TGWTG Hope Chapman / Jacob "Jack" Chapman / JesuOtaku - Self-loathing weaboo redneck. Blew her way to ANN gig. Goon and troon.

GaryPotter

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I've said it in his thread, but it's kind of amazing that Doug really isn't a lolcow (in my mind), but holy shit is he a carrier. Doug is just merely a producer of low quality videos to me; dude doesn't even have an internet presence outside of Youtube videos. No Facebook, no Twitter, no Instagram, no nothing.

I can't think of another case where someone attracted so many giant lolcows without being a lolcow himself. Or if you prefer, Doug is much less of a lolcow than the people that magnetized to him. Because holy shit have the people that left Channel Awesome branched out into some Grade A spergery.
Same problem every online community has.

The only people with the time and "passion" to help and get involved are the habitual losers. Normal people with a healthy life and routine between friends, family, work, romance, and hobbies aren't going to care about the Internet or making videos on it. Instead you got a parade of college dropouts, part-time retail clerks, "activists", and full-on grownass adults who live with their parents.

For most of them CA was their entire life and their only means of real support. Since it's demise they're struggling as middle-age sets in and they realize their lives are going to be a hard slog from here on out.

Being a 39 year old soy and going to Disneyland on a date sounds like the punchline of a cruel joke.
Zac goes to Disneyland constantly, usually alone. If you search his Twitter image archive you'll see he's fond of taking "ironic" pictures of the junk he sees in the gift shops because that's totally not obnoxious behavior.
 

RumblyTumbly

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Zac goes to Disneyland constantly, usually alone. If you search his Twitter image archive you'll see he's fond of taking "ironic" pictures of the junk he sees in the gift shops because that's totally not obnoxious behavior.
You know, because of shit like that, if Disney decided to have a restriction that only people with kids could go to the park (ala Chuck-E-Cheese), I wouldn't blame them.
 

Truthspeaker

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Oh God I just realized how on the nose some his Doug’s writing was for the other producers.

He wrote JO as Ed...yeah.

He wrote Spoony as a mentally disturbed whack job...yup.

He wrote Jew Wario as someone who whips his junk out...oh bother.

He wrote Linkara as an insufferable know it all. Uh huh

He wrote Angry Joe as emotionally unstable...oh boy

He wrote Film Brain as a suck up to him. I mean, how else did that guy get on the site?

And he wrote Lupa as a Disney Princess in one of those specials and she seems to have a high opinion of herself, no?

Not saying this makes Doug a good writer. But maybe he’s more perceptive than we thought.
I've said it in his thread, but it's kind of amazing that Doug really isn't a lolcow (in my mind), but holy shit is he a carrier. Doug is just merely a producer of low quality videos to me; dude doesn't even have an internet presence outside of Youtube videos. No Facebook, no Twitter, no Instagram, no nothing.

I can't think of another case where someone attracted so many giant lolcows without being a lolcow himself. Or if you prefer, Doug is much less of a lolcow than the people that magnetized to him. Because holy shit have the people that left Channel Awesome branched out into some Grade A spergery.
It's amazing to think that he is the "normal" of Channel Awesome. Hope and Co. have really done some absurd things.
While @RumblyTumbly made some interesting observations, you're all being way too generous.

Go watch any of the Sibling Rivalry videos, preferably after watching the movie the Walker Brothers talk about in the video (and in private browsing, you don't wan't this shit showing up in your recs). Not only are Doug's opinions shallower than any other TGWTG contributor who ever had a real following, but he routinely misses obvious details; and once he settles on his shallow points, they become impervious to argument, evidence, or change.

I'd go as far to say Doug is not only the dumbest major contributor CA ever had, he's at the dumber end of the people covered on this site. I'm no clinician, but he shows almost all the signs of autism comorbid with ADD that exist once you watch even a minute of him speaking unscripted, and I can't imagine him ever having been in therapy, given how he was born at just the right time to not've been diagnosed.

Say what you will about Chapman (and I will: they're a low-rent, lazy, self-important scammer whose troonery cost them a lifetime of honey trapping), but Jacob Hope never spent over a decade getting scammed by Mike "Call of Dutthy" Michaud. No other CA contributor, past or present, has ever been dumb enough to sign away their character rights to that lithping tardo. Not even the Blockbuster Buster.

For that matter, not only did no other CA contributor ever think the movies were a good idea, no other CA contributor has ever cancelled their only popular series so they could devote their time to a show that made the Seltzerberg movies look like they were written by Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder.

There's no worse thing you could say about someone's sense of humor than "they thought Demo Reel was worth producing".
 
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I'd go as far to say Doug is not only the dumbest major contributor CA ever had, he's at the dumber end of the people covered on this site. I'm no clinician, but he shows almost all the signs of autism comorbid with ADD that exist once you watch even a minute of him speaking unscripted, and I can't imagine him ever having been in therapy, given how he was born at just the right time to not've been diagnosed.
While I don't disagree with anything you've said, to me, dumbness doesn't equal lolcow. There are a lot of people with dumb opinions or just dumb in general that aren't lolcows.

