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StarvingAutist

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My friends and I sometimes have challenges where we find the most over-the-top, most bizarre, most depraved pieces of erotic fetish literature on the Internet, then try not to get disgusted.

I figured this would fit well here.

RULES AND REGULATIONS:

-Those weird self-published e-books you find on Amazon are okay...if you can find at least one fucked-up line from the free pages they give you. Failing that, does it involve something that you would never expect to see in smut?
-Fan fiction is okay. Bonus points if it's kids show fanfic. But for the love of god, limit the amount of Brony shit. We all know the depths of depravity they manage to plumb.
-If there's an image that goes with the story, post that shit. Don't be a pussy.
-Put everything in spoiler tags so this thread doesn't end up becoming huge.
-If comments are enabled, feel free to include the ones you find the most hilarious and/or disturbing.
-If you want to put a link to a story, use an archive.md link or something like that, because there is no way we will give these bastards any traffic.

Now that that's out of the way, let the boner-killing commence!

I'll start with this weird shit, by some repressed pedophile I mean diaper fetishist who was dumb enough to use his real name (Parker Longbaugh).

Sorry for the delay everyone, but getting this one finished has been a real struggle. I hope to have part two posted next week.


Most of the students of Chesterton High considered it a fluke that the three most popular girls in school– Veronica Marshal, Amanda Wilson and Rebecca Barns– were born in tandem over three consecutive nights in June 18 years before. Their parents often joked that the girls had been friends since the maternity ward, and it was only a slight exaggeration.
Only a small minority of students attributed this coincidence to the work of Satan, and of that minority, only a few discussed the possibility openly.
Spending any extended periods of time with Veronica, Amanda, and Rebecca, and it was easy to see how they could come to this conclusion…

***

The party was going even better than they’d predicted.
It was a warm afternoon near the beginning of summer, and the garden of the Wilson’s palatial home was bustling with activity. The girls watched smugly; absolutely everyone in town worth knowing was here to bow and scrape to them on their birthdays. Their families had spared no expense, the caterer had lain out a truly magnificent spread and at the far side of the yard, a large table had been piled high with presents.
“Did you see Marcie Benet?” Veronica began casually.
“I know; that dress looks like a garbage bag with spaghetti straps,” said Amanda, making her friends laugh.
“Veronica, do you think I could open my presents first this year?” Rebecca asked sweetly.
“God, Rebecca,” Veronica growled, “did someone slip an extra chromosome into your cappuccino this morning? I was born first, today is my birthday, so I get to open presents first. It’s only fair.”
“Well,” Amanda began, “It’s my house, so technically I think I should be allowed to go first.”
Veronica shot her a withering glare. “But it’s my birthday!”
“So? It’ll be my birthday tomorrow!”
“Maybe we could take turns?” Rebecca suggested meekly.
“SHUT UP!” Veronica and Amanda roared in unison, making Rebecca cringe.
They locked eyes, neither one wanting to back down. The air went still, and Rebecca was sure that it was only a matter of time before someone got slapped.
“Amanda!” Mrs. Wilson called across the garden, “would you come in here, please?”
“Moth-ER!” the girl huffed back, “can’t you see I’m talking with my friends?!”
“Oh, I’m sorry honey,” her mother apologized, “it’s just that I’ve got something special for your birthday, and I wanted to give it to you before the party gets into full swing.”
Amanda rolled her eyes to her friends. “This had better be good,” she grumbled, stomping her way over to the back-door after her mother. Veronica and Rebecca watched Amanda disappear inside and close the door behind her.

Nearly half an hour passed. “Where is she?” Veronica huffed impatiently, checking her watch. “Think maybe she stopped by the bathroom to purge before she came back?”
Rebecca giggled. “The way she was pigging out on that cake, it wouldn’t surprise me. “
They chatted amongst themselves, occasionally accepting a “happy birthday,” and some complements on their appearance from the other guests, which they accepted with their usual self-satisfied, self-important attitude. Nearly 45 minutes had passed before they realized Amanda hadn’t come back yet.
“What’s taking her so long?” Veronica huffed. “I wanna open presents already!”
“Girls…”
Veronica and Rebecca spun to face the back door. Their mothers stood on either side of the frame. “Come inside for a minute, girls,” Mrs. Barns beckoned, “we want to give you our presents first.”
“About time,” Rebecca huffed. “I thought we were never going to get to the good stuff.”
They followed their mothers into the kitchen. On the table sat two glasses of champagne. Veronica crossed her arms and huffed. “God, mom, I thought you said there’d be presents! Where are the presents? And what happened to Amanda, anyway?”
Her mother smiled. “Never mind that right now, dear,” said Mrs. Marshal. “Here; have a drink before you open your presents. You’re only 18 once.”
Rebecca took the glass from her mother. “Down the hatch, honey,” she said sweetly.
Watching their daughters swig down the liquid, the older women exchanged a pair of knowing smiles. “Now,” said Mrs. Barns, setting the glasses aside. “Let’s go get those presents.”
The girls followed their mothers down a long hallway, each imagining what extravagant gift their wealthy families would lavish on them this year. When they got to the end of the hall, Mrs. Marshal opened a door. “Go on inside, girls; Amanda is waiting for you.” Veronica and Rebecca went inside, followed by their moms, who closed the door behind them.
Everything was pink.
The entire room had been decorated in the color of strawberry cotton-candy. The floor was strewn with stuffed animals, building blocks, baby rattles and other assorted toys. On the far side of the room stood a crib, far too large for any normal baby. Across from that, a trio of massage tables lined the far wall.
But that wasn’t what caught Veronica and Rebecca’s attention.
In the center of the room, Amanda Wilson, their best friend since childhood, one of the most popular girls in school, cheerleader and treasurer of the fashion club, sat strapped into an oversized highchair. The 18 year old girl chortled and squealed like a happy baby as her mother fed her oatmeal from a steaming bowl. Much of the mush overfilled her mouth, smeared her face, and dripped down her front. The girl was nude, her tight, athletic body almost entirely exposed in the warm afternoon air, except a tiny bib which left most of her firm breasts exposed, and a massive, bulky cloth diaper covered by plastic pants that crinkled loudly with her every move.
Veronica and Rebecca could only stare in stunned silence as Mrs. Wilson brought another heaping spoonful of oatmeal to Amanda’s mouth. “Open wide sweetie. That’s it—we’re almost done—good girl!” she sang as Amanda opened her mouth widely to let the spoon in. She smacked her lips as she chewed, grinning widely as her mother praised her. Mrs. Wilson scooped the remaining oatmeal into one final, heaping spoonful. “C’mon, baby; one more. Open up for nummy-nums.” Amanda took the warm mush into her mouth, oatmeal filling her cheeks like a chipmunk and overflowing her lips, dripping off her chin and plopping against her breasts or bare tummy. “Good girl! All gones!” Mrs. Wilson praised her daughter, beaming proudly and holding up the empty bowl for Amanda to see. “Did you like your din-din, precious?”
Amanda responded with a loud, uninhibited belch. The mothers laughed.
“That sounds like a hearty yes!” Mrs. Barns giggled.
Mrs. Wilson removed the tray from the high-chair and helped her daughter down. The girl seemed unsteady, and her legs wobbled as though unused to her own weight, but soon she stood in front of her two best friends and their mothers, resplendent in her big, bulky diaper. Rebecca regarded the scene before her in silent horror, unable to believe what she was seeing. She could sense that something was very wrong.
Veronica, however, did not share her intuition. The sight of her friend in diapers was too much for her. That she and Amanda were supposed to be best friends wouldn’t stop her from recounting this embarrassing incident to the whole school.
“Oh my God!” she howled. “This is just too much! Where’s the camera? I’ve gotta get this up on my Facebook page. Chic diaper, Mandy,” she cooed mockingly. “You keep ’em clean for your mommy like a good girl, ok, sweetie?” Grinning, she reached out and patted Amanda’s bulky, padded butt, plastic pants crinkling.
Suddenly, Amanda ripped a loud, bubbling fart that echoed in the nursery. “EEWW!” Veronica cried, pulling her hand away from Amanda’s butt as quickly as she could. “Amanda!” she scolded, unable to believe her best friend just passed gas in front of her. “That’s disgusting!”
Amanda wasn’t listening. Her belly was full, and she would be warm and content except for this rumbling presure down below her. Somewhere in the recesses of her mind she knew what the gassy cramping in her stomach meant, but the more she tried to define the feeling, the dimmer her memories became.
She knew, somewhere deep inside, that she was suppose to hold in her gas in company. She tried to tighten her sphincter, but found that the more she tried, the harder it became, as though she was literally forgetting how to control herself. Her efforts to restrain her gas were rewarded by another loud fart, only barley muffled by her diaper. The mothers gathered around her, murmuring and chuckling to each other.
“Oh oh,” Mrs. Wilson chuckled, patting Amanda’s padded rump, “Sounds like the poopy express is about to pull into the diaper depot!”
The women burst out laughing. Amanda turned to face her mother. “Ma-ma?” she asked innocently, “what’s the poopy express?”
Suddenly, she felt a bubbling mass moving through her bowels. Instinctively, she bent her knees and stuck out her butt behind her, and the adults chuckled at the sight of an 18 year old girl adopting the posture of a two year old about to make a messy in her pamper.
Without warning, she felt her sphincter open. A sustained, involuntary contraction rocked her bowels, squeezing out another juicy fart. Amanda’s lips contracted into a tight, surprised ‘o’ as she uncontrollably voided her bowels into the seat of her diapers. The audience crinkled their noses collectively as the first poopy smells emerged from the seat of the teen-toddler’s diapers. The back of her pampers inflated as Amanda tooted noisily; her cheeks grew red as she felt the back of her diaper growing heavier and warmer every second. Another contraction, another involuntary surge of poop into her diapers, making the seat bulge and sag behind her.
Passing gas with a gurgle, Amanda straightened. She glanced over her shoulder; behind her, her diaper bulged and sagged, the waistband of her pampers and plastic pants drooping below the top of her butt-crack.
A potent aroma blanketed the room. “Phew! Baby Mandy certainly made a stinky!” Mrs. Barns cried.
“She really loaded this diape up,” Mrs. Marshal concurred, patting the loaded seat. Looking over, she noticed Rebecca looking on with an expression of morbid fascination—as though unable to process what happened to her friend. “Why don’t you go ahead and give baby Amanda’s poopy diapers a pat, Rebecca?”
The girl shot her mother a doe-eyed expression. “Go ahead, sweetie,” Mrs. Barns encouraged, and though she didn’t want to do it, Rebecca reached out and patted the seat of Amanda’s poopy pampers. Feeling the warm, squishy softness beneath her palm, her stomach rolled. Amanda looked back at her, her vacant smile chilling Rebecca. With her face smeared with food and a warm, poopy load in her pants, she looked just like and over-grown toddler. Rebecca shivered when she saw the blank look in Amanda’s eyes. Something was terribly wrong here.
“Amanda,” Rebecca began nervously, “are—are you okay?”
“Done a poo-poo in my pants,” Amanda announced matter-of-factly with a certain amount of pride.
“God, she smells worse than anything!” Veronica announced, fanning her face.
“Veronica,” Mrs. Marshal smiled at her daughter, “maybe you’d like to pat Amanda’s poopy pants, too?”
Veronica rolled her eyes. “No thanks, mom; I think I’ll pass.”
“Well,” said Mrs. Marshal, “I guess you’ll be dealing with your own poopy pampers soon enough…”
Veronica stared, incredulous. “What? What are you talking about? I’d never do a thing like that!”
“You won’t have a choice, sweetheart.” Reaching into her purse, she removed a vile containing a clear liquid. “When the formula kicks in, you’ll be just as sweet and innocent as little Mandy.”
Amanda’s mother led her over to the nearest changing table. After bending her daughter over the padding, she tugged off her plastic pants, revealing the loaded, bulging diaper beneath. Unpinning it, she dropped it into a nearby diaper pail with a heavy thud. Amanda’s messy backside was revealed to the watching audience. Her mother began cleaning her 18 year old daughter’s butt with wet wipes.
“Great plan mom. Like I’m really going to take that after watching stinky-pants get her butt wiped by her mom over there,” Veronica scoffed, watching Amanda’s mom tend to her messy state.
Rebecca just stood by quietly, taking everything in. She was beginning to feel funny.
“You already took it honey… remember? The champagne?”
Veronica’s blood turned cold. She shot her mother a panicked look, then started giggling. “Oh, mommy,” she said dismissively, “that’s a bunch of doo-doo.”
The smile disappeared from her face. Looking slightly embarrassed, she tried to correct herself. “Er… Doody.” With the women looking on, cackling like hens, Veronica touched her throat. She visualized the word SHIT in her mind. “Poo-poo!” she declared firmly. Her embarrassment was obvious now. She tried to visualize each letter in her mind, but the more she tried, the faster it slipped away. “Poopy! Ca-ca! Dookie!”
“That’s how it starts, honey,” her mother told her with a smile. “Adult words vanish off the tip of your tongue, vocabulary restructures itself, and before you know it…”
She was disrupted by a loud, hissing noise.
Rebecca looked around for the source of the sound. The afternoon was getting weirder and weirder, and unlike Veronica, Rebecca didn’t think there was anything funny about Amanda’s predicament. Looking at the gorgeous, fully grown brunette giggling and cooing her way through a messy diaper change from her mommy, she couldn’t shake the awful thought: what if that was me? She shivered, imagining the horror of being unable to control her body, of being rendered a helpless infant like Amanda.
The hissing grew louder. Rebecca was suddenly aware that everyone was looking at her.
Fidgeting nervously, she felt a warm wetness down her front.
By the time she realized she was wetting herself, her bladder was nearly empty. Squeaking, she tried to clamp down to no avail. Her mother and Mrs. Marshal chuckled to each other as they watched the stream trickle to a stop.
“Becky!” her mother mock-scolded with a grin, “you weren’t supposed to do that until we had a diaper on you!” Reddening, Rebecca shifted from foot to foot in the puddle beneath her. Her mother chuckled. “Then again, I seem to recall we DID have quite a hard time getting you potty trained the first time around, didn’t we sweetheart?”
Rebecca shot her mother a glance, as though she were about to plead with her not to tell anyone about her embarrassingly extended potty training.
When she was unable to find the right words, she sought comfort by sticking her thumb in her mouth.
“C’mon, precious,” said Mrs. Barns, leading her over to the second changing table. In moments, she had her vivacious daughter undressed and laying on the table’s padded surface. Beside her, Amanda’s mother had slid a fresh diaper beneath her and was powdering her daughter’s bottom.
“There you go, you little stinker,” she cooed affectionately. On the table, Amanda giggled and squirmed as her mother heaped praise on her for being such a good girl during her change. Helping her to her feet, she began dressing her.
Rebecca writhed helplessly on the table’s padded surface, her mother raining powder down on her privates. She wanted to stand up and run away, or at least put up a fight, but her arms and legs were heavy and numb. Her skin tingled all over, particularly her fingers and toes, and she found herself hypersensitive to every sensation: the tickle of the powder on her privates, the breeze on her soft skin, the softness of the table beneath her, the texture of the open diaper against her squirming buns— each feeling was dialed up to 11. Taking her ankles, Rebecca’s mother lifted her legs, exposing her cute bottom to the room. The pretty blond could only blush as Mrs. Barns powdered her backside, taking her time to pat the talc firmly into each cheek. “Good girl!” her mother praised, lowering her tushy back onto the diaper. “What a good girl you’re being for your diaper change!”
She tickled her daughter’s sensitive bare skin, raking her nails lightly over her tummy, ribs and armpits. Rebecca writhed and chortled helplessly.
Across the room, Veronica stuck her thumb in her mouth and began sucking nervously. She watched one of her best friends wriggle on her back, giggling like a baby as her mother changed her diaper, while standing two feet away, her other best friend was being dressed in a ridiculous, over-sized little girl party dress. Amanda cooed and gurgled as her mother tugged a frilly pair of pink baby panties up her legs and over her bulky diaper. The scene horrified Veronica. Her knees wobbled as she realized she’d be next.
In moments, Rebecca’s mom had her diaper pulled up and pinned in place. Dazed, her mind floating through a haze, Rebecca’s body attempted to obey her commands to stand up and run, but the most she could muster was some weak flailing of her hands and feet. She could still remember the broad outlines, the foundations of her identity— her name, age, friends and family…
But the details—her vocabulary, the years of facts and information learned at school, how to walk and talk— hell, even her toilet training— all of it was swirling down the drain, and the tighter she tried to hold on, the more she felt her intellect slipping away.
Her mother pulled her up and sat her on the edge of the table. A tight, white t-shirt was tugged over her head, her hair was banded into pig-tails, and a pacifier was popped into her mouth. Before she knew it, Rebecca was sitting in front of everyone, dressed like an overgrown infant. Beside her, Amanda’s mom finished tying a bonnet under her chin, completing her outfit.
The gorgeous, fashionable young ladies who had arrived at the party smug in their standing as the most popular, lusted-after women in town had vanished. In their place, two adorable, oversized 18 month old girls had appeared, helpless and innocent. They sucked their soothers and gazed about in doe-eyed wonder, their reduced IQ’s unable to process the strange and sudden turns their lives had made.
Across the room, Veronica sucked her thumb vigorously. Watching the women put the finishing touches on their daughter’s party outfits, her stomach rolled sickly; in just a few moments, they’d been utterly infantilized: In her matching pink bonnet and little party dress, her ruffled pink diapers prominently displayed beneath, Amanda looked like a two year old on her way to grandmother’s house for a visit. Which left her in better shape than Rebecca; with nothing but a skimpy t-shirt and crinkly plastic pants over an enormous cloth diaper, her golden hair banded up in pigtails, she looked like little more than a great big baby.
Mrs. Marshal placed her hands on Veronica’s shoulders, making her jump. “It’s your turn now, honey,” she crooned, softly running her fingers through her black hair. “Come on—time to join your friends.”
Finally tearing her gaze away from the scene in front of her, she looked at her mother with big, wet eyes. “Mommy,” she pleaded, “please don’t make me like—“ She nodded toward her friends. “Like them!”
Mrs. Marshal smiled. “Ok, honey, I’ll make you a deal.” She opened the closed. Veronica’s heart withered when she saw what her mother was pulling out. A large, plastic potty that was just her size.
“Show mommy you can use the potty like a big girl,” said Mrs. Marshal, pulling a nearby dresser drawer open, “And I’ll let you wear these to the party instead of diapers.”
She then held up a giant pair of padded training panties—the kind little girls wore. Veronica moaned. Her bladder was feeling full. Pressing her palms against her crotch, she bounced in place and looked frantically from her diapered friends to the training panties her mother held, and then back to the potty.
“Well?” Mrs. Marshal asked, “What’s it going to be, honey?”
Veronica shot her mother a desperate look. “Mommy—I gotta go potty!” she blurted.
“Ok, sweetheart,” Mrs. Marshal said calmly, taking her daughter’s hand and leading her over to the potty. “Let’s get these panties down,” she said, calmly reaching under her daughter’s skirt, drawing her underwear down her legs, and removing them.
Veronica rushed over and hiked her dress up above her waist, revealing her neatly trimmed pussy and jiggling backside to the room. She was too desperate to care, however, and quickly slammed her dainty backside onto the cool plastic seat. A loud hiss emerged immediately, accompanied by the sound of her steady stream striking plastic. “AAAAAHHHHHH!” she gushed enthusiastically, her relief nearing orgasmic levels.
Soon she was done. Pulling her to her feet, Mrs. Marshal bent veronica over and used a baby wipe to clean between her legs. Mortified, Veronica was allowed to straighten. In moments, her mom had her stripped to her birthday suit, and was holding open the large purple trainers for her to step into. “Mommy, please… no,” Veronica begged.
“We had a deal sweetheart. C’mon,” she scolded, reaching behind and giving the girl’s bare bottom a smack. “Let’s go.” Reluctantly, the girl stepped into the bulky training panties, and could only stand by as her mom pulled them up her legs until they fit snugly against her bottom. A pair of translucent white tights was next, and Veronica nearly died of shame when she noticed the ruffles across the backside. A pretty, red and white party dress was next, followed by a bright red ribbon for her hair.
“There! All done!” Mrs. Marshal pulled her wayward daughter over to the mirror for a look.
Veronica nearly fainted. The dress looked like something out of a second-graders closet. The hem was high, and Veronica burned with shame as she realized her ruffled tights and baby pants would be on prominent display. She looked like a five year old—which, she reflected, still left her in better shape than Rebecca and Amanda.
She turned away from the mirror, cheeks burning with shame. Grinning, her mom kissed her on the forehead. “OK, girls,” she gushed, “time to go see the guests!”

