Horrendously bad music -


Walking that line between victim and ex-lover

A seven-minute, star-studded, joke-free, comedy-rap charity single about animals being disgusting and Li'l Dicky failing to rap.

Li'l Dicky is the least-talented music artist who ever made it big: he can't rap, he can't sing, he can't write jokes, and the only reason his career took off is because he worked in marketing before inflicting his new career on Our Gay Planet. Even the people on the track who only made it big because they can take dick (Katy Perry, Shawn Mendes), or because they can take bigger and blacker dick (Rita Ora, Justin Bieber) are more respectable than people who made it via marketing skills. At least taking dick brings happiness to at least one person.

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