I consider a lolcow to be someone that sperges out constantly. Doug, for all his many faults, doesn't do that. If he keeps his dumb opinions of films to his Sibling Rivary videos, that's fine to me.
 

jellycar

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Zac goes to Disneyland constantly, usually alone. If you search his Twitter image archive you'll see he's fond of taking "ironic" pictures of the junk he sees in the gift shops because that's totally not obnoxious behavior.
Isn't that technically illegal to take pics of merchandise? Particularly in Disney (DW is better fight me)
 

GaryPotter

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I'm looking forward to Hope doing something stupid, Zac firing her, and then Hope posting pics of Zac getting pegged and/or some other equally disgusting crap because you know those images exist somewhere.
 

Kari Kamiya

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https://twitter.com/itsbonedaddy/status/1127320055899754497

Chapman talkin about Detective Pikachu. It gives me flashbacks of back in the day when (as Hope), she talked about the Pokemon franchise, especially in her countdown. I actually enjoyed her countdown videos. I haven't seen the movie yet, but I'm taking what Jacob says with a grain of salt.
She's a "no fun allowed" critic who literally believes a passion project is a corporate product akin to Avengers (does she even like Avengers?) when Pokemon has always had paper-thin plots across its lifespan. So take it with a grain of salt. Besides, wasn't she always more of a Digimon fan than a Pokemon fan?
 

Syaoran Li

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Now with Channel Awesome dead and her relationship to Zack officially KIA combined with the very likely possibility of ANN losing any remaining credibility, support, and relevance among anime fans once the Weeb Wars are over, what is Hope going to do from that point on?

In the event of ANN fully going under and the way things are going, it's more of a matter of "when" than "if", then Hope will truly be, for all intents and purposes, royally fucked on all fronts.

Even if Vic somehow loses his lawsuit and the Kick Vic assholes get the validation of ruining an innocent man's life and well-being that they so desperately crave, ANN's days are still numbered simply because of financial issues and a lack of relevance in the modern anime community.

This isn't the early 2000's when anime was just getting really popular all of a sudden but information on titles that were more obscure, niche, older, or just not dubbed yet was hard to find. ANN is largely obsolete and its articles nowadays are worthless and often politicized. As it is, the only reason Hope is still working for ANN is because her ex is too much of a soy-addled pansy to properly stand up to her and fire her ass.

And if Vic Mignonga wins his lawsuit?

It would be a major public victory against the Identity Politics crowd in pop culture and especially geek culture and a sign that the current SJW zeitgeist is a fad and would definitely speed up the swinging back of the cultural pendulum.

Hope would look like an even worse person than she currently does already for supporting Kick Vic (especially in light of her approach to JewWario when she was with Channel Awesome) and she won't find any supporters at all once the SJW movement loses its momentum and becomes despised and irrelevant like the Religious Right did before it.

And the worst part is that she sealed her fate by trooning out to the degree that she did.

Honestly, if she had not transitioned and went above and beyond in doing so, she could still find a new mark to leech off and manipulate.

Yeah, Hope wasn't a super-attractive woman in the JesuOtaku days but she wasn't super ugly either and being an anime fangirl, could easily score with some desperate weeb at any time. Now she looks likes a skinny and slimy teenage boy with a wispy neckbeard and a Bart Simpson voice and no sane man would willingly fuck her now, let alone let her peg them like her loser ex did.

She was so committed to SJW identity politics bullshit that she cut off her nose to spite her face. Or cut off her tits to spite her body, if we're speaking in a more literal sense.

Even if she does decide to detransition, it would be too late and she will likely die in obscurity, alone, penniless, and without any semblance of a real legacy except as a possible online cautionary tale for impressionable and nerdy tomboys about why they should never go full FtM.

Yes, Hope probably passes the best of any troon lolcow but at what cost?

If she just deemed herself trans, got a haircut, and dressed vaguely tomboyish like the MLM fakebois on Tumblr instead of destroying her body and her future with hormones and surgery, she could have had her cake and eaten it too.

In that situation, she'd get the SJW brownie points from being a troon, but could make a quick and easy detransition and go back to being a honey trap for gullible and desperate weebs with the proper connections or money.

But now she's just a regular trap and unfortunately for her, Hope is not the kind of trap that most weebs are usually interested in.

Seriously, Hope Chapman is about as transgender as the average MLM tumblrina and is from a very similar mindset as them but was so dedicated to SJW ideology and erasing her much-loathed hillbilly past that she went overboard and destroyed any chance she once had for a remotely happy, pleasant, or comfortable future.
 

Syaoran Li

Slum Lord of Pallet Town
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She can detransition but she will never become a honey trap. The testosterone overdoses changed too much. She will never look & sound like before.
That was basically what I just said, I said she could have been able to become a honey trap again had she not overdosed on testosterone and ruined her body.

I mean, she did troon out for largely the same reasons as the MLM girls, but the key difference is that the MLM types are smart enough to not destroy their bodies with testosterone and surgical mutilation.
 

Rihanna Ikari

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If ANN ever goes under, Jacob will likely fall back onto the Weebservations channel. None of the new videos have even been as popular as the JesuOtaku videos were, but I am absolutely certain that clickbait and/or fucking a popular AniTuber for free promotion will come into play.
 
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