The party was turning out to be a major success.
The garden had been neatly manicured and decorated; the catering had been superb; even the weather was cooperating. The guests mingled and chatted, enjoying the fresh air, sunshine, and great food. The entire affair, everyone agreed, was going perfectly, except for one small detail…
“Where did they go, anyway?” one guest asked, checking her watch. “They’ve been gone for over an hour now.”
“Who?” asked another.
“Veronica, Amanda, and Rebecca, dummy!”
“Oh. Hadn’t noticed,” sniffed another.
“No wonder I was enjoying myself so much,” muttered another, not quite quietly enough.
The patio door slid open. Mrs. Barns appeared. “Ok everyone,” she announced, “here come the birthday girls!”
Mrs. Marshal and Mrs. Wilson appeared, leading Veronica, Amanda, and Rebecca along with them. The guests gasped when they saw the three most popular and fashionable girls in town resplendent in diapers and baby clothes.
Amanda and Rebecca lead the group, hand in hand with their mommies, beaming proudly, even as the assembled group began coming out of their shock and started laughing. Amanda and Rebecca didn’t mind: today was their special day, and they couldn’t wait to open their presents and have some cake, diapers or no diapers. It would have been impossible to disguise their dramatic demotion in status from freshly-minted womanhood to second infancy, even if the thought had crossed their diminished minds. One by one, the guests gathered around them to examine the outfits a little more closely. The hem of Amanda’s dress was lifted and her bulging, ruffled baby panties displayed. The girl stood by passively as she was examined and prodded from every angle, the amused spectators making snarky comments as they did. Amanda didn’t care—she was delighted her outfit was garnering so much attention.
Rebecca’s simple ensemble was equally adored by the gathered crowd. People played with her pretty blond pigtails, patted her big diapered butt, and tickled the exposed flesh around her belly-button, revealed by the gap between her diaper and t-shirt. Rebecca squealed and giggled in delight: Like Amanda, the fact that she was dressed like an infant in front of nearly every person she knew didn’t bother her one iota. She squirmed and sucked her paci, thrilling inwardly at all the attention.
Bringing up the rear, Veronica did not look anywhere near as delighted as her two friends. Sucking her soother sullenly, she gazed out at the crowd from behind blurry, tear-filled eyes. Unlike her friends, Veronica knew exactly what was going on, knew that she and her friends were being laughed at, not with. Watching Amanda and Rebecca squeal and giggle obliviously as they were mocked and insulted by the partygoers just made it worse. Couldn’t they see how foolish they looked? Didn’t they care?
But watching as they were fondled and tickled and teased and spanked playfully, laughing like carefree toddlers, Veronica knew they didn’t.
Veronica felt her hem being lifted at the back. She turned just in time to see Sarah Hays, her hated rival on the cheerleading squad, lift her dress above her waist at the back and examine her bulky training panties. “Hey,” she said loudly, reaching out to give Veronica’s seat a firm pat, “this baby’s not in diapers!” She roughly squeezed Veronica’s bottom, then gave it a firm swat. Veronica began to cry silently from the shame of it all.
“I’ve tried to leave Ronnie with her potty training, Sarah,” Mrs. Marshal informed her. Veronica cringed at the use of her hated childhood nickname. “I trust you’ll help me keep an eye on her?”
“Gladly, Mrs. Marshal,” she said, flashing Veronica a cold grin before giving her padded bottom another squeeze. She returned to the party, aglow in her rival’s defeat.
Veronica burned with shame, sulking miserably as the partygoers examined her dress, pinched her cheeks and patted her bulky, ruffled panties. She looked on as Amanda and Rebecca were subjected to the same treatment, giggling and squealing with delight as they were poked and prodded by the chuckling crowd.
“Ok, precious,” Mrs. Marshal exclaimed, “time for nummy-nums!”
Veronica turned, emitting a choked sob when she saw a pair of highchairs had been arranged in the center of the garden. She struggled half-heartedly, trying futilely to pull her hand away from her mother’s as she was dragged across the lawn toward them. “Don’t dawdle, Veronica,” her mother scolded, landing a whack with her palm across the seat of her daughter’s ruffled panties. Though she hardly felt the blow through her padded underpants, she still began sobbing anew at the humiliation of having her bottom openly swatted like a naughty little girl.
Soon, she found herself sitting in one of the chairs, locked in behind the tray. Rebecca sat next to her, grinning stupidly and eagerly awaiting her lunch. Veronica felt something tied around her neck, feeling sick when she realized it was a bib.
“C’mon, Mandy,” Mrs. Wilson said, taking her by the hand, “let’s visit the guests.” Veronica watched the adorable baby woman was lead over to an eager audience, who immediately surrounded her to make snide remarks and dispense backhanded complements. Amanda grinned and giggled, delighted by the attention.
“OK, Ronnie.” She turned toward her mother’s lilting voice. “Lunchtime.”
She turned just in time to have a heaping helping of applesauce spooned into her mouth. She closed her lips, cheeks bulging. Applesauce dribbled out the corners of her mouth and down her chin as she struggled to swallow the sweet mush. She’d nearly gotten it all down when her mother forced another big spoonful into her mouth, yellow slop dribbling out her mouth and down her bib.
Beside her, Rebecca’s mother navigated the plane into the hanger. She closed her lips around the spoon eagerly, ending up with at least half of the applesauce smeared around the edges of her mouth. She smacked her lips noisily, sauce dribbling out from between her lips and down her chin.
“You are such a sloppy eater today,” Her mother chided sweetly, using the spoon to push some of the escaping applesauce back into Rebecca’s mouth. Rebecca giggled at her mother’s words, not fully understanding them, but picking up on the playful tone immediately.
Soon, the bowls were empty, and Veronica was a very full girl. Beside her, Becky’s mom chuckled as her daughter belched loudly. Taking a wet-wipe, she began cleaning the girl’s face off. “Did you like that sweetie?”
“Um!” Rebecca replied affirmatively.
“Good girl! Open…” Rebecca did as she was commanded and soon found a bright blue pacifier popped into her mouth and clipped to her shirt by a string of beads. “Now let’s go see your friends,” Mrs. Barns said, taking the girl by the hand and leading her into a crowd of her smirking classmates.
As her mother took her time wiping her hands and face, Veronica watched in horror as Rebecca was paraded around in front of the smirking teens. A couple of the girls made catty comments, but Rebecca wasn’t listening; she had her eye on Mike Bailer, the star quarterback. They’d been seeing each other for about a month, and in the recesses of her vastly dimmed intellect, she could remember the times when they’d fooled around, the way his strong arms felt around her, his hands on her breasts and ass…. Beneath her diaper, the toddler woman was experiencing some decidedly adult sensations. Though she could no longer put a name to it, she definitely remembered sex and sexuality, and now she was focused on having her desires satisfied with the single-mindedness a child applies to any of their needs. Smiling coyly, she toddled her way over to mike and began hoisting herself into his lap.
The gathered students snickered and guffawed, particularly when they saw the surprised/nervous look on Mike’s face. Mike, for his own part, was unsure about how he felt. He’d been going with Rebecca for a while now, and she did look undeniably cute in her outfit. Actually, Mike was forced to admit that she looked more than cute: With her legs entirely bare from ankle to crotch, her trim midriff on display, and her Elvin features adorably framed by her pigtails, she was actually pretty damn sexy. But it was totally wrong to get off on his sexy, mature girlfriend crammed into diapers and baby clothes… wasn’t it?
Letting the pacifier fall from her mouth, Rebecca Looked into his face and smiled shyly. “Hi,” she said simply, her voice tiny and breathy. Giggling, she wriggled her diapered bottom in his lap and nestled against his chest. In spite of his earlier misgivings, Mike couldn’t deny the absolute thrill of having the nearly naked beauty cuddled up in his lap. “I wanna pway,” she pouted, pressing herself firmly into him. Sweat beading down his face, he thought he’d die when she looked up sweetly and said in her sexiest husking voice: “Will yew pway wif me, Mike?”
He couldn’t resist anymore; with his friends and classmates whooping and egging him on, he rested a large hand on her bare thigh. She gazed longingly at him, butterflies frolicking in her tummy. Bending down slightly, he locked his lips on hers. Leaving one hand on her thigh, he wrapped his other arm around her and pulled her in tight with a moan.
Even in her confused and diminished state, Rebecca could still feel a sexual charge coursing through her body. While she’d been mentally reduced to toddlerhood, her body was still that of a very developed and mature young woman, complete with its own needs and desires. Her neither region tingled: She began squirming on Mike’s lap, desperately trying to increase her stimulation. Mike, for his part, couldn’t believe how sexy it was to have a gorgeous grown woman infantilized and writhing on his lap in an erotic frenzy. Rebecca moaned, her pleasure increasing to new heights. Twitching and writhing sensuously, she abandoned herself to the pleasure, moaning and pressing herself against Mike.
She began to feel a slight cramping inside her. At first she ignored it, happily continuing her make-out session with Mike. Moaning, she tightened her grip around him, her arousal growing. But the discomfort inside her was growing, too. Soon the mounting, cramping pressure insider her grew to match, then exceed her arousal. Abruptly, she ceased kissing Mike, doubling over and wrapping her arms around her middle with an uncomfortable groan.
“Sweetie?” he asked cautiously.
She looked up at him, searching her reduced mental faculties for the right thing to say. Her insides were all bubbly and crampy, and she was beginning to feel very strange down below. The sensation was so familiar… “I feel… funny,” she said softly.
All at once, the pressure doubled; Rebecca gripped her stomach and moaned. The bubbling cramps were becoming unbearable now. She doubled over with an anguished groan.
“Becky? Sweetheart? Are you OK?”
She turned toward him and opened her mouth to answer. With a rumbling gurgle in her tummy, a cramp stabbed her in the side making her double over as her insides violently contracted and spasmed. Clenching her tummy and emitting a low moan of discomfort, she farted loudly, drawing giggles and whispered cries of “ew!” in the warm afternoon air.
She sighed, relieved. Her regressed mentality possessing no capacity for shame, Rebecca smiled and turned to Mike, ready to resume making out.
Her relief was short lived however. The cramps returned swiftly, this time stronger than before. Frowning, Rebecca instinctively doubled over, rubbed her tummy and lifted her thickly diapered bottom off of Mikes lap. She felt the massive, cramping contraction inside of her, which she followed immediately by involuntarily passing gas loudly. A thick, mushy wetness settled into the seat of her diapers; Rebecca wriggled her backside momentarily, confused about the source of the muddy ooze in her pants.
Another contraction; Staring ahead blankly, Rebecca grunted as another round of mushy poop surged into her diapers uncontrollably, a loud fart announcing its arrival. The crowd watched eagerly, their chuckles turning to outright laughter as Mike unsuccessfully tried to climb out of his seat and away from the overgrown teenage toddler currently messing her diapers in his lap.
Another sustained contraction, another surge of mush farting nosily into her seat, spreading her butt cheeks and loading her diapers to capacity. Rebecca groaned, unashamed, her relief orgasmic; the crowd chuckled, then gagged and moved away as the poopy smell began to emerge.
Rebecca didn’t care. She settled back into Mike’s lap, the mess squishing audibly against her as she did. The look she gave Mike was utterly adorable. “All done,” she assured him, nestling in close. Mike, for his part, was still trying desperately to escape as everyone stood around him and laughed at his obvious discomfort.
Rebecca hadn’t caught on yet. She puckered up and moved in to kiss Mike, already forgetting the warm, mushy load in the back of her pants. Just like a real baby, she’d become a slave to her immediate needs: her need to move her bowels had been satisfied, the messy diaper was comfortable enough, and she still wanted Mike. In fact, the more she went over her dim and dusty memories of what she and Mike used to get up to, the more desperately aroused she felt.
“Whooo-weee!” Rebecca heard from behind her. She turned to see her mother standing over her, wrinkling her nose and regarding her with a smile. “Smells like somebody could use a change around here.” She reached out and took her daughter’s elbow, and though she was reluctant to leave Mike’s lap, Rebecca rose unsteadily to her feet, her bulging diaper sagging noticeably in the back, the very top of her butt crack peeking out from over the top of her waistband.
“You really loaded this diapee up, didn’t you sweetie?” Mrs. Barns chuckled, pulling out the waistband a bit at the back and peeking inside. “Oh my goodness!” she exclaimed when she saw the mess inside. She waved her hand in front of her face and gave a good-natured laugh. “What did you do?” she asked sweetly, laying the change mat out on the ground. Rebecca could only stand, shifting from foot to foot on the grass, obsessing over the heavy weight in the seat of her big diapers, and the greasy sensation of the big, mushy pile against her buttocks.
Mrs. Barns took her daughter’s hand, guided her down to the ground and popped her pacifier in once more. “Here honey,” she said sweetly, handing the girl a little teddy bear, “you play with this while mommy gets you nice and clean.
In a flash, she had ripped the tabs open and lowered the diaper’s front panel. The gathered crowed gave a collective groan of disgust when her messy diaper came into view, then gagged as the stench wafted up toward them. Rebecca didn’t mind: she liked the cool breeze on her bare skin.
Mrs. Barns pulled the diaper out from under her, folded it up and set it aside before beginning the monumental task of cleaning her grown daughter’s messy bottom like an infant. “PEE-YEW!” she exclaimed, “I forgot what a stinky bottom you could have, sweetie!”
Rebecca chortled in response, utterly without a clue as to what her mother was actually saying. She stretched and sighed, wriggling her toes as her mother lifted her legs, exposing her completely to the crowd, before she began wiping the girl’s messy backside. “Such a messy little girl,” her mom sighed, “I think you’re going to be in dides for the foreseeable future. Don’t you think so, honey?”
Rebecca nodded solemnly and squeezed her bear a little tighter, drawing chuckles from the assembled crowd. Her mom dusted baby powder across her glistening backside and playfully patted it into both cheeks, making the girl squeal and squirm.
Finally, Mrs. Barns slid a huge disposable diaper under Rebecca’s rump and sealed it shut tightly before pulling her to her feet.
Once more Rebecca stood before the crowd. Her massive diaper was an exact copy of a disposable baby diaper. “And plenty of room in the seat for your next big accident,” her mom informed her, patting her butt. “right sweetie?”
“MMM!” she agreed enthusiastically from behind her paci.
She turned round to face Mike, so they could finish what they’d started. But he’d already left, no doubt during her very public diaper change. She was disappointed, but quickly forgot when she heard her mommy say from behind her “C’mon honey; Almost time for cake and presents!”
Becky squealed with excitement and eagerly allowed herself to be lead off by her mother, visions of cake, ice-cream and toys dancing through her head..
Veronica watched the spectacle with mounting horror. She felt every moment of shame and humiliation that Becky was currently unable to feel herself, knowing full well that it was only a matter of time before a similar fate befell her. She could only pray her mother hadn’t been kidding when she’d said Veronica still had her potty training.
As if on cue, she felt her guts lurch. A cramped rolling emerged, and within seconds the urge to go was on her. She clenched her cheeks, determined to deal with it in the quietist, most dignified way possible. She would tiptoe her was over to her mother and ask quietly if she could use the potty. She began making her way across to where her mom sat sipping tea with the other women from the neighborhood.
But before she could even get close, the cramping doubled. The pressure inside her began to build to increasingly intolerable levels. Clenching her buttocks harder than she ever had in her life, she hobbled toward her mom. All thoughts of dignity abandoned, she cried out to her mother: “MOM-EEEE!” she shrieked, “I GOTTA GO POTTY RIGHT NOW!”
Everyone within listening distance turned to stare at her, but Veronica was beyond caring. She’d been left with just enough of her toilet training to know that she was in major trouble if she didn’t get to the potty right now. Her stomach gurgled, and she was forced to reach behind herself and press her hands against her butt-cheeks.
“OK, sweetie,” her mother said, jumping up. “Hang in there,” she soothed, coming toward her, “mommy will make it all better.”
In her mind, Veronica had already taken her mother’s hand. She was in the process of being lead inside where her mother would pull down her training pants, sit her on the potty, and she’d be able to explode and let it all out in private.
But her mother didn’t take her hand. She walked right past her into the tool shed, emerging seconds later with Veronica’s potty. The plastic stool looked as though it had been designed with someone Veronica’s size in mind.
Veronica watched in horror as her mom carried the potty across the yard and set it at her feet. Looking up at her daughter expectantly, Mrs. Marshal patted the seat. “C’mon precious,” she cooed encouragingly, “show everyone how you potty like a big girl.”
Veronica felt herself going redder and redder. Everyone was standing around laughing at her. Her discomfort was reaching its peak, her stomach gurgled insistently, her buns shook from the exertion of clenching her ass shut, and she knew she was moments away from having an accident… but she couldn’t stop her rage and embarrassment from boiling over into a full-fledged tantrum.
“No!” she shouted, “No, I won’t! You can’t do this, you can’t embarrass me like this mommy!” she stamped her foot impotently, her tantrum shifting into full-gear. “I won’t potty in front of them! I won’t! I… Uhh!”
She felt the pressure increase and knew she’d missed her chance. She doubled over and instinctively stuck out her derriere, her ruffled, pink-pantied bottom on full display beneath the hem of her party-dress. Veronica struggled mightily, determined to spare herself the utter humiliation that was about to befall her. With one final anguished grunt, she squeezed her butt as tight as it would go.
Her cheeks parted, and Veronica Marshal, head cheerleader and most popular of the popular girls, exploded into the seat of her oversized training panties. Unleashing a massive fart, a warm, semi-solid mush oozed out of her and settled heavily into her panties. Veronica let out an anguished cry; a further installment came farting nosily out of her, adding to the pile in her pants. Beneath the hem of her party-dress, her pink panties noticeably inflated and began to sag and discolor.
“MA-MA!” she wailed helplessly, one final bowel-movement squishing into her loaded undies, accompanied by more loud gas. Veronica could only stand helplessly by and weep. The load in her pants was massive and messy, squishing into every open space. She sobbed and quivered, the poopy smell enveloping her, making the audience groan and hold their noses once more. Mrs. Marshal approached and placed her hand on her daughter’s shoulder reassuringly.
Veronica could only stand by and weep as she felt her bulging, messy panties drawn down her legs. Her mother discarded them into a nearby garbage with a heavy thump. Taking a handful of wipes, she bent Veronica over, presenting everyone with an unobstructed view of her messy butt, and began to clean her off.
A changing mat was spread out on the grass, and the sobbing Veronica was lowered down onto her back on it. Her mother came into view, looking down on her with benevolent sympathy.
“I’m sorry honey,” Mrs. Marshal consoled the sobbing girl, stroking her soft cheek. “Mommy tried to leave you with your potty training. Looks like I overdid it with the formula just a bit, so…”
She held up an enormous disposable diaper of the girl to see. “Looks like you’re headed back to pampers like your friends!”
Veronica immediately began weeping anew. “Mommy, please, no, don’t make me like them!” she begged.
But she was too late: Mrs. Barns handed Veronica’s mom a small vial capped with an eyedropper. Mrs. Marshal filled the dropper and brought it toward her daughter’s mouth. “Open wide baby; Mommy promises it’s for the best.”
She squeezed the bulb. Veronica felt a few drops hit her tongue and roll sweetly down the back of her throat and knew it was over.
She began sobbing once more as a tingling sensation spread out from her mouth and enveloped her whole body, mourning a womanhood that she knew was being forever revoked. As her mother began powdering her butt and pussy, she felt it happening, felt everything that defined her slipping away. Her memories began receding with alarming speed, first her favorite movies and music disappearing, then what little education she’d accumulated in 12 years of not really paying attention at school evaporated, leaving her a virtual blank slate.
She began forgetting the names of common things; one moment she knew what the sun, the trees and the grass were, the next those identifiers had evaporated from her mind entirely.
Finally, she even forgot what she’d been crying about. Her tears stopped; she lay passively on the grass for her diaper change, still upset but no longer sure why. She passively allowed her mother to bend back her legs, exposing her freshly cleaned and powdered backside and pussy to everyone, while a big, crinkly adult disposable was slid beneath her tushy. Within moments, her mom had her diapered up tight.
Whatever it was that had her so upset before had been completely forgotten. In its stead, a feeling of warm satisfaction spread through her. She lay on her back for a moment, cooing to herself and letting the sun warm her up, squirming in delicious contentment.
Mrs. Marshal helped Ronnie to her feet. The bulk between her legs made her a bit wobbly, but soon she was standing before her mother, a wide, satisfied grin on her face. Unable to hold back anymore, her mother gathered Ronnie in her arms and gave her a big hug. Ronnie reciprocated enthusiastically, giggling sweetly while she basked in her mother’s love. Her pride, arrogance, and self-centeredness had been washed away, leaving a loving, adorable teenage toddler in her place. Her former life, so competitive and shallow, was gone now. From here on out, all she wanted was a full tummy, a clean diaper, and the company of her mommy and her friends.
“OK, girls,” Mrs. Barns gushed, leading Becky over to the large pile of packages on the other side of the party, “time to open presents!”
And with that, the three teenage toddler girls were gathered in front of the neatly wrapped packages, the crowd gathered around them. Several guests were taking pictures and video. Ronnie, Becky, and Mandy smiled and waited eagerly to open their presents and begin their new lives.

And as a bonus, here's some weird shit I found on Amazon:

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Genre: Female Domination / First Time Gay
With a mojito in hand, Jennifer Douglas waits for the next time traveler to land in her back yard.

Her latest arrival's off to 1930's Germany to take care of Hitler. It's what they all do, before they make things worse.

With a French Maid's outfit, heavy makeup, a justice robot, and strict feminine discipline, she'll succeed where others failed.

It's time for Hitler to experience life as Helga.

This 14,000 word femdom / feminization erotica contains scenes of female domination, well endowed robots, and Hitler in drag. It’s intended for adult readers.

Author Note: This is a short standalone erotica with no cliffhanger.
 

LegoTugboat

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Oh boy, these are always good.

I'll be sourcing from The Bad Sex In Fiction Awards here, where these are actually from published novels.

‘My prick was a plank stuck to her stomach. With a swerve of her hips, she turned me over and I was on top of her. She opened her legs, pulled up her dress and, holding my hips over her, pushed my prick against her opening. I was her plaything, which she moved around. Our sexes were ready, poised in expectation, barely touching each other: ballet dancers hovering en pointe.’
The Day Before Happiness, Erri de Luci

'He jerked off with the determination of someone within sight of Everest’s summit, having lost all his friends and Sherpas, having run out of supplemental oxygen, but preferring death to failure.
Here I am, Jonathan Foer

‘Hands found flesh; flesh, flesh. He felt the improbable weight of her eyelash with his own; he kissed the slight, rose-coloured trench that remained from her knicker elastic, running around her belly like the equator line circling the world.’
The Narrow Road to the Deep North, Richard Flanagan

A freshly made ear and a freshly made vagina look very much alike’.
1Q84, Haruki Murakami

‘Like a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt pin he screwed himself into her.’
The Shape of Her, Rowan Somerville
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
"Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone."

Moz (won an award for Worst Sex Scene too)
 

MOTHER3EARTHBOUND2FAN

kiwifarms.net
-Fan fiction is okay. Bonus points if it's kids show fanfic
1. Go to FanFiction.Net
2. Find any kids show in the Cartoons section
3. Filter out everything except M rated fics
4. ?????
5. Profit :deviant::deviant::deviant::deviant::deviant::deviant::deviant::deviant:

The sight of Arthur touching himself was marvelous for David. He noticed how Arthur watched him after he took off his pants. He couldn't hold it anymore. He got up and got on top of Arthur and started kissing him on the lips.
He looked at Arthur's widened eyes, but he could tell that Arthur was liking it.
"Arthur?" he asked his son.
"Yeah?" he responded.
"How about we just have sex?"
"That's fine with me daddy." Arthur winked.
David smiled at his son. He couldn't beleive how great this was going.
David started kissing him and feeling his body, while he took off his son's shirt and nibbling on his nipples.
Meanwhile Arthur started taking his father's boxer's off and touching his dick, he loved the feel of his dad's 9 inch cock.
David overwhelmed by the pleasure of Arthur's stroking took off his shirt and laid back down while Arthur kept rubbing it.
Arthur started climbing on top of his dad while taking his pants and boxers off. He got into a 69 position and put his 7 inch cock in his father's mouth. Arthur deep-throated his father's whole in his mouth while his dad made it fit in his mouth. Arthur couldn't handle all the pressure on his dick, that he started to cum in his father's mouth.
David started sucking Arthur's juice, while Arthur began to thrust his cock into his father's mouth.
Arthur laid on his back to catch some air. David smiled at his son and began massaging his balls.
"How was that?" he asked.
"THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!" Arthur exclaimed.
"Well you released already, but I still need to."
"Oh, right." said Arthur realizing what his father had in mind.
Arthur more than willingly got in the front of the bed on all fours, while his father went into his bathroom.
Arthur was still waiting, until his father came out with some lube on his dick. David climbed onto the bed and started rubbing some lube onto Arthur's ass, slowly inserting a finger at a time into his tiny hole.
Arthur flinched at the pain, but he wanted to do this. He's been dreaming of it for so long.
David finally then started rubbing his dick until he pulverized Arthur's ass.
Arthur let out a scream, and David began to fuck his tiny hole. Arthur continued screaming and David was enjoying his screams.
After a while Arthur finally got used to the feeling and started enjoying it.
"FUCK ME DAD! FUCK ME HARDER!" Arthur yelled.
"Want me to fuck your little hole?" David asked?
"YES!" Arthur screamed.
Arthur felt his erection back at full growth and was about to rub it when he felt his father's hand on it first.
"We're going to cum together, all right Arthur?" David said.
"Alright dad."
Arthur couldn't believe how well his father was fucking and rubbing him.
"Dad I'm gonna CUM!" he yelled.
"Me too. Hold on tight."
David felt his dick about to explode, and Arthur too felt his dick about to explode, for the second time.
Then finally, both dicks exploded.
David's cock pushed hard into Arthur's ass while the cum released inside his son.
Arthur's cum exploded onto David's hand, but even then David wouldn't stop rubbing his dick.
After Arthur finished cumming, David licked his hand full of cum off.
David took his dick out of Arthur's ass, and turned his son around.
"Lick it off," he commanded Arthur.
Arthur started sucking his father's cock.
After Arthur licked off his father's cock he laid on top of him in the bed.
Their naked bodies were toching while they were hugging in bed. They were both exhausted.
"Dad, I lovee you." Arthur said.
David thought about it and strangely realized how he loved his son too. In fact he thinks he probably always had, but in more ways than just a son.
"Arthur, I love you too."
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5556093/1/Arthur-s-Wild-Adventures

Mummy Pig asked for a pair of the stilettos in Peppa's size and took her to a changing room, even Peppa was smart enough to know you don't need to go into a changing room for shoes, and asked what was going on. "What are we doing in here Mummy?"
"Shhh dear, just.. Put the shoes on..." She said with a hand awkwardly tucked into her skirt.
"Okay, mummy!" Said Peppa with a smile on her face. Once the shoes were on, Mummy Pig was moving her hand around in her skirt, causing Peppa to question it, but Mummy Pig saw this coming, removed her hand from her skirt and placed her dripping fingers against Peppa's snout. "Shh Peppa, this just means that I love you... Ummm. A lot." She said nervously.
"Anything that means you love me is something that I want to be a part of!" Exclaimed Peppa, lovingly. Peppa took off all her clothes, but kept the shoes on, wether it was because she secretly knew what was happening, or if she just liked the shoes is unknown, all that matters was the way Mummy Pig was breathing.
"Mummy" Asked Peppa. "Take your skirt off too, I want to see why your fingers were wet." This came as quite a shock to Mummy Pig, one of the things she's wanted for nearly 5 years is nearly hers. She quickly removed the skirt, revealing no lacey underwear, no thong, no granny panties... Just an incredibly hairy cunt.
Peppa gasped at the sight. "Wow!" She exclaimed.
"Welcome to the jungle, honey." Said Mummy Pig, biting her lip. "Come here and have a taste."
Peppa began to lick, and suck, and finger, something tells Mummy Pig that Peppa is no newcomer to this, she wants to say something, but then decides to just accept that her daughte is a natural. The cunnilingus continues for 5 minutes until Mummy Pig squirts all over Peppa's sweet, little, innocent face.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8985491/1/Peppa-Pig-s-big-day-out

Caillou looked down and saw his Dad's monster peeking from his dad's boxers. He wasn't wearing any pants. Dad ripped off his underwear and rubbed and flung the length around until it reached its max length of 9 inches. Caillou loved looking at his Dad's dick. He knew some day he would have one just as big.
"Can I touch it?" Asked Caillou.
"Of course, Caillou, that's why I'm here."
Caillou was so excited.
"Okay Caillou, grip it and rub it up and down. Oooohhhhh yeah like that aaahhhhh!"
Caillou liked pleasing his father.
"Okay Caillou I'll teach you how to do that good. Take of your pants."
Caillou did has he was told and his father started rubbing his small penis and then put the entire thing into his mouth. He swirled his toungue on the tip.
"Wow daddy, you're even better than me!"
"Of course I am Caillou, big boys are always better at this. What you are feeling now, is something called 'horny'"
Caillou like feeling horny. His dad continued sucking his small girth.
"Wow daddy feeling horny is nice," Caillou said, before moaning loudly.
"Trust me you'll feel even better soon."
Daddy forced Caillou to the ground.
"You ready for this, Caillou? Mommy doesn't let me do this to her anymore."
"Of course daddy! I'm a lot better at this than mommy!"
Dad put some stuff on his penis and then slowly pushed the tip of his dick into his son's ass. Then he pushed it all the way in.
"OW DADDY YOU'RE HURTING ME!"
"Shut the fuck up Caillou you're a big boy now. Let me impale your ass with my dick I'm super horny. Aaahhhhhhh"
Dad let out a bunch of creamy white stuff into his boy's ass. Caillou started crying.
"Caillou shut up this feels amazing to me."
"Daddy it hurts!"
"Well that doesn't matter it feels great for me!"
Caillou's father started thrusting in and out of his son's butt, ignoring his cries.
"Here Caillou this'll make you shut up we don't want to get caught by your mom or your sister."
Father took his penis out of the butt and forced it into his son's mouth.
"Do what I showed you."
Caillou started moving his tongue around, still somewhat unsure of what to do. He remembered what his dad did at the beginning and swirled his toungue around his father's love stick.
"MORE CAILLOU MORE!" His dad shouted, forgetting that Caillou's mom and sister might be in the house, but luckily they were playing outside in the kiddy pool.
"FUCK YOURE GOOD AT THIS CAILLOU!" Father let out the white stuff again into his mouth.
"Swallow it all. Okay, Caillou?"
Caillou nodded before swallowing. Father pushed his magic wand to the back of Caillou's throat before pullineg out, and roughly grabbing Caillou's own birth hose, they switched positions so daddy was on the floor.
"Okay Caillou, put some lube on your penis and then stick it in my butt."
Caillou did as he was told. He didn't want daddy swearing anymore.
"Ohhhh God Caillou. Okay thrust in and out. Thaaat's a good boy...oooo yeeaaahh. Mmmmmm... ...oh yeah. When you're older and your penis is of substantial size I'll love you even more, because it'll feel better than this tiny twig."
This hurt Caillou's feelings.
"Oh...okay daddy"
Caillou started crying. "WAAAAHH DADDY DOESN'T LOVE ME!"
"Caillou if you fucking say one more thing you won't be able to see my penis anymore"
Caillou sniffed "Okay daddy..."
"Good boy" said dad, as he walked out of the room.
"Bye-bye Daddy. I love you"
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11292690/1/Daddy
 

StraightShooter

Short, sweet, and to the point
kiwifarms.net
I think this has been posted by some people on this forum, but the 120 Days of Sodom novel is very extreme, possibly the most extreme ever written, you can read the summary on Wikipedia of the 'plot' if you don't want to search for an ebook; I tried reading it and couldn't finish it, not just because it was morbid beyond belief but because it was also boring and ridiculously long, and had basically no "plot" other than scene after scene of graphic torture and child rape for the sake of pure shock and disgust:

The author Marquis de Sade was also a real-life rapist and sexual deviant, possibly a serial killer - and was basically just detailing all of his sadistic fantasizes in disturbingly graphic detail:

The novel is set out to a strict timetable. For each of the first four months, November to February, the prostitutes take turns to tell five stories each day, relating to the fetishes of their most interesting clients, and thus totaling 150 stories for each month (in theory at least; Sade made a few mistakes as he was apparently unable to go back and review his work as he went along). These passions are separated into four categories – simple, complex, criminal, and murderous – escalating in complexity and savagery.
  • November: the simple passions – these anecdotes are the only ones written in detail. They are only considered 'simple' in terms of them not including actual sexual penetration. The anecdotes include men who like to masturbate in the faces of seven-year-old girls, and indulge in urine drinking and coprophagia/scatology. As they do throughout the story-telling sections, the four libertines – Blangis, the Bishop, Curval and Durcet – indulge in activities similar to those they've heard with their daughters and the kidnapped children.
  • December: the complex passions – these anecdotes involve more extravagant perversions, such as men who vaginally rape female children, indulge in incest and flagellation. Tales of men who indulge in sacrilegious activities are also recounted, such as a man who enjoyed having sex with nuns whilst watching Mass being performed. The female children are deflowered vaginally during the evening orgies with other elements of that month's stories – such as whipping – occasionally thrown in.
  • January: the criminal passions – tales are told of perverts who indulge in criminal activities, albeit stopping short of murder. They include men who sodomise girls as young as three, men who prostitute their own daughters to other perverts and watch the proceedings, and others who mutilate women by tearing off fingers or burning them with red-hot pokers. During the month, the four libertines begin having anal sex with the sixteen male and female children who, along with the other victims, are treated more brutally as time goes on, with regular beatings and whippings.
  • February: the murderous passions – the final 150 anecdotes are those involving murder. They include perverts who skin children alive, disembowel pregnant women, burn alive entire families, and kill newborn babies in front of their mothers. The final tale is the only one since the simple passions of November written in detail. It features the 'Hell Libertine' who masturbates while watching 15 teenage girls being simultaneously tortured to death. During this month, the libertines brutally kill three of the four daughters they have between them, along with four of the female children and two of the male ones. The murder of one of the girls, 15-year-old Augustine, is described in great detail, with the tortures she is subjected to including having flesh stripped from her limbs, her vagina being mutilated and her intestines being pulled out of her sliced-open belly and burned.
  • March – this is the shortest of the segments, Sade summarising things even more by this final point in the novel. He lists the days on which the surviving children and many of the other characters are disposed of, although he does not give any details. Instead he leaves a footnote to himself pointing out his intention on detailing things more in a future revision.
It is perhaps significant that Sade was interested in the manner in which sexual fetishes are developed, as are his primary characters, who urge the storytellers to remind them, in later stages, as to what the client in that particular anecdote enjoyed doing in their younger years. There are therefore a number of recurring figures, such as a man who, in the early tales, enjoys pricking women's breasts with pins and, at his reappearance in the tales in the 'murderous passions' category, delights in killing women by raping them atop a bed of nails. At the end of the novel, Sade draws up a list of the characters with a note of those who were killed and when, and also those who survived.

The characters consider it normal, even routine, to sexually abuse very young children, both male and female. A lot of attention is given to feces, which the men consume as a delicacy. They designate the chapel for defecation.
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FatFuckingClown

*pins you to the ground and force-feeds you crack*
True & Honest Fan
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Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.

He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.

Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.

Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.

Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.

"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.

 

Mola Ram

Self Righteous Ego Bastard Asshole
True & Honest Fan
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Is everyone here familiar with the absolutely infamous Lord of the Rings fanfiction, "Celebrian"? If you don't know ridiculously obscure LotR trivia (and why would you), Celebrian is Elrond's wife, who was captured and imprisoned by orcs, rescued by her sons, and in so much pain she left Middle-earth. This fic attempts to describe what happened to her during her captivity. Spoiler! Lots and lots and lots of rape.

Seriously, it's disgusting. Way worse than I've described.
 

LagoonaBlue

Harriet Louise Connor (No bully; have Autism)
Person of Interest
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I think this has been posted by some people on this forum, but the 120 Days of Sodom novel is very extreme, possibly the most extreme ever written, you can read the summary on Wikipedia of the 'plot' if you don't want to search for an ebook; I tried reading it and couldn't finish it, not just because it was morbid beyond belief but because it was also boring and ridiculously long, and had basically no "plot" other than scene after scene of graphic torture and child rape for the sake of pure shock and disgust:

The author Marquis de Sade was also a real-life rapist and sexual deviant, possibly a serial killer - and was basically just detailing all of his sadistic fantasizes in disturbingly graphic detail:

IIRC I posted about it in a thread because I'd had to read it for a university class on erotic writing.

It was apparently written as a political commentary, according to my university lecturer. However, I just call it "Sexual Fetish: The Novel", because that's what I saw it as - a bible of fetishes (in particular incest) that the author had no qualms writing about. The movie adaptation of it does treat it as a political text, I think that's where my lecturer probably got it from.
 

StraightShooter

Short, sweet, and to the point
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IIRC I posted about it in a thread because I'd had to read it for a university class on erotic writing.

It was apparently written as a political commentary, according to my university lecturer. However, I just call it "Sexual Fetish: The Novel", because that's what I saw it as - a bible of fetishes (in particular incest) that the author had no qualms writing about. The movie adaptation of it does treat it as a political text, I think that's where my lecturer probably got it from.
The author was actually promoting the deviance if you read more about him and his writings; when they turned it into a film they basically treated it as a commentary on the abuses of elites, the author though was one of the elites who engaged in those things himself.
 

LagoonaBlue

Harriet Louise Connor (No bully; have Autism)
Person of Interest
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The author was actually promoting the deviance if you read more about him and his writings; when they turned it into a film they basically treated it as a commentary on the abuses of elites, the author though was one of the elites who engaged in those things himself.

There's a word for that - Libertine.
 

GeneralSinner666

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"Holy f%#&, where the hell AM I?" Asriel (who was now nothing more than the size of a small field mouse) gasped in shock as he looked around at the seemingly endless plain of floor tiles surrounding him, decorated only by a massive computer desk so incredibly messy that it would make even the absolute worst of pack-rats blush with second-hand embarrassment.

"You're in MY world now, you little bitch!" Alphys laughed evilly at Asriel, her foot-fetish chip becoming (and already having become) temporarily corrupted by Gaster's influence as she crouched down on all fours, hissed loudly and pounced at Asriel like a pissed-off weeaboo tabby cat that didn't get its lasagna.

"Well, personally, I think I'd much prefer to be OUT of it as soon as possible, thank you very LITTLE!" Asriel screamed as Alphys scampered about wildly on all fours, chasing Asriel all over the room, baring her adorably nerdy buck teeth and hissing with rage while the poor little goat-boy ran screaming for his dear life and almost literally shat himself in helpless fear and terror.

"What's the matter, Asriel? CAT got your tongue?" Alphys asked Asriel teasingly as she chased him up the conspicuously placed Super Mario Bros end-level stairway next to her desk and then finally onto the desk itself, scattering all manner of documents, action figures and instant-noodle cups (in other words, basically everything but the computer itself, somehow) all over the floor!

"SH%#!" Asriel gasped as he reached the very outermost edge of Alphys' desk, nearly losing his balance and falling right into the trash can...and most likely his death on top of that, for the record.

"HA! Now there's officially NOWHERE left to freaking run, you little PEST!" Alphys cackled maliciously as she grabbed Asriel, laid him face-up on her desk and stepped on him, pressing her filthy, sweaty, nasty and increasingly stinky left foot deeply into his body while he squirmed and cried from a combination of both the pain and the horrific body-odor stench down below.

"If I could literally erase my entire EXISTENCE right now, I would..." Asriel moaned and retched in disgust, holding his breath as he was completely smothered underneath Alphys' gargantuan dinosaur foot, which she then promptly began rolling him back and forth in the surprisingly sexy arches of, covering him in all kinds of dirt, sweat and lint and hideously disfiguring his fur in the process.

"So tell me, Asriel; how do you FEEL right now, knowing that there's literally nothing you can do to stop me from ultimately subjecting you to pretty much nothing short of THE most utterly humiliating and absolutely disgraceful fate imaginable?" Alphys laughed sadistically while Asriel held back his tears of sadness, pain and sensory torment as he reluctantly began licking her unspeakably disgusting feet and sucking out the slimy, goopy, sweaty and linty fungal-infection gunk from in-betweenn her toes while being mercilessly crushed underneath them like a bug.

"WHY WON'T YOU PLEASE JUST F%#&ING STOMP ME TO DEATH AND GET THIS SH%# OVER WITH ALREADY, FOR F%'S UNHOLY SAKE?!" Asriel screamed in horror as Alphys finally lifted her feet from his deeply agonized body, scraped him off the bottom of her left foot and held him intently in front of her dorkily salivating, terrifyingly gaping maw, licking her lips teasingly.

"Because THAT wouldn't be nearly as much FUN as I'm having with you right now, my dear!" Alphys laughed dementedly as she opened her mouth as wide as it could go (causing Asriel to turn green and nearly throw up in disgust from the smell of her breath) and popped the poor kid right in!

"Alphys, it's me, your best FRIEND! What in the hell POSSESSED you to DO something like this in the FIRST goddamned place?!" Asriel screamed and cried devastatedly, leaping onto Alphys' lower row of (luckily not terribly sharp at all) teeth, grabbing her upper row with his hands, and pushing her jaws away from each other with all of his might while Alphys merely smirked amusedly, sat down at the computer, lazily slouched in her seat, flipped the Underground's Youtube service onto her favorite Let's Play channel, and began watching Part 1 of said channel's world-renowned Undertale LP in response.

"Wait a minute...POSSESSED...OH MY GOD, THAT'S IT!" Asriel gasped in surprise, suddenly realizing what was really going on in his current situation as he exhaustedly gave way, allowing Alphys' upper and lower rows of teeth to come down (and up) on top of him and very painfully sandwich him in-between them.

"What possessed YOU to be such a creepy, nasty, foot-fetish F%#& around your own MOTHER in freaking PUBLIC, you goddamned idiot?!" Alphys retorted angrily, shaking her head disapprovingly as she began agonizingly grinding Asriel in-between her yellow, sweaty teeth.

"I think a better question would be WHAT in the hell possessed YOUTUBE to make a big freaking deal about some dumbass stereotypically Irish dude with green-dyed hair who makes a living by literally just doing nothing but sitting on his boisterous ass and playing f%#&ing VIDEO GAMES all goddamned day?!" Asriel moaned and shrieked in agony, his eyes going bloodshot with rage as Alphys' teeth began grinding large sections of his fur right off.

"Oh, puh-leeze; it's as easy as PIE!" Alphys laughed, clutching her sides and wobbling merrily in her seat while Asriel climbed up onto the plaque-dripping roof of her mouth and clung face-down onto it with all fours in a miserably desperate attempt to escape from further danger as Alphys released her hairy, crusty tongue from its rancid, festering resting place and began ferociously stroking the poor boy's entire body from head to toe with it, soaking him in her fetid, disturbingly warm and stagnant saliva until he was dripping with sweat, tears and gooey spit alike!

"You know, if I just went and outright threw up in here, which you'd better freaking believe is EXACTLY what I'm RIGHT about to do if things keep going this way, I'm very seriously starting to get the impression that it would actually make this f%#&ing place CLEANER than it is right now, for f#%&'s sake! Honestly, I've literally heard of SEVERAL f#&%ing BROKEN-DOWN AND ABANDONED SHELL GAS STATIONS IN MOTHERF#%&ING SHIT-SUCKING DETROIT with cleaner f&%#ing BATHROOMS than this! Do you kiss your goddamned MOTHER with this mouth?!" Asriel yelled and ranted furiously at Alphys, his entire body shriveling up in disgust with each and every wet, sloppy and teasing stroke that the lizard lady's tongue made over him and his expensive new clothes...which were literally exactly the same as his regular yellow-and-green-striped ones, only bought for a much higher price at Temmie's thrift store as opposed to the massive department store in New Home City.

"Luckily for HER, she worked in the New Home landfill and therefore was USED to it! Before she died from a f%#&ing HEROIN-LACED SLEEPING PILL OVERDOSE and left a note of authorization on the refridgerator for my dad to blow his brains out with his own Kurt-Cobain-autographed SHOTGUN, that is!" Alphys laughed maniacally as she cracked open a half-full liter bottle of Coca-Caina and guzzled it right down while Asriel leapt straight up in horror, grabbed as tightly as he could onto Alphys' gooey, slimy, pus-oozing, dangling uvula and braced himself as the massive wave of tooth-rotting liquid sugar (in other words, corn syrup) came crashing down into her throat, proving to be too much for him and washing him right down into her stomach!

"BRAAAAAAAP!" Alphys burped loudly and triumphantly, patting her belly and slouching lazily in her office chair while Asriel struggled desperately to balance himself atop a mere measly two of god-knows-how-many undigested pieces of corn floating around inside her stomach (placing exactly one sticky foot onto each one, of course) despite the fact that Alphys' stomach acid was wildly bubbling and sloshing all over the place, her stomach growling and vibrating ferociously!

"Hey, Asriel, how's the VIEW in there?" Alphys chuckled, rubbing her rumbling belly and smirking teasingly while Asriel, in his struggle to stay afloat on the corn pieces, accidentally spread his legs out so far apart that it could only be described as overdoing the splits!

"PAIN...SO...MUCH...PAIN..." Asriel whimpered and cried in pain, his legs wobbling like Jell-O as he reluctantly brought them back together and began racking his brain for a way out of this!

"Fantastic! I'm super-duper glad to hear that you're having so much delightful FUN in there, you little BASTARD!" Alphys jeered coldly at the poor kid as he desperately brainstormed for ideas, gasping in disbelieving shock as he suddenly remembered something incredibly obvious that he had somehow been forgetting the whole time; he had the power of MAGIC, not to mention FLIGHT as well!

"I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY, I CAN FLAAAUUUGGGHHH!" Asriel fake-screamed, pretending that he was drowning and melting to death in Alphys' stomach acid as he eagerly, excitedly flew straight up Alphys' gullet (in other words, right back the way that he had unwelcomely come in) and headed straight back into her uproariously laughing mouth, where he then flew right out through the wide-open, laughter-induced gap between her massive rows of teeth, used his magic powers to shrink himself even smaller, and flew straight into Alphys' left ear canal at Superman speed, accidentally getting himself covered with all kinds of slimy, hairy, sticky and disgustingly filthy earwax on his way through while Alphys had a sudden moment of terrifying realization, followed immediately by some of the most agonizingly intense pain of her entire life!

"GYAAAAAAH!" Alphys stumbled out of her seat and shrieked loudly in pain, kneeling onto the floor and clutching her head as Asriel literally punched a hole right through her precious little eardrum, shattering it into jagged, miniscule pieces and causing blood to gush out violently from her left ear; meanwhile, Asriel rapidly made his way through its incredibly complex, delicate and sensitive inner workings, causing the poor girl to stumble back and forth dizzily and suddenly revert back into her normal, regular personality as Asriel finally reached her incredibly large brain!

"Ah, this must be what's causing her foot fetishism!" Asriel laughed, blissfully unaware of the fact that Alphys already had quite a bit of a foot fetish to begin with as he chewed the wires of Alphys' foot-fetish augmentation chip in twain and angrily threw the chip itself aside while Alphys just helplessly stood right where she was, wobbling her knees and biting her nails and trembling in fear at the mere thought of what Asriel was planning to do to her now that he had rendered her so terrifyingly vulnerable and defenseless and was also so immensely enraged at her.

"ASRIEL, PLEASE STOP, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! I'M NOT THE BAD GUY HERE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT! ASRIEL, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY FREAKING HEAD RIGHT THIS INSTANT...SO HELP ME, I AM NEVER LETTING YOU HEAR THE END OF IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!" Alphys screamed and cried, clutching her head and shivering anxiously in fear while Asriel flew up onto the top of her brain and smugly strolled his way over to the entrance hatch, causing her to wince and grimace in pain with each razor-clawed footstep.

"Sorry, pal, but I'm afraid it's already FAR too late for you to be making your pitiful little half-hearted APOLOGIES as IS!" Asriel laughed dementedly, his eyes twitching unsettlingly with nothing short of grade-A torture-induced unhinged-ness as he forcefully swung open the entrance hatch to Alphys' poor, poor brain and jumped right in without a second thought, causing Alphys to kneel onto the floor and clutch her head in pain yet again upon his landing!

"Asriel, for crying out loud, WHAT THE F%#& IS WRONG WITH YOU?! You DO realize how HORRIFYINGLY delicate and sensitive of a universally important internal organ of mine you're just recklessly rampaging about in as if you freaking OWN IT right now, CORRECT?! Listen, pal, and listen good; if you so much as accidentally twist the wrong pair of WIRES together in there, you and I are more than likely as good as DEAD, paralyzed for god-knows-how-long, or perhaps MAYBE unconscious at the very LEAST! DO YOU REALLY FREAKING WANT SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENING TO EITHER OF US, LET ALONE BOTH OF US?! WELL?! DO YOU, MOTHERF#%&ER?!" Alphys ranted furiously at Asriel and his immense stupidity, pacing rapidly in circles around her chair and throwing her arms about irritatedly (as women often do, naturally) while Asriel moonwalked over to her central control supercomputer, taking great care to dig his razor-sharp toenails as deeply as possible into her nerve tissue with each menacing footstep while the poor girl writhed and squirmed agitatedly in immense pain, clenching her hands tightly into fists and actually very genuinely wanting to physically punch someone in the face for one of the very first times of her entire miserable life.

"OF COURSE I DO! Now tell me your password, buckaroo! Preferably RIGHT FREAKING NOW, if you don't mind...well, unless you want to see me do THIS again, of course!" Asriel laughed uproariously, turning on Alphys' mental-imaging camera and positioning himself in front of it as he dug out a nice big pair of large, bloody chunks of soft, wrinkly nerve tissue from the internal surface of Alphys' poor, POOR brain with his ridiculously sharp toenails (causing her to double over onto the floor, clutch her head and scream hopelessly in pain as pitiful tears of sadness and sorrow streamed in abundance from her eyes), scooped them up into his bare (and earwax-coated, and dirty, and sweaty, and bloody, and also having very recently been in basically every part of Alphys' disgusting mouth) soles and gleefully ate it right off of them, drooling an absolutely repulsive mixture of substances from his mouth and licking his lips (and feet) with delight while Alphys bent over, pulled a remarkably large paper bag out of her pockets, and threw up so violently into it that she ended up nearly filling the entire thing to its brim!

"OKAY, OKAY, I PROMISE I'LL LITERALLY TELL YOU ANYTHING! JUST AS LONG AS I NEVER HAVE TO WITNESS WHATEVER IN THE ACTUAL FLYING NAME OF F%#& YOU JUST DID AGAIN FOR THE REST OF MY GODFORSAKEN LIFE!" Alphys screamed in horror, bending over and throwing up a second time in absolute disgust as she tossed the bag into the trash can and crossed her arms over her chest sternly.

"Well, what's the password, then?" Asriel slyly asked her, teasing her with his lovely, dripping feet as he crossed his legs atop the supercomputer's massive dashboard and eagerly awaited her answer.

"Alright, rules changed; from now on, I'll tell you literally anything EXCEPT THAT! Seriously, what do you take me for, a f%#&ing IDIOT?!" Alphys yelled furiously at him, clenching her fists and gritting her teeth and turning bright-red in the face with immense anger and frustration.

"Alphys, do you REALLY want me to reveal your super-secret video of you and Undyne dancing drunkenly and nakedly atop your desk in your Mew Mew Kissy Cutie bikinis and panties (complete with catgirl ears, paws and tails, no less) and singing the absolute WORST karaoke cover ever made of the stupid gay-ass show's theme song to the general public?" Asriel maliciously threatened the poor girl as he pulled out his iPhone, thumbed his way over to the exact video that he was referrring to (which he had secretly recorded at Alphys' and Undyne's lab sleepover about a week ago while the two of them were both completely drunk out of their minds) and contemplatively hovered his thumb over the post-to-Tumblr-and-Youtube-and-Twitter buttons, smirking teasingly at Alphys and raising his eyebrows seductively in the process.

"ALRIGHT, JESUS F%#&ING CHRIST, FINE, I'LL TELL YOU THE GODDAMNED PASSWORD! GOOD F#&%ING GOD, DUDE, WHAT THE HELL'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?!" Alphys finally cracked and snapped, beating herself over the head with her clipboard and growling exhaustedly in frustration.

"WHAT IS IT?" Asriel asked her sternly, pulling a knife out of his pocket and shooting her a nasty death glare as he drew his finger over his neck and began slowly lowering the knife closer and closer to Alphys' brain tissue.

"Mew Mew Kissy Cutie..." Alphys sighed and blushed embarrassedly, double-facepalming herself and crying in shame from how incredibly stupid her password really was while Asriel logged himself right into her central nervous system and went straight for the manual control panel!

"Oh, dear...you REALLY thought I hadn't already GUESSED that by now?! WELL, then...HOO boy, have you got another thing coming, lady!" Asriel laughed hysterically, wiping the joyful tears from his eyes with his index finger as he took full control over Alphys' body and led her right out the door on a trip straight back to Toriel's house from whence she came!

"Um...w-where are you taking me, might I ask?" Alphys asked Asriel worriedly, trembling and stammering nervously while Asriel manually walked her along the path back to Snowdin.

"Ever heard of foot-fetish HEAVEN, my dear sweet cupcake?" Asriel asked Alphys teasingly, licking his lips and smirking with sexual excitement as he guided his new 12-year-old sex toy back to her mother's house, causing her to moan and whimper and weep in despair all the way!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8578081

"Alphys? Give me the shrink ray, preferably right now." Undyne stared intently at Catty's nice big funnel-shaped ears and flatly commanded Alphys, beckoningly outstretching her right hand toward the poor little lizard dork as she fumbled about in her pockets, pulled out what looked like an incredibly cheesy plastic laser-gun toy straight out of the dark money-grubbing commercial depths of the 1990s and reluctantly handed it to Undyne, already firmly anticipating and knowing very well EXACTLY what she was about to end up having simply no choice but to put herself through...and actually liking the idea of it an awful lot more than one would probably expect from your average (usually) borderline-insanely germaphobic weeaboo.

"Oh, dear...this isn't really what I think it's going to be, is it?" Alphys asked Undyne nervously, trembling with dreadful fear and anxiety as Undyne got out a magical drinking straw from her pocket.

"What's the matter, scaredy-cat? You've got a real big brain, you know...BUT NOW I'M AFRAID IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SNEAK YOUR WAY INTO AN EVEN BIGGER ONE!" Undyne laughed uproariously as she shrunk Alphys to nearly microscopic size, magically inserted her into the straw, aimed directly for Catty's right ear (in other words, the one with the hoop earring on it) and shot her right out of it like a spitball from a cafeteria kid's mouth...or if you want to be a little less gross, an organically produced bullet from a gun.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Alphys squinted her eyes tightly shut and shrieked at the tops of her ever-loving lungs as she flew through the air at what felt like well over a solid thousand miles per hour, trying desperately not to look down as the entrance funnel of Catty's ear began to come into view. "God, if I don't make it through this, please tell my mother that I love her and she loves me...that we're a happy family..."

"With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you...won't you PLEASE say she loves me too?!" Alphys cried, reluctantly opening up her eyes and gulping loudly in fear as she flew straight into Catty's right ear canal, which of course was almost as filthy as a public restroom loo!

"OOF! OW! D'OH! OUCH! GAH! YICK! EWW! YUCK!" Alphys winced repeatedly in pain and disgust as she ricocheted (like a bouncy ball) numerous times off of the slimy, filthy, fungus-growing, earwax-coated walls of Catty's right ear canal.

"Seven score and four years ago...oh God, Catty got a freaking nasty bug in her ear and couldn't get it out! SOMEBODY HELP ME FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Catty screamed in horror, suddenly feeling Alphys' presence VERY acutely as the audience began to hear the cartoonish noise of pots and pans clanging about in her head while Alphys accidentally flew right past her brain into her other ear and immediately realized at that very moment that she had made a GIGANTIC mistake!

"Oh, FUCK me, I somehow forgot that it was LITERALLY in one ear and out the other with these two!" Alphys screamed for dear life as the light at the beginning of Catty's left ear tunnel came prominently into view.

"OUT, OUT! DAMNED STUPID ANNOYING LITTLE INSECT!" Catty yelled angrily, tilting her head downward and sideways so that her right ear was directly facing the ground and unknowingly saving Alphys' sad and miserable life in the process.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA!" Alphys screamed in terror, her adrenaline kicking into overdrive as she fell all the way back down through Catty's left and right ears (in that order, naturally) and desperately clung onto her hoop earring for dear life, gloriously successfully taking an opportunity that generally only came once in perhaps MAYBE a hundred years.

"Ah, good riddance!" Catty laughed as she saw the huge glob of wax that she had just pounded out from her ears lying unassumingly on the ground, immediately assumed that it had the bug in it and stomped on it with her bare unwashed foot, much to the chagrin (and absolute disgust) of the audience.

"Well, here goes NOTHING..." Alphys sighed hopelessly to herself as she swung back and forth from Catty's earring and released her grip on it at just the right time, sending herself plummeting straight back down into Catty's cavernous, gaping ear at terminal velocity!

"Man, if I could literally DIE of embarrassment and disgust right now, I probably would..." Alphys sighed internally as she tumbled straight down the massive fleshy slope of Catty's right ear canal like a big yellow snowball, getting completely covered from head to toe with gooey, sticky, hairy, smelly wax along the way as she desperately struggled not to throw up, trying as hard as she possibly could.

"Alright, kitty-cat, I'd say it's about HIGH TIME that someone else stepped in and took control for once! Sure hope you don't mind the physical and emotional PAIN!" Alphys chuckled grimly as she dizzily got back up onto her feet and gazed blankly with her lower jaw firmly agape in a mixture of awe-inspiring wonderment and profound confusion at Catty's impossibly large brain.

"And you see, in order for us to properly move forward as a country, we need to find a way to wall ourselves off from terrorists and people that don't agree with my ideas so that we no longer have to deal with them anymore...actually, wait a second, hold that thought, I've got some GOLD-DIGGING to do!" Catty embarrassedly addressed the audience as she rudely shoved her finger deep into her nose (right in front of a freaking New-York-City-sized public audience, no less) and magically extended it all the way into her brain room!

"OH NO, YOU DON'T! Not THIS time, stupid freaking anime tentacles!" Alphys laughed snidely as she deftly sidestepped out of the way of Catty's finger right in the nick(elodeon) of time, causing Catty to accidentally shove her finger right into her frontal lobe and effectively paralyze herself, giving Alphys ample time to climb up onto her arm and go straight for the kill.

"Man, talk about making something go as utterly VIRAL as Game Theory giving Undertale to the freaking Pope!" Alphys snickered triumphantly as she carefully sprinted her way up Catty's outstretched index finger and used her razor-sharp claws to tunnel straight into the poor kitten's extremely sensitive frontal lobe.

"My opponent is a liar and a fraud and cannot be- OH, DEAR GOD, THE PAIN! THE UNBEARABLY AGONIZING PAIN! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURRRRRRTS!" Catty screamed in dreadfully agonizing internal pain, regaining the ability of movement just in time to kneel down on the floor and clutch her head in helpless agony as waterfalls of pain-induced tears ran down her painfully wincing face.

(Luckily, however, her brain tissue magically regenerated itself immediately afterward, so it wasn't really that big of a problem...at least not YET, that is. Just wait until you read the following series of words.)

"Oh my, what an awfully nice and spacious BRAIN you've got here, even though it's collected what would normally be considered somewhere around twenty years' worth of dust!" Alphys plopped her butt right down on the strongly office-chair-resembling pilot seat of Catty's central control supercomputer, violently sneezing all over the dashboard and whipping out her mind-reading device to find out what the password for logging into the computer itself was.

"Wow, she's even more fucking birdbrained than I thought..." Alphys thought disappointedly to herself, shaking her head in dismay as she literally typed out the phrase LIKEPASSWORDANDSTUFF onto the password screen in all-caps and hit the Enter key, surprisingly not for naught.

"HOO, boy, so many wonderful options and opportunities scattered right in front of me..." Alphys drooled at the mouth, her S&M boner(s) intensifying greatly. "Ooh, what does THIS button do, I wonder?!" she spastically squealed in a fit of pure childlike joy and curiousity as she violently slammed her finger onto one of Catty's numerous quick-command buttons with the force of a vicious bolt of thunder.

"Alright, stay calm, audience, PLEASE don't flip out on me! Trust me, EVERYTHING'S going to be perfectly al- MY OPPONENT IS A LIAR AND A FRAUD AND HAS UGLY HAIR AND CANNOT BE TRUSTED." Catty explained robotically, her eyes suddenly changing from dots into dizzily rotating swirls.

"Hey, at least I'm actually putting, like, REAL CONSCIOUS EFFORT into my political goal of making, like, everyone in the entire freaking nation absolutely DESPISE me and junk!" Bratty snapped right back at Catty like the bratty, snapping crocodile she always was...the little punk.

"Ooh, how about THIS one?! Or THIS one?! Or perhaps even THIS one?!" Alphys laughed dementedly as she began wildly pushing several randomly selected ones of Catty's buttons all at once without any rhyme or reason whatsoever; if it wasn't already completely obvious at this point, let me just say right now that she was clearly having WAY too much freaking fun.

"In honor of the blessed goodwill of all of America's people, I as potential future President of the United Underground States assure you all that from this point onward, Bratty is a putrid, festering, skanky, reprehensibly manipulative and dishonest little bitch with farty pants!" Catty growled angrily at Bratty, clenching her teeth tightly and foaming rabidly at the mouth.

"Oh, yeah? Well, in the name of all that is proud and respectable utilitarian citizen justice and equality, YOU'RE a fucking fat, rotten, stinky little poopy-headed Jew-whore that treats her country as if she had a goddamned SWASTIKA lodged in her FRONTAL LOBE, not to mention her RUMP!" Bratty hatefully snapped back at her, jumping up and down like a five-year-old kid...or in more annoyingly popular and overused terms, a SEVENTY-five-year-old Donald Trump.

"Oh, YEAH?! Well YOU'RE a scrawny, ridiculously shallow, downright fucking psychopathic little goddamned child in a full-grown woman's body that apparently, evidently can't even be BOTHERED to grow a fucking PAIR! You're a freaking electoral fungus with cotton-candy hair! NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE BEFORE YOUR ROTTEN-ASS INFLUENCE GETS TO THIS STINKING COUNTRY, YOU GODDAMNED TAX-INCREASING, EGOMANIACAL, BIGOTED WHORE!" Catty roared ferociously, pouncing right onto Bratty and tackling her onto the floor.

"Sister, let me tell you something RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW; the absolute LAST thing that America, I mean the Underground, needs right now is a fucking vote-manipulating, rule-breaking, truth-exaggerating, boyfriend-cheating, lard-assed BIMBO like yourself!" Bratty ranted angrily at Catty as the two of them violently clawed, scratched and punched each other in their faces while rolling furiously back and forth.

"You know, I actually COULD very easily state the exact same things about YOU, minus the whole LARD-ASS part!" Catty jeered menacingly at Bratty, poking her right in the eyes with her fingers and doing it so incredibly hard that it actually caused fountains of blood to gush from both of them in what could only be adequately described as a work of modern hemophilic art.

"OH MY GOD, MY FUCKING EYES! YOU GODDAMNED BITCH, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY DO THIS TO YOUR OWN FUCKING COUNTRY'S BEAUTIFUL EYESIGHT?!" Bratty cried and screamed in agony, covering her eyes with her hands and whimpering in pain as Catty pinned her face-up and stationary onto the floor while she desperately struggled to even remember her left and right.

"Man, ain't this whole candidacy just an absolute CAT-astrophe?" Alphys joked sassily and snarkily, leaning back in her chair, planting her feet on the dashboard of Catty's central control system, holding (and twirling) her speech-control microphone like a glass of wine and glaring sensually at the audience in a way that simply could not be done proper justice through artistic means as primitive and archaic as text. "Come on, take a WILD guess what's going to happen next!"

"Well, what do you know? Looks like I really have going to have to literally slip in under the country's NOSE after all, just like what supposedly happened a few timelines ago between Alphys and a certain psychotic FLOWER!" Undyne laughed, gagging a little from the mere thought of it as she shrunk herself to (again) nearly microscopic size with the shrink ray and charged straight toward Bratty at what felt like a thousand-and-a-half solid miles per hour.

"YOU! WON'T! WIN! THIS ELECTION! IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS, ASSHOLE!" Catty roared ferociously at Bratty, punching her in the face left and right until blood was splattered all over her feline, ring-bearing knuckles.

"Hey, I'm freaking Keemstar; let's go INTO THE NOOOOOSE!" Undyne laughed triumphantly as she climbed up onto Bratty's beaten, battered, (makeup) bleeding face and dived right into her left nostril in a graceful dolphin pose!

"Oh god, it's another one of those, like, fucking brainwashing bugs and this time I can literally feel it, like, crawling right up my goddamned nose and stuff! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME BEFORE I GO COMPLETELY, LIKE, FUCKING INSANE AND STUFF?!" Bratty cried and screamed in horror, collapsing face-down and completely flat onto the floor as Catty mock-sympathetically let go of her, wrapped her right arm around her long and slender legs and began tickling her dainty little soles with the left while Undyne followed Alphys' nightmarishly sadistic example and used her razor-sharp claws to tunnel her way right through Bratty's frontal lobe and into her completely defenseless brain, making sure to be tear-jerkingly rough.

"GWAHAHAHAUUGGGHHH! GODDA-HA-HA-HAMNIT, I FUCKING GIVE UP, OKAY-HAY-HAY? I REALLY DON'T WANNA BE PREH-HEH-HEH-SIDENT ANYMO-HO-HO-HORE, I JUST WANT THIS ABSOLUTE TORMENT TO STAH-HAH-HAH-HAHP ONCE AND FOR AWW-HAW-HAW-HAWL! IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO AH-HA-HA-HASK, GUY-HY-HY-HUYS?" Bratty screamed and cried in a fit of unbelievably agonizing pain and ticklishness as Catty began licking her extremely sensitive feet like a dog while Undyne's claws shredded her central nerve endings into razor-sharply stinging shreds; honestly, however, she kind of deserved it after her entire candidacy of mostly nothing but pure, unadulterated, un-adult-worthy hatred and lies.

"Undergroundians watching this right now, I beg you: run for your lives! GET THE FUCK OUT HERE BEFORE THIS GETS ANY WORSE- my, MY, you fat little SLUT that's been utterly RUINING our country's bodily image for the past goddamned YEAR now; what incredibly big BREASTS you possess!" Bratty got up onto her feet and desperately attempted to warn the audience before she suddenly went all swirly-eyed and began creepily advancing toward Catty with overwhelmingly strong implications of overwhelmingly obvious intentions of lesbian incest.

"BACK THE HELL OFF, MA'AM!" Catty sneered lividly at Bratty, threateningly brandishing a toothbrush that she had presumably literally pulled right out of her ass (pockets). "DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS AS A SYMBOLIC REPRESENTATION OF WHAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF KIDS IN AMERICA, I MEAN THE UNDERGROUND, NEED TO FREAKING DO MORE OFTEN, YOU FUCKING RONALD MCDONALD TRAMP!"

"You dare challenge the omnipotent, all-powerful wrath of the Underground's most powerful and respectable ruler in all of recorded history? Well then, I suppose I shall inevitably have to freaking KILL, I mean RAPE you to death, Catty!" Bratty hissed like a big black snake at Catty, creeping seductively towards her like a Michael Jackson zombie.

"YOU! FORCED ME TO USE IT!" Catty yelled furiously, (publicly) pulling her legwear down, thrusting her toothbrush forcefully into her vagina and vigorously brushing the grating, irritating sand out of it.

"Goddamnit, Catty, you've been violently, mercilessly tearing this formerly proud and respected nation's entire government, economic and military structures apart from the inside out for considerably MORE than long enough! NOW DIE, MOTHERFUCKER, BEFORE I PERSONALLY SYMPHONIZE YOU WITH THE FUCKING NIGHT!" Bratty wiped the blood off of her face with her tattered sleeve and roared furiously at Catty, grabbing the east-side Underground flag off of the presidential speaking stage and preparing to swing it with all of her rage-induced might.

"I don't even know what the hell that fucking phrase is supposed to mean, but what I do know is that the only reason you even got approved into this godforsaken election in the FIRST fucking place is because I, I mean Alphys, had a metric shit-ton of fucking FRAUDULENTLY ACQUIRED money and was dealing with moderators that were more than likely mentally UNSOUND!" Catty spat disgustedly as she reflexively ducked underneath Bratty's devastating horizontal swing, grabbing the stage's west-side Underground flag for herself as half of the entire star-spangled backdrop of the stage shattered into pieces and collasped onto the ground.

"Again, I could very easily say the exact same thing about YOU, you goddamned racist, man-hating, holier-than-thou son of a bitch's pulsating, bloated, festering, sweaty, pus-filled, malformed CUNT!" Bratty yelled infuriatedly at Catty as she lifted her flagpole behind her back and readied herself to bring it thunderously crashing down on top of the lard-assed little runt.

"Oh yeah, YOU sure are one to fucking talk, Little Miss Special Fucking Snowflake That Gets To Have All Of The Goddamned Media Coverage To Herself Because She's A Goddamned Pestilent, Rotten, Impudent, Insolent, Bratty Piece Of FUCKING TRASH!" Catty growled and roared angrily as she lunged forward onto the east side of the stage and sidestepped Bratty's earth-shaking, west-side-of-the-stage-shattering vertical smash.

"You won't be able to fucking talk shit anymore once I've shattered your fucking JAW into smithereens, now WILL you, jerkwad?!" Catty continued yelled incessantly at Bratty as she spun around counterclockwise and delivered a massive horizontal smash to the crocodile's face, knocking out five (yes, FIVE) of her teeth, causing her to drop her flagpole (which then fell onto the east side of the stage and shattered IT into miniscule pieces as well) and sending her careening straight into the loudly cheering audience, who then proceeded to...AHEM...drain their lizards all over her dizzied, nearly unconscious, lying-flat-and-face-up-on-the-ground bod.

"Oh, dearie me, such utterly RUDE and naughty behavior! Very unbecoming of our so-called 'proud and respectable citizens' if I do say so myself, wouldn't you boys agree?" Alphys put her left hand up onto her mouth, used Catty's central manual joystick to walk her over to where Bratty was laying with her right, and giggled embarrassedly as she watched the hilariously degrading spectacle happen onscreen.

"Damnit, I STILL can't beat that fucking woman in an argument, and I actually AM a woman myself, and I find this incredibly fucking offensive, brain, WOULD YOU PLEASE FUCKING STOP IT ALREADY?!" Undyne moaned and groaned in frustration, folding her arms over her chest and frowning irritatedly as Bratty's neural feeding pipe showered her with hot, smelly synthetic piss substance, already thoroughly convincing her that this game had an even crazier fucking fandom than Five Nights At Freddy's.

"THIS is for being a total freaking assoholic cunt-nugget all goddamned year, you fucking obstinate, blithering, comically incompetent media-attention whore!" Catty laughed triumphantly as she grabbed Bratty by the tail and began rapidly swinging her around and around in circles in a fashion that totally did not look overwhelmingly familiar to anyone who had played Super Mario 64.

"And THIS is for shamelessly ripping off the absolute worst American president of all time, you sick cheeky fuck!" Catty laughed snarkily as she finally let go of the poor alligator's tail (oh, I'm sorry, have I been jokingly calling her a crocodile? There's really not much of a difference, you know) and hurled her straight into the east side of the presidential stage backdrop, busting a huge alligator-shaped hole right through it as Catty poured gasoline onto what little was left of the once-glorious-and-grandiose presidential stage and set the whole damned pile on fire, proving once and for all that THIS country was officially shit out of luck.

"Do...do you seriously STILL expect me to fucking continue talking right out of my stupid shitty ass about how 'the fate of the entire nation now rests upon one single person' and various other presidential clichés that neither of us even understand the true fucking significance of?" Bratty exhaustedly asked Catty, coughing up blood and writhing in agony as Catty dragged her (by the tail) right up in front of the speechless, jaw-agape, utterly disbelieving audience and gently yet forcefully removed every single article of clothing that the two of them were wearing with love.

"No no no, Miss Bratty, I expect you to CRY as you suddenly realize that all this time, the only goddamned thing that your freaking stupid good-for-nothing JOKE of a campaign was EVER really good for in the first place was to prove how much of a goddamned shallow, putrid ASSHOLE you are...just the type of shallow, putrid asshole that my dick needs inserting into, so I strongly suggest that you COMPLY...that is, unless you want to fucking DIE!" Catty teasingly whispered and angrily hissed into Bratty's ear in a manner most seductively deft, playing faux-lovingly with her half-real, half-fake hair as she reached down her fluffy, sexily curved feline body and grabbed her already rapidly hardening inbred cock with her right hand and teased over her furry bellybutton with her left.

"OH, JESUS CHRIST, I CAN EXPLAIN, I CAN EXPLAIN!" Alphys screamed in a fit of panic, hastily removing her right hand from her frontally bulging underwear, pulling her labcoat and underwear back down (and up) over her crotch and covering it humiliatedly as she intently looked down at the floor of Catty's brain while Undyne almost-as-intently did the same with Bratty's considerably smaller and less wrinkly brain.

Needless to say, what was currently happening to Bratty and Catty during their electoral inauguration speech due to a certain pair of ludicrously sassy stowaways fucking about in their brains was easily THE most embarrassing thing (more like SERIES of horrifically unfortunate and humiliating things, actually) to ever happen to ANYONE living in the Underground as a whole...and even more needless to say, Alphys and Undyne were absolutely adoring every single miniscule second of it, right down to the...oh, PLEASE tell me this is a typo...BRAINFUCKING.

"Man, and these fucking pussywillows thought that the stupid Motherly Fuckery fanfic's occurrence of this was fucked-up!" Alphys laughed nervously, swallowing what little pride she had left and setting Catty's internal brain-cam to PUBLICLY BROADCAST ON MOBILE DEVICES as she eagerly (yet understandably reluctantly) stripped her clothes right off, used (definitely) one of Catty's weirder button-commanded special features to form some of the poor girl's brain matter into a living, breathing, intestinal-knot-shaped synthetic copy of Undyne while Undyne did the exact same with Bratty's brain to create another brain copy of Alphys.

Basically, the idea was that whatever the brain-copied person did, the copy would imitate; coupled with the automatic body-movement-and-voice-recognition systems that had luckily been installed into Bratty's and Catty's brains at birth, this effectively meant that as long as Alphys and Undyne were fucking each other, their poor man's alternatives would do the exact same.

"Well, I guess I have no choice...looks like I'm gonna have to leave a REAL nasty surprise in this poor girl's noggin, aren't I?" Alphys sighed, glaring and winking seductively at the audience...most of which were presumably either extremely lesbian girls or delightfully horny guys.

"Well, you know what they say; when the penis gets going, the sperm get TOUGH!" Undyne laughed embarrassedly as she reluctantly laid herself face-down atop Alphys' brain copy, causing it to blush and smile awkwardly and adorably while the real thing followed suit as they both proceeded to (make Bratty and Catty) engage in public presidential-election sex most rough.

"Oh, Bratty, you bring SO much wonderful excitement to my life with all of your ludicrous political temper-tantrums and your adorably meaninglessly and needlessly overinflated ego..." Catty moaned and drooled with delight while she and Bratty rolled back and forth on the ground and wetly, sloppily french-kissed each other and licked each other's vaginas, blissfully unaware of the horrifically, vomit-inducingly disgusting things that were currently going on in their brains between the Alphys and Undyne duo.

"What, this is perfectly fucking NORMAL!" Alphys complained as she lovingly retracted her moist, dripping tongue from Catty's brain's Undyne's clone's wrinkly brainy vagina and tried her best to appear formal.

"Oh, Catty, you just make me want to EXPLODE all over this entire city with your adorably deceitful and manipulative personality and your OHH-so-luscious, juicy, fat and wrinkly boobs..." Undyne, I mean Bratty, moaned as she stuck her delightfully long and throbbingly erect penis into Catty's cleavage while Catty lovingly did the exact same to her without even utilizing any lube.

"Umm...God or whatever stupid lazy-ass entity is up there watching me, I'm REALLY freaking sorry that you have to see this, but I sincerely promise you that it is absolutely NOTHING to be disgusted and ashamed of!" Undyne whispered embarrassedly as she rigorously thrusted her delightfully long and throbbingly erect penis into the wrinkly brainy gap in-between Bratty's brain's Alphys' clone's wrinkly brainy thinkly boobs, as if what had just recently happened between Bratty and Catty in the previous chapter wasn't already bleach-drinking-suicide-inducing enough.

"Oh, Bratty..whenever I suck your beautiful schlong, I always imagine it ejaculating the wonderful seed of world peace into my eagerly awaiting mouth so that I can then violently shit it out all over the planet and create an everlasting new era of blissful non-combatant harmony between nations...man, is that fucking crazy or WHAT?" Catty moaned and laughed as she and Bratty adorably curled up together into 69 position and publicly sucked each other's dongs like mangy untamed mutts.

"I have literally no idea what in the actual flying godmother of FUCK I'm doing right now, but something deep within me tells me I'm REALLY feeling it!" Alphys moaned with orgasmically delightful pleasure as she succulently sucked on Catty's brain's Undyne's clone's wrinkly brainy thinkly veiny penis while CBUC lovingly and supportingly did the exact same thing to her own equally wrinkly brainy thinkly veiny penis.

"And now for the defining moment of our candidacies to begin, in which the strong and determined Republican shepherds the weak and cowardly Democrat through the valley of patriotic justice...or wait, is it actually the OTHER way around?" Bratty laughed as she and Catty began violently thrusting their rock-hard, still-throbbing erections into each other's glory holes, with moaning (and blushing) and screaming symbolic utterances of orgasmic pleasure abound.

"Yeah, fuck me right there, right in my MONKEY hole! OOO OOO AHH AHH! Yeah, I'm a MONKEY all right!" Alphys began yelling at the top of her snot-congested, shit-eating lungs as CBUC began virulently expanding her wrinkly, brainy, thinkly, veiny, fleshy dong into her adorably tight, dainty and ladylike little butthole and vagina, effectively fucking her like an actual rented donkey on bestiality date night.

"Yeah, DRINK your founding mother's milk, you big fucking BABY! Drink the river of totally-not-questionable political and religious ideals that, as foretold in Hillary Clinton's legendary prophecy, will eventually lead us to the fountain of youth, good fortune, and most importantly, NO MORE STUPID FUCKING KINGS! Come on, drink it like you (more often than not) drink the fucking MAYONNAISE out of Burgerpants' WIENER whenever and wherever I'm not looking, as well as the salty disgusting SWEAT from his reeking stinking FEETS!" Catty irritatedly teased Bratty as the latter began sucking adorably lovingly on the former's gloriously shapen teats.

"AHH...did I happen to mention yet that this is a parody of a freaking children's Christmas story? A goddamned flipping Dr. SEUSS one, no less?" Alphys threw her back and moaned happily with white-hot, squirting delight as CBUC lovingly, fervently sucked the creamy white milk from her tits with her wrinkly, brainy, thinkly, veiny, fleshy, dinkly mouth; honestly, this scene is actually rather disturbingly easy to masturbate to, I must confess.

"Yeah, come on, babe, let's make our absolute best collaborative effort to officially PACIFY the Underground for good once and for all! Starting with YOU sucking my goddamned CHEST pacifiers!" Bratty laughed hysterically, already beginning to seriously consider plastering said phrase onto a brand-spanking-new assembly line of presidential campaign flyers while Catty eagerly began sucking her tits so dry that they probably couldn't have really gotten much dryer.

"Oh, SWEET MERMAMA, that feels so good! It's just like I already said many times before; we're gonna make the Underground's babies fat and adorable again, one SUCK at a time!" Undyne moaned and chuckled with satisfaction as BBAC adorably meekly sucked on her plump, luscious, smoothly shapen fish titties with her wrinkly, brainy, thinkly, veiny, fleshy, dinkly, pickly mouth.
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"Oh, sweet ever-loving Jesus..." Undyne gasped, looking around and seeing just how much wax there really was covering the inner surface of Alphys' ear canal.

"Well, I suppose if you ever wanted to wax a fucking Chevrolet, then maybe this just might come in handy..." Undyne sighed, gagging ever-so-slightly as she accidentally stepped in Alphys' earwax and got a rather sizable layer of it stuck on the bottom of her shoe.

"Ugh...dear LORD, this is so gross..." Undyne shivered, beginning to feel rather woozy from the nasty stench in the air as she tiptoed her way deeper and deeper in, hoping desperately that Alphys wouldn't suddenly hear her and wake up.

"Huh? What's that, Endogeny? Something about Undyne? You know what, you're right, I probably should call her and ask what she's up to..." Alphys sighed, pulling out her cell phone, dialing Undyne's number and holding it up to her right ear while Endogeny just whistled innocently.

"Okay, baby steps, baby steps...quiet...be as QUIET as possible...don't wanna wake her up...don't wanna...WAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!" Undyne screamed (immediately covering her mouth in helpless terror) and jumped nearly her entire body height into the air; her Alphys-matching Mew Mew Kissy Cutie ringtone had just suddenly gone off right next to Alphys' eardrum!

"Hmm, that's strange, my phone doesn't normally do that...ESPECIALLY not that loudly...and I'm pretty sure that Undyne recently changed her ringtone because of how much she hates me now..." Alphys thought to herself, becoming even more suspicious of Undyne's whereabouts.

"Um...h-hello?! W-who is this?!" Undyne stammered nervously, backing away slowly from Alphys' pearly grey eardrum in an attempt to avoid being heard any further.

"It's me, Alphys." Alphys replied, glancing over at the blushing and trembling Endogeny.

"ALPHYS?!" Undyne gasped, trying and failing miserably to hide how scared she was as her own recorded voice echoed loudly and boomingly through Alphys' ear canal.

"Yes, it's me...listen, Undyne, where exactly ARE you right now?" Alphys asked her curiously.

"Umm...I d-decided to visit the local E-Eerie Canal in Waterfall! EHEHE!" Undyne laughed and stammered nervously, sweating a little as her knees began quaking with apprehension.

"Um, o-kay, so, uhh...you're not hiding something from me, are you?" Alphys asked her teasingly as she briefly tilted her phone out of the way and dug into her ear with her finger.

"UH, N-NO, O-OF COURSE N-NOT! EHEHE! UMM...T-TELL YOU WHAT, UH, I'LL C-CALL YOU BACK LATER, OKAY? UH, B-BYE!" Undyne stammered desperately as she hastily hung up the phone, backing up firmly against Alphys' eardrum and trembling with fear as the finger somehow almost reached where she was standing.

"I just don't believe it!" Alphys laughed at the mere thought of Undyne having secretly snuck inside her ear canal while she wasn't looking...and yet somehow still forgetting to mute her freaking cell phone. "There's just NO WAY she could actually be THAT fricking stupid!"

Once Alphys had finally fallen back asleep and started snoring again, the nervously whistling Undyne casually pushed her precious little eardrum off to the side (using only one hand, no less) and walked right on through to the inner ear, where she then made her way through to the thing that she had REALLY been waiting to see all this time...Alphys' brain!

CHAPTER 5

"Sweet jumping JESUS, it's so big!" Undyne gasped with awe yet again as she saw how truly massive Alphys' brain was, blissfully unaware that her own brain was actually literally about the exact same size. "So THIS is what a SMART person's brain looks like..."

"Wow, she really IS an awfully bright bulb, isn't she?" Undyne laughed, seeing how Alphys' brain alone was somehow generating enough bioelectric energy to illuminate the entire area around it.

"And her brain is SO cute and squishy too, just like her!" Undyne giggled and blushed as she leapt onto Alphys' brain stem and climbed all the way up onto the top of her brain from there, licking and kissing and sucking on it like a total degenerate creep while doing so.

"WOO! I'm on top'o the world!" Undyne laughed and cheered in satisfaction as she laid down on top of Alphys' brain, crossed her legs and took off her boots.

"OOO, dear Neptune, that feels so good..." Undyne moaned with pleasure as she dug her toes into the moist, wrinkly, spongy, fleshy folds of Alphys' brain before finally standing back up and putting her boots back on.

"TEE HEE HEE...that tickles..." Alphys mumbled in her sleep, drooling a little.

"Alright, well, here goes nothing! Yet again, GERONIMO!" Undyne yelled valiantly as she literally dived straight into Alphys' brain, completely defying the laws of both physics AND biology!

"OWW!!!" Alphys winced in pain as Undyne went right through the outer surface of her brain and conveniently landed right in the control room!

"Ah, yes, finally; ALPHYS' BEHAVIORAL CONTROL CENTER!" Undyne yelled so loudly at the sight of the main supercomputer console that Alphys actually heard her.

"Hmm...must have just been my imagination." Alphys sighed, reluctant to drift back to sleep as Undyne began hacking into her brain like a pro.

"Hmm, I wonder what the password is..." Undyne thought to herself, stroking her chin. "AH! OF COURSE! MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE!" Undyne realized with delight as she typed out the phrase "mewmewkissycutie" on the keyboard and hit Enter.

"Oh dear, this is SUCH a low blow, even for me..." Undyne blushed and sighed as she brought up the whole database of content stored within Alphys' brain, starting with the memory banks.

"Alright, so...we've got the day when she became the Royal Scientist...that time when she ordered pizza with the toppings in the shape of an anime catgirl...regret over the fact that she created the Amalgamates...the day when she somehow got every single one of her teeth knocked out in a game of dodgeball at Monster High...the day when she was about to jump off a cliff and kill herself in Waterfall, before she met me...and the day when Snowdrake's Father caught her fucking his wife...hmm, I wonder, what else is in here?" Undyne wondered curiously, clicking over into the porn databanks and immediately losing her mind as a result.

"OH, DEAR SWEET LORD, THERE IS SO MUCH DELICIOUS PORN HERE!" Undyne squealed like the overly obsessive Alphys fangirl she was yet again as she flipped through page after page of smutty, yummy goodness. "LITERALLY EVERY YAOI SHIPPING THAT UNDERTALE HAS TO OFFER...FOOT-FETISH PHOTOGRAPHY AND ARTWORK...ANIME YAOI AND YURI OF LITERALLY ALL SHAPES, AGES AND SIZES...PICTURES OF ME NAKED...AND ALPHYS PORN! YES! THANK GOD! THERE'S SO MUCH FREAKING ALPHYS PORN IN HERE!"

"MAN, I'M SO HAPPY I BROUGHT MY MAGIC LAPTOP WITH ME!" Undyne nearly swooned with delight as she pulled said laptop out from her magical belt, downloaded over 30 solid gigs of porn onto it, then somewhat embarrassedly stuffed it back into her belt, blushing quite a bit as she suddenly remembered that she was being filmed doing this on live TV.

"Hmm...come to think of it, what's going on in there right now?" Alphys thought to herself, obviously referring to her brain. "Undyne had better not be downloading porn in there..."

"Heh...funny you should say that, because I've got just the thing for YOU!" Undyne laughed, pulling out the supercomputer's microphone and talking directly to Alphys through it.

"HUH? W-who said that?!" Alphys stammered, rapidly glancing back and forth around her as she hastily redressed herself and began drumming her fingers together in anticipation.

"It's ME, your old pal Undyne, reporting from VERY deep inside your head!" Undyne laughed, picking the earwax off of her boot and eating it.

"WHAT?! Oh dear, oh dear, OH DEAR, OH DEAR, OH DEAR, OH NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!" Alphys stammered and screamed in terror, biting her nails in dreadful anticipation of what Undyne might do to her now that she had this much literal control over her.

"That's right, THAT'S the spirit! Now your sanity and mine can die TOGETHER!" Undyne laughed maniacally as she clicked the DANCE button on the computer and kicked back in her chair, crossing her legs and getting out a magic bucket of popcorn as the madness began.

"LOADING: 42% COMPLETE." the compute informed her.

"Undyne, I SWEAR TO GOD, THE NEXT TIME I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GOING TO FUCKING RIP YOUR BODY IN HALF AND SHOVE YOUR THROAT SO GODDAMNED FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT WHEN YOU CRAP, YOU'LL SING FUCKING BEETHOVEN!" Alphys yelled furiously at Undyne.

"My, my, such dreadful LANGUAGE!" Undyne teased her, clicking the ELECTROSHOCK button and smiling with delight as Alphys (and her skeleton, of course) screamed in agonizing pain.

"LOADING: 100% COMPLETE!" even the computer started laughing as the theme song to Mew Mew Kissy Cutie began promptly playing in Alphys' head.

"Oh dear god, WHY IS THIS STUPID FUCKING SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD?!" Alphys screamed and cried as she began uncontrollably dancing. "OH, FUCK, I CAN'T STOP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!"

"Life was such a wreck, every time I would CRASH INTO WALLS!" Alphys sang as she began dancing the tango in the most awkward style possible, crashing into every single thing possible and then finishing with an overly loud stomp on the ground just for added awkwardness.

"I had homework all day but I just wanted to play WET MY FUCKING PANTS!" Alphys sang awkwardly as Undyne clicked the PISS SELF button, causing extensive streams of piss to trickle down Alphys' legs as she stumbled dizzily back and forth.

"And everyone at school always made fun of me FOR OBVIOUS FREAKING REASONS!" Alphys sang as Undyne clicked the UNDERWEAR button, causing Alphys to unbutton her lab coat and throw it right off, revealing her goofy-print Mew Mew Kissy Cutie bikini and underwear as she continued dancing just as awkwardly as ever (note that THIS was also being filmed on live TV).

"Because my neko-chibi costume was so kawaii AND A BEASTFUCKER TOO!" Alphys sang through her nose as Undyne simultaneously clicked the UNDRESS and BESTIALITY buttons, prompting Alphys to strip herself naked, french-kiss Endogeny, deepthroat Lemon Bread, and even breastfeed Snowdrake's Mother while Undyne gleefully masturbated to her agonizing humiliation.

"MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE! It's a new way I'd like to be!" Alphys sang as she rode Endogeny around the room like a horse.

"I'm just MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE! Poor cute and adorable me!" Alphys sang as Memoryhead passionately and lovingly raped her with its many, many tentacles.

"I'm just MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE! I love tentacles and rape and sex!" Alphys sang as Lemon Bread chewed her up and jizzed all over her with its massive, slimy teeth.

"I'm just MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE! Never double-cross my ex!" Alphys sang as Reaper Bird shoved her into its vagina-mouth and...ahem..."digested" her, then spat her out onto the floor.

"Oh my god...OH MY GOD, THAT WAS SO FUCKING PRICELESS...OH MAN, THAT SHIT IS GOING TO GO VIRAL FASTER THAN YOU CAN EVEN SAY YEAST INFECTION!" Undyne nearly died laughing at Alphys' expense as she exhaustedly clicked the SLEEP button, wiping the hilarity-induced tears from her eyes and wanting to punch herself in the face for some reason.

"SLEEP MODE ACTIVATED!" Alphys said robotically, returning to her bed, curling up into a ball and falling asleep yet again as Undyne slipped out the exit to her brain, moved her eardrum back to where it was before, and finally jumped out of her ear, where she was caught in midair by Endogeny and carried over to where Alphys' vagina was.

"COME TO PAPA...OR SHOULD I SAY, MAMA..." Undyne drooled, ever-so-slightly regrowing herself to optimal size with the shrink ray's reverse function as she climbed onto Alphys' tail (after licking, kissing and sucking on it more than her fair share, of course) and eagerly, lovingly approached the fleshy, birthing hole in-between Alphys' legs with open arms.

"MAN, I ALWAYS KNEW ALPHYS WAS A PUSSY AND ALL, BUT THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS!" Undyne moaned as she excitedly crawled straight into Alphys' moist, slimy, dripping vagina, taking in the beautifully disgusting smell, feeling and licking the soft fleshy walls, and bathing herself in the untold amounts of seminal and possibly menstrual fluid contained within.

After several minutes of fucking Alphys from the inside, Undyne finally gave her an orgasm, flooding the entire cavern with Alphys' warm, gooey and sticky liquid bliss.

"MAN, if I wasn't a fish, I swear to God I'd literally be DROWNING in semen right about now!" Undyne laughed maniacally as she played with Alphys' cum, scooped it up into her hands and gulped it down valiantly, patting her belly and burping loudly once she was finally finished.

"OHH, how I wish that things could just stay like this forever..." Undyne moaned happily as she curled up into an adorable little ball and fell asleep INSIDE of Alphys' vagina, in which she had easily the greatest and most orgasmically comfortable sleeping experience of her life.

CHAPTER 6

"Oh MAN, she is DEFINITELY going to feel THAT one in the morning...OH, WAIT, IT ALREADY IS THE MORNING! SHIT!" Undyne suddenly realized as she woke up deep inside the vagina of Alphys, who was already busy trying to pull her out with a pair of tweezers.

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, YOU LIZARD SON-OF-A-BITCH!" Undyne yelled valiantly as Alphys finally caught her in the grip of the tweezers and held her up in front of her face.

"Undyne, I know that we've all done...certain things we're not proud of..." Alphys sighed, glancing over at Endogeny and petting it regretfully, "but what you just did last night was absolutely UNACCEPTABLE on so many levels that I don't even know where to begin!"

"Trust me, I'm SORRY! I really am!" Undyne begged Alphys desperately.

"SORRY, but SORRY just isn't good enough to make up for what you did." Alphys sighed, lifting her tweezers directly up above her head and opening her mouth real wide.

"No, PLEASE don't eat me, PLEASE! I'll do anything for you! ANYTHING, I SWEAR! JUST PLEASE SPARE ME, I'M BEGGING YOU! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Undyne cried and screamed, dangling by the leg from Alphys' tweezers as Alphys sarcastically said AHH and released her grip.

"GWAAAAAAH!!!" Undyne screamed in deathly terror as she rapidly plummeted into Alphys' gaping, ravenous maw...when all of a sudden-

"HURK?!" Alphys gagged as Undyne grabbed onto her big, dangling uvula and held on tightly.

"Coochie-coochie COO!" Undyne giggled as she tickled Alphys' swinging uvula with her claws.

"HIC...HURK...BLEEEAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!" Alphys gagged, bent over and threw up, effectively puking Undyne out onto the floor, where she then rolled over onto her back and cowered beneath Alphys' intimidatingly colossal (to her) size as Alphys lifted her massive, sexy foot up and threatened to stomp on her.

"Adios, amigo!" Alphys chuckled, wiggling her toes seductively as she struggled to resist the urge to bring her foot down on top of her best friend and crush her to bloody, gory death.

"NO! STOP!" Undyne yelled at her desperately. "DON'T YOU REMEMBER? I'M THE ONLY TRUE FRIEND YOU EVER HAD! WHAT'LL YOU DO WITHOUT ME, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF?!"
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"For any member of the Snowdrake family that happens to be watching this right now, I'm very sorry that you have to see this, but I literally HAVE to do it or else poor little Snowy will die!" Alphys explained regretfully, shedding several painful, womanly tears as Snowdrake's Mother used her Vegetoid mouths to suck as lovingly and passionately as could be on Alphys' breasts.

"OH...OHHH...OHHHHH...OHHHHHHH, MOMMMAAAA..." Alphys moaned orgasmically as her tits quaked with arousal and began gushing fountains of milk into Snowdrake's Mother's eagerly awaiting mouths, which then began cattishly licking it up and drinking it with glee.

"So...how does it taste, honey?" Alphys asked her teasingly.

"SO...CREAMY...AND DELICIOUS..." Snowdrake's Mother moaned in excitement, already craving more as her Vegetoid mouths began loudly crying and wailing for their so-called MAMA!

"Man, you sure are lucky I have entire baby bottles full of this stuff thanks to Undyne!" Alphys reluctantly admitted, blushing adorably as she glared sexily at Snowdrake's Mother and raised her eyebrows suggestively.

"You're...you're not really my father, are you? G-GASTER?! D-DAD?! IS THAT Y-YOU?!" Sans stammered in terror as Memoryhead lovingly wrapped him in his tentacles like a gift in wrapping paper, molesting him in both all of the right and also all of the wrong places.

"Oh, come on, it's hardly any worse than a clearly underaged goat child wanting to fornicate with his own damned MOTHER, don't you think?" Memoryhead pointed out with a teasing smirk, fucking Sans in literally every hole in his entire skeletal body, even including those in his ribcage.

"OHHH, THIS FEELS SO SWEET...LIKE I'M LITERALLY BACK IN MY MOTHER'S ETERNALLY BLESSED WOMB AGAIN...AHHHHHH..." Toriel moaned with pleasure as Reaper Bird's vagina soaked her in a perfect mixture of its menstrual and sexual fluids while lovingly chewing her with its teeth.

"Don't masturbate...DON'T...MASTURBATE..." Asriel stammered and whispered fearfully to himself, struggling desperately against his own natural urges in an attempt to see how long he could endure this whole ordeal for without ejaculating all over the place and making a huge mess in Toriel's brain...and quite possibly even accidentally electrocuting himself, obviously.

"Alright, boys and girls, now it's time for the grand finale! Ladies and gentlemen, would you please kindly allow me to introduce you to the greatest dog of all: ENDOGENY!" Toriel announced, dragging Endogeny out from under the beds; yes, the freaking BEDS.

"AWOOOOOO!" Endogeny howled, dripping a rather conspicuous amount of creamy, endogenous white liquid from his legs and mouth as he awkwardly shambled toward his new victims on all twenties.

"Sans...are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Alphys winked suggestively at Sans.

"Well, if Toriel's technically telling us to do it, then I guess we have to do it..." Sans sighed as him and Alphys and Asgore (and Toriel, of course) eagerly crawled underneath Endogeny for the grand finale.

"ENDOGENY, I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH THAT I WOULD LITERALLY CLIMB ALL THE WAY UP MOUNT EVEREST NAKED JUST FOR YOU..." Alphys moaned with excitement as she gave Endogeny double handjobs, footjobs, breastjobs and blowjobs all at the same time.

"AROOOOOO!" Endogeny roared as its vibrations began to rather noticably intensify.

"Believe me, I stopped trying to think that there was a good side to the Undertale fandom a VERY long time ago..." Sans sighed as he gave Endogeny every type of sexual job possible.

"God DAMN, I really AM the king of ass-kissing, aren't I?" Asgore shrugged as he did the same.

"Come on, sweetie, SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT!" Toriel moaned with excitement as Endogeny began vibrating so incredibly fast that everyone immediately knew he was about to climax.

"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOoOoOOOOOOO!" Endogeny howled at the very top of his lung(s) as he drooled out literally ten gallons of pure semen from his mouth, completely drenching Alphys, Sans, Asgore AND Toriel alike in his scrumptiously sinful liquid bliss.

Anyway, to make a long story short, the nine of them basically smeared ten gallons of dog semen all over themselves, piled together and kinkily fucked each other for the rest of the night.

"OHHHHHHHHHH..." Asriel blushed and moaned exhaustedly, hitting the Sleep button and fainting head-over-heels onto the soft, spongy floor of Toriel's brain as his hot, sticky, gargantuan load slowly but surely began trickling down the computer screen.

NEXT MORNING, A FEW HOURS LATER...

Needless to say, after THAT incident, Toriel and Alphys were literally the only two out of the party's four intended attendants that hadn't already ran away screaming in horror yet...and yes, just in case you were wondering, Alphys DID, in fact, reclothe herself overnight.

And of course, there Asriel was, deep inside Toriel's brain, still asleep from how hard he had orgasmed the night before...when suddenly, at the least expected moment, his phone started ringing!

"Huh? Where am I?" Asriel woke up groggily, got back up onto his feet and looked around, his eyesight still a bit on the foggy side as he answered the phone. "OH...RIGHT..."

"Asriel, if you don't get out of there RIGHT now, I am literally going to fucking kill you. Seriously, do NOT underestimate me." Alphys, who had just finished shrinking herself and was now busy flying her way into Toriel's nose with her jetpack, very sincerely warned Asriel.

"Well, I suppose it really is about time that I left this place, isn't it?" Asriel sighed, leaving Toriel's brain through the secret exit, putting his clothes back on, sneaking back out of her head the same way he snuck in, and climbing down onto the floor right at the exact moment that Alphys entered her brain!

"Okay, let's see here..." Alphys muttered to herself, taking just a few brief seconds fo become acquainted with the control interface...after all, she HAD already seen Asriel use it before.

ONE QUICK LOG-IN LATER...

"YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE TO BOTH MODERN-DAY SOCIETY AND FANDOMS ALIKE, MY CHILD!" Toriel screamed furiously at Asriel as she chased after him at nearly full speed, causing what seemed like a small earthquake with literally every single footfall she made.

"ALPHYS, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME, PLEASE! YOU...YOU JUST FREAKING PROMISED ME THAT YOU WOULDN'T KILL ME IF I FOLLOWED YOUR ORDERS, RIGHT?!" Asriel screamed and cried as he ran at full speed with all of his might, struggling not to run out of breath and stop.

"ASRIEL, WHAT YOU'VE DONE IS ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS AND DESERVES TO BE PUNISHED AS SEVERELY AS CAN BE MANAGED WITHOUT ACTUALLY KILLING YOU!" Toriel roared lividly at Alphys, lifting her foot up and casting its massive shadow over Asriel's helpless, trembling, sugar-ant-sized body.

"Good...goodbye, mother..." Asriel curled up into a ball and sobbed as Toriel lowered her foot back down onto the ground and began waiting intently for Asriel to finally realize that she never actually had any real intention of stomping on him.

NEARLY ONE FULL MINUTE LATER...

"Oh, uhh...hey there, Alphys!" Asriel scratched the back of his neck and blushed nervously as Alphys flew back down onto the floor, landing right next to him, with Toriel (whom Alphys had just shot right in the brain with a tranquilizer dart) sitting in deliberately spread-eagle position on the other side of the room. "So, uhh...how are we gonna grow ourselves back to normal size?"

"Simple; when the owner of a shrink ray uses it to shrink him/herself, the gun shrinks with him/her!" Alphys explained, pulling the gun out from her pockets and using it to first regrow Asriel and then herself back to normal size again.

"However, that's not the point I wanted to address with you, you know!" Alphys explained, pointing to Toriel's wholesomely outspread vagina and exerting literally all of her utmost self-control into NOT spitting on Asriel and kicking him against a wall in disgust. "What I want to test NOW is whether or not you actually DO have the ability to resist temptation! Tell me, how much decency do you REALLY have left in you?"

"How much, you ask? Well, let me tell you exactly HOW MUCH decency I have left in me after what happened last night, Alphys...the answer is ABSOLUTELY NONE!" Asriel laughed and sobbed dementedly, charging across the room and going straight for Toriel's puss-puss.

"IT'S TIME TO STOP!" Alphys yelled furiously at Asriel as she fiecrely lunged straight into him and tackled him firmly onto the floor, pinning him underneath her sheer body weight...which, to be fair, wasn't really saying much when comparing to that of Asriel's child form.

"But WHY?! I JUST WANT TO FUCK MY MOMMY! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!" Asriel cried and screamed in tragically insane confusion, pounding the floor with his fists and feet.

"IT'S TIME TO FUCKING STOP, OKAY? NO MORE!" Alphys yelled even more angrily at him, punching him in the face several times with alternating fists. "WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR DIGNITY?! WHAT EVEN IS YOUR FUCKING DIGNITY ANYMORE, FOR THAT MATTER?! I'M GONNA CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES! IT'S TIME TO MOTHERFUCKING STOP!"

"Never...NEVER!" Asriel yelled furiously as he slyly heeled Alphys in the groin.

"OOOOOO..." Alphys moaned in agony, clutching her nutsack to ease the pain while Asriel grabbed a disembodied lead pipe off of the floor and beat her nearly to death with it!

"NO ONE! STANDS! BETWEEN! ME! AND MY! MOMMY!" Asriel yelled at the top of his lungs with each swing as he violently smashed large portions of Alphys' ribcage and legs into pieces, knocking her nearly unconscious.

"YOU...WIN..." Alphys choked and coughed, mysteriously sputtering out blood from her mouth as she weakly attempted to crawl over to Asriel on her hands and knees before finally collapsing completely onto the ground and passing out.

"OH, MOMMY, HOW I LOVE TO LICK YOUR CREAMY CENTER..." Asriel moaned with pleasure as he eagerly, lovingly thrusted his pulsating, throbbing wiener into her vagina, praising the lord with each thrust.

"OH, HOW YOU HAVE TRULY SUPPORTED ME IN ATTAINING LIFE, LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS..." Asriel moaned, continuing to thrust as his eyes started to water.

"OH, HOW I COULD TRULY NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOUR LOVING SUPPORT..." Asriel moaned orgasmically as he filled Toriel's vagina with his hot, sticky love.

"OH, HOW I WANT TO JUST BE WITH YOU FOREVER..." Asriel moaned as he sucked and sucked on Toriel's lovely breasts until the delicious milk came flowing out into his ever-loving mouth.

"OH, TORIEL, HOW UTTERLY ASHAMED I AM TO BE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW..." Asriel moaned as he lovingly worshipped Toriel's feet and gave himself a glorious footjob with them, which he then ended up using as an additional means of cumming directly into her vagina.

"BUT OH, MAN, I JUST CAN'T STOP...SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE ME...SAVE ME FROM MYSELF!" Asriel cried and screamed as he licked his lips and began...AHEM...eating Toriel out, so to speak.

"Um, EXCUSE me? Asriel, why...why is your tongue penetrating my birth canal right now?" Toriel asked Asriel in the exact same adorably polite way she always did, causing Asriel to literally faint head-over-heels onto the floor and pass out from sheer embarrassment.
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"OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DO-HO-HO-HONNNE?!" Lammy wailed and wept devastatedly with her head still buried deeply into her hands, too disgusted and ashamed of herself to even look at what had just done to her poor girlfriend; meanwhile, there Parappa was, deep inside her central nervous system, masturbating just as loudly and passionately as ever...and also crying more loudly and passionately than he could ever remember himself doing at any other point in his life, so if anything, at least he was actually doing SOMETHING right this time around...RIGHT?

"Aw, don't worry, sweetie, it'll be okay, IT'LL BE OKAY!" Paul and Fleaswallow ran over to Lammy and began lovingly cuddling her in an attempt to comfort her; surely enough, before they even knew it, they themselves were also on their knees with their heads in their hands, bawling their eyes out in sheer sympathy for not only Lammy's plight but also what had just happened to Katy.

"SHUT UP, you two aren't even freaking certified members of our rock band! You have absolutely NO IDEA how I feel right now! I can literally, tangibly FEEL my emotions tearing and ripping me apart from the inside out until I'm nothing but a miserable, pathetic little pile of paper shreds!" Lammy cried, beating herself over the head with the blunt end of the axe before finally pointing the sharp end of said axe directly at her own pretty little forehead, closing her eyes and whispering "GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD" as she reluctantly began counting down to suicide.

"5...4...3...2...1..." Lammy whispered hopelessly to herself, tears trickling down her face all the while as her nervously and regretfully trembling, tightly clenched, white-knuckled and blood-soaked hands reluctantly began zeroing in for the kill as she whispered "GOODBYE" one last time.

"OH, NO YOU DON'T! NOT BEFORE WE GET THAT OTHER FUCKING PARASITE OUT OF YOUR HEAD, THAT IS!" Paul suddenly laughed uproariously, tackling Lammy right over onto the ground while Fleaswallow nervously confiscated her axe and dutifully tossed it aside.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, AFTER THE FLOOR-AND-CEILING CHAINS HAD BEEN SET UP...

"Oh, how I yearn for death's sweet, FLEETING embrace..." Lammy once again moaned internally to herself as Fleaswallow stood in front of her and lovingly admired her hotly outstretched naked body (with the arms chained to the ceiling and the legs chained to the floor, of course), putting his hand way down his pants and fapping intensely while Paul climbed up onto a great big stool right behind her and looked down intently at the top of her pretty little head.

"Alright, let's see here, how's that little noggin of yours doing..." Paul whispered into (and playfully, teasingly licked the inside of) Lammy's ear, standing atop his magically extendable stool and cartoonishly flipping the top of her head wide open using an inexplicably-suddenly appearing set of creaky old hinges on the back, revealing her surprisingly (physically) unharmed and completely undamaged brain while the poor girl trembled audibly in fear, her rusty bondage chains shaking and rattling as she desperately prayed to God that Paul knew what he was doing (which of course, she already knew quite well that he REALLY freaking didn't in this case).

