me; dude doesn't even have an internet presence outside of Youtube videos. No Facebook, no Twitter, no Instagram, no nothing.

I can't think of another case where someone attracted so many giant lolcows without being a lolcow himself. Or if you prefer, Doug is much less of a lolcow than the people that magnetized to him. Because holy shit have the people that left Channel Awesome branched out into some Grade A spergery.
Same problem every online community has.

The only people with the time and "passion" to help and get involved are the habitual losers. Normal people with a healthy life and routine between friends, family, work, romance, and hobbies aren't going to care about the Internet or making videos on it. Instead you got a parade of college dropouts, part-time retail clerks, "activists", and full-on grownass adults who live with their parents.

For most of them CA was their entire life and their only means of real support. Since it's demise they're struggling as middle-age sets in and they realize their lives are going to be a hard slog from here on out.

Being a 39 year old soy and going to Disneyland on a date sounds like the punchline of a cruel joke.
Zac goes to Disneyland constantly, usually alone. If you search his Twitter image archive you'll see he's fond of taking "ironic" pictures of the junk he sees in the gift shops because that's totally not obnoxious behavior.
 

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