"Hmm...well, technically, I'm actually not a surgeon at all...really more of a LUMBERJACK if I do say so myself...but gee, I sure do wonder if THIS'LL do the trick?!" Paul laughed maniacally, pulling out his chainsaw and revving it up as he ominously lowered it down closer and closer to Lammy's poor, poor brain...and closer...and closer...and even closer still...and even more closerer...and-

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN, STOP IT ALREADY! YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING KILL HER FOR SHIT'S SAKE!" Fleaswallow yelled furiously at Paul, lunging straight into him, pushing him right off of his stool and confiscating (and turning off) his chainsaw before finally standing in front of him, crossing his arms over his chest and glaring disappointedly with a piercingly stern look in his eyes.

"HUH? I'M STILL ALIVE! OH, THANK THE FUCKING HEAVENS!" Lammy laughed and sobbed dementedly, reopening her tightly-squinted-shut eyes and sniffling regretfully while Parappa audibly went "PHEW" and wiped the obligatory fear-induced sweat from his forehead.

"Paul, for crying out loud, man, there's seriously NO WAY that you could actually legitimately be this fucking stupid, COULD THERE?!" Fleaswallow threw his hands up in the air exasperatedly, rolled his eyes irritatedly and yelled frustratedly at Paul, shaking him violently by the shoulders.

"I THOUGHT BRAINS WERE PINK?" Paul dizzily, dopily slurred to himself, despite the fact that Lammy's brain in the story so far actually HAD been pink...rather profoundly bright pink, at that.

"Paul, for fuck's SAKE, dude, SERIOUSLY, haven't you EVER watched or played one of those cheesy old zombie movies or video games where people, exaggeratedly bloodily and gorily, might I add, literally SHRED zombies' brains out with chainsaws?! Well, get this, EINSTEIN; you almost did THAT to LAMMY!" Fleaswallow yelled furiously at Paul, slapping him across the face.

"Say...speaking of stereotypically manly, macho and masculine stuff, how's about we go and OBJECTIFY WOMEN some more? What do you say, pal, what do you say?" Paul asked Fleaswallow with a sly wink, pointing over at Lammy's naked, chained-up and incredibly sexy little body with his thumb while Fleaswallow excitedly winked back and shot him a thumbs-up.

ONE MORE STOOL FOR FLEASWALLOW LATER...

"MMM...oh, dear sweet Mother TERESA, they taste so freaking delicious..." Paul and Fleaswallow both moaned in unison as they playfully, lovingly licked Lammy's tantalizingly gorgeous bare soles from top to bottom and sucked her dainty, sexy little toes (again, like lollipops), causing her to giggle and blush adorably.

"OH YEAH, NOW THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS EXACTLY WHAT WE'VE BEEN FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ALL ALONG...YOU DAMNED BETTER BELIEVE IT, BITCH..." Paul and Fleaswallow moaned as they climbed atop their magically extendable stools and began taking turns violently and forcefully thrusting, shoving and pounding each other's penises into Lammy's wondrously tight pussy, collectively filling it to the brim with their creamy, gooey, ever-so-delightfully-sticky seminal love.

"Ah yes, ass and titties...by definition, the absolute best parts of any woman besides the feet and vagina..." Paul and Fleaswallow moaned like a pair of stereotypical gay twins (despite the fact that they were clearly talking about women) as the former began vengefully ramming his penis straight up Lammy's pretty little asshole while the latter began lovingly sucking her teats.

"And finally, here we have it, the absolute sexiest part of the body...the one that all of this poor girl's knowledge stems directly from, man...you ready, bro?" Fleaswallow asked Paul curiously as the two of them looked straight down upon Lammy's adorably spongy and squishy little brain, lowering their stools until said brain was perfectly at dick-level with their crotches while the poor girl began violently shaking and trembling just as helplessly as ever in absolute terror.

"Well, you know what they say; her guitar is in her fucking MINNND! Ain't that right, you little slut? Well, GUESS WHAT, looks like MINE is also going to be lodged pretty fucking deep in there in just a second or two here! How do you feel about THAT knowledge, HMM?" Paul playfully teased Lammy as he and Fleaswallow eagerly began taking turns forcefully thrusting their firmly erect, sperm-dripping penises into the respective left and right hemispheres of Lammy's brain, hoping that their actions would eventually freak Parappa out JUST enough to where they would finally be able to flush the little bastard out. Sure enough, as fate would have it, they were actually right after all.

"ALRIGHT, NO! JUST NO! FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M OUT!" Parappa screamed in both horror and profound disgust, abandoning Lammy's central nervous ship and running for his sad, pathetic and miserable joke of a life as Paul's and Fleaswallow's freakishly gargantuan schlongs came bursting right in through the poor girl's already-aching-and-mildly-bleeding outer brain tissue!

"OH DEAR, HERE IT COMES...HERE IT CUMS...HERE IT- NYAHHHHHHHHH!" Paul and Fleaswallow flailed their arms about like chickens and shrieked at the tops of their lungs in agonizing pain as their phallic volcanoes collectively erupted a whole pint's worth of semen into Lammy's central nervous network, electrocuting them into cartoonish living crisps!

"WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN." Parappa whispered unfeelingly to himself, scarred quite literally for life as he hurriedly climbed his way right back up the entrance/exit ladder to and from Lammy's brain, opened up the secret hatch and climbed all the way back up onto the very tip-top of her knowledge sponge yet again, hopping up and down to signal that he was, in fact, still alive.

"Well, look what we have here; a little BRAT, all dressed up for Lammy's sadistically vengeful amusement! AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BRO?" Paul chuckled maliciously as he grabbed the meekly squirming, ant-sized Parappa with his powerful manly hands and reluctantly set him down onto the floor while Fleaswallow politely closed Lammy's head and gave it a reassuring pat.

"Go ahead, Lammy, do whatever you want with him; I really hate having to say this, man, but it looks like OUR work here is finally done, so GOOD-BYE!" Fleaswallow undid Lammy's chains and regretfully waved goodbye to her, burying his hands and sobbing gently while Paul wrapped his big, burly around the poor mentally traumatized frog to comfort him while the two of them humiliatedly redressed themselves and walked nonchalantly out the main entrance door of the auditorium together without saying another word, leaving only two people still in the room (two very deeply and closely related people, to be exact): Parappa T Rapper and Lammy T Lamb!

"YOU...JUST...YOU...do you have ANY, I repeat, ANY(!) idea how fucking furious and disgusted I am with you right now?" Lammy sneered lividly at Parappa, shaking violently with rage, biting her lip so hard that it actually began to bleed, twitching her eyelids, and clenching her fists so tightly that her knuckles turned snow-white, with red-hot steam gently pouring from her ears as her face suddenly broke out into one of the most horrifying slasher smiles that Parappa had ever seen.

"Umm...l-look, it really wasn't my fault that Katy died, okay? Memoryhead was the one that went all deciding to throw that sick, twisted, fucked-in-the-head puppet show!" Parappa wet himself in terror at Lammy's (seemingly) intimidatingly colossal size, pulled out a megaphone from his pocket and stammered nervously in a truly desperate attempt to justify himself.

"Never even MIND that; for fuck's sake, this IS a freaking kids' game after all! Trust me, be it by cloning or some sort of weird black-magic ritual or some shit, the writers WILL come up with a way to bring her back eventually! In fact, that's actually REALLY not what I'm mad at you for at all, believe it or not!" Lammy sighed and explained regretfully, shrugging her shoulders and blushing meekly.

"Well then, pray do tell, what ARE you so angry at me for?" Parappa asked Lammy curiously, despite already knowing the answer very well from both his own personal experience and hers.

"Going inside my fucking BRAIN and single-handedly reducing me from one of the world's most widely renowned and respected female rockstars into a goddamned helplessly objectified sex slave that takes orders from fucking douchenozzles like Paul and Fleaswallow, you fucking overrated little SHORTY SHITSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER THAT HASN'T DONE SHIT IN HIS ENTIRE GODDAMNED LIFE WITHOUT ASSISTANCE FROM OTHER CONSIDERABLY MORE TALENTED FUCKING PEOPLE, YOU!" Lammy ranted furiously at Parappa as she violently lost her temper and began chasing frantically after him, causing the entire stage to shake as if it had been struck by an earthquake (at least from Parappa's perspective) with every single footfall she made, with the poor pup running and screaming for his life all the while.

"HA! GOT YOU NOW, YOU FUCKING DESPICABLE LITTLE PEST!" Lammy spat disgustedly at Parappa as she finally backed the poor little thing right up against the side wall of the stage, leaving him with (realistically) nowhere else left to run as she lifted her massive(ly sexy) right foot way up into the air (wiggling her dainty, sweat-dripping little toes teasingly at him in the process) and readied herself to squash the nasty runt like the annoying little shit he was...when suddenly, the poor kid began very sincerely bawling and blubbering his adorable little eyes out!

"Oh, come on, I just wanted to be able to relive what I had seen in all of those legendarily fucked-up Undertale fanfics that also revolved around basically the exact same SUBJE-HE-HE-HECT! And also see what the inside of your clinically insane, severely drug-damaged shitheap of a brain really looked like! Is that really too much to A-HA-HA-HASK?!" Parappa got down on all fours like a begging puppy dog, wagged his tail and began bawling and blubbering like a baby in a surprisingly effective attempt to garner sympathy from his royally pissed-off rape victim and (again, SUPPOSEDLY) dearly beloved big stepsister Lammy, making her even more disgusted as a result.

"You know what? Personally, I think I'VE got a FAR more interesting question for YOU, my dear...you see these sweaty, nasty, dirty, slobbery, disgusting little feet of mine?" Lammy asked Parappa intently, pointing her feet straight up on the floor, pressing them together into the classic footjob position, rubbing lotion all over the soles and then smoothly rubbing them together as she teasingly beckoned the poor thing to them with her fingers.

"Umm...y-yes?" Parappa gulped nervously, his knees quivering and buckling in cowardice as he closed his eyes, concentrated as hard as he possibly could, and used his power of believing in himself to amplify his voice just enough to where Lammy could still hear him (which was still A LOT, by the way).

"GET TO WORK ON THEM RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW, YOU LITTLE SHIT." Lammy commanded him dominantly, cackling mischievously and smugly reapplying her rosy-red nail polish onto her toenails before finally grabbing Parappa and forcefully sandwiching him in-between her majestic soles.

"SAY YOU'RE SORRY!" Lammy angrily commanded Parappa as she rolled him back and forth in her arches like a little ball of dough, causing him to accumulate all kinds of disgusting, revolting filth all over his naked body (as if he hadn't already done that SEVERAL times before, hint hint) as his nose shriveled up and bled (with his eyes also watering) from how utterly gross Lammy's feet smelled.

"I'm sorry!" Parappa whined desperately as Lammy planted her gorgeous feet flat onto the floor and began using them to roll him against the floor like a rolling pin, giving him vastly more of a boner than he had ever bargained for as he reluctantly (yet eagerly) began crawling underneath her feet like the dirty little insect he quite literally was at the moment and licking them from top to bottom.

"I DIDN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU! SAY IT LOUDER!" Lammy furiously commanded Parappa, digging her stinky little toes forcefully into Parappa's face as he began slavishly licking and eating the toejam right out from in-between them, realizing how much he clearly totally deserved such horrendously abusive treatment from the poor girl after what he had just done to her.

"I'M SAR-HAR-HARREEEE, OKAY? I'M FUCKING SORRY!" Parappa cried and wailed, covering his own eyes with his hands in agonizing horror and humiliation as Lammy took his entire body and shoved it forcefully into her semen-flooded, spunk-dripping cum dumpster of a vagina!

"GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG!" Parappa choked and coughed, nearly drowning from the sheer amount of gooey, sticky sperm that was currently clogging up the inside of Lammy's suffocation-inducingly tight pussy as he desperately crawled his way out for dear life!

"Look, I'm freaking SORRY, okay?" Parappa choked, sputtered and coughed, plopping right out of Lammy's vagina and onto the floor in a nice big slime-puddle and spitting out copious amounts of cum onto the floor while Lammy laughed her ever-loving and firmly-toned ass off at him.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9844919

"You're going to be at GODZILLA SIZE, rampaging destructively through your very own beloved hometown where you grew up!" Flowey laughed sadistically, flying Alphys over into the CORE (which, for unexplained reasons, was somehow nuke-proof) and leading her through into New Home yet again, where she immediately flew straight into the surrounding city and gazed in stupefied, awe-stricken wonderment at all of the incredibly massive buildings surrounding her.

"Wow, everything here is so amazingly colossal and HUGE! I feel so incredibly SMALL right now, and by that I mean even MORE so than I already AM!" Alphys gasped in amazement as she ecstatically glanced around at all of the wonderfully, meticulously crafted buildings and skyscrapers surrounding her while the military ordered a preemptive strike on her.

"Yeah, don't get used to that feeling, pal, because personally, I think it's about high-time that you finally GREW UP once and for all!" Flowey chuckled as he reached into Alphys' pituitary gland and twisted it forcefully with his vines, causing the poor girl to suddenly grow to gargantuan Godzilla size as she fearfully looked down at all of the now-incredibly-small-and-fragile buildings surrounding her, very few of which were even that much taller than she was!

"Oh, god, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that, oh, pardon me, excuse me, OH DEAR!" Alphys stammered and cried sympathetically as she clumsily stumbled through the city and accidentally crushed every vehicle and building and unfortunate civilian in her path, covering her mouth with her hands and fidgeting about as her face turned red with public shame and embarrassment while army tanks and helicopters attacked her from all directions.

"For God's sake, just STOP IT!" Alphys screamed in a fit of sadness-induced rage, shattering every glass window around her as she grabbed the two helicopters that were currently buzzing around her (in an attempt to sneak secret agents into her ears while she wasn't looking so that they could hopefully reach her brain and perhaps even non-lethally eliminate the source of the problem, of course), slammed them into each other (after giving the passengers ample time to jump out and deploy their parachutes, of course), then threw them straight into the battalion of tanks that was currently attacking her legs from the front, blowing all of them up in one fell sweep as she then immediately swung around on her heels and stomped the tanks behind her like the pitiful little ants that they obviously were to her at her utterly humongous new size.

"Alphys, what did I tell you about trying to gratuitously DISOBEY my freaking ORDERS?!" Flowey yelled angrily at Alphys, tightening his grip around her brain until it nearly hit its bursting point yet again as she doubled over onto her knees, clutched her head and shrieked in agonizing pain, shattering just about every single window around her yet again while everyone witnessing the poor girl's horrific plight began to feel extremely guilty and profoundly sorry for her.

"EVERYBODY, PLEASE STOP IT, PLEASE, JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" Alphys screamed and cried miserably as she charged through the street and flailed her arms about wildly, becoming more and more humiliatingly self-conscious with each building, car and military vehicle she destroyed as Giant Mettaton EX suddenly leapt onto the scene!

"Fancy MEETING you here, LIZARD NERD!" Mettaton laughed and grinned smugly at Alphys as he leaned back and swung his fist right into her face so hard that it sent her flying all the way through the nearby Underworld Trade Center and into a nearby cesspool while the local military governors ordered their troops to cease firing on her and (as she had said) just leave her alone.

"I sure hope you've been RARING for a FIGHT, darling!" Mettaton jeered douchily at the poor girl as she got up and raised her trembling, quivering fists reluctantly at him. "LET'S DANCE!"

"Sorry, pal, but I've got PLACES to go, so maybe LATER!" Alflowey laughed as he leapt into the air and roundhouse-kicked Mettaton's head off so hard that he sent it flying all the way into the nearby Statue Of Leprosy, where it rather crudely replaced Toriel's head as the new face of the Underground!

"Oh god, Mettaton, I'm so SORRY..." Alphys sniffled as she involuntarily grabbed a stick of weapons-grade stick of dynamite, lit the fuse and then forcefully shoved it into Mettaton's neckhole, blowing him to smithereens, destroying massive parts of numerous buildings from the sheer amount of debris in the blast, and bursting the poor girl's eardrums into pieces!

"NYAAAAAAAAH!" Alphys screamed and clutched her ears in dreadful agony, kneeling down onto her hands and knees and sobbing gently while Undyne ran up her tail and climbed all the way up her back until she finally reached the poor, sad weeaboo lizard girl's right shoulder!

"Alphys, snap out of it, PLEASE! For the love of Lord Neptune himself, I've known you ever since I was a freaking KINDERGARTENER, and I KNOW that you're better than this! Here, let me HELP you! That's what friends are for, RIGHT?!" Undyne begged Alphys desperately, glaring intently at her right earhole as she yelled directly into it through a megaphone.

"YOU AND ALL OF MY OTHER STUPID FRIENDS CAN GO TO HELL AND NEVER COME BACK!" Alflowey laughed maniacally as he grabbed Undyne off of his shoulder with his left hand and shoved the poor, angry fish warrior right up his ravenous, gaping, colossally massive ass!

"That fucking BITCH!" Undyne roared in a fit of rage as she frantically scampered her way through Alphys' twisting, winding, almost mazelike intestinal tract, sticking her tongue out and turning green around the gills in disgust as she dug her way through quite a bit of literal shit with her bare hands.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TAKING ME NOW?!" Alphys screamed angrily at Flowey as the psychotic son-of-a-bitch led her through countless MORE delicious buildings to destroy.

"Why, your good old PARENTS' house, of course!" Flowey laughed sadistically, popping out of Alphys' left nostril and drinking her cold, salty tears as Undyne made her way into the adorably unaware lizard girl's stomach, with spear in hand and flaring anger in her nostrils!

"You know, Alphys, I really hate having to do this, but YOU...why, I'm afraid YOU'VE simply left me with no other CHOICE, I'm so goddamned furious now!" Undyne growled angrily, gritting her teeth and roaring in frustration as she activated the jetpack function on her phone, flew up into the air, and reached into her interdimensional box in search of something that would work.

"PERFECT!" Undyne cackled mischievously as she pulled out incredibly large containers of hot sauce and Raisin Bran and poured them wastefully into her peacefully bubbling stomach acid, causing it to wildly slosh around and churn about even more violently than before as a result!

"OH, SWEET JESUS, NOT MY STOMACH, TOO!" Alphys cried and screamed in agony, doubling over onto her knees yet again and clutching her chest while Undyne flew straight up her throat, came right out her mouth while she was busy yelling in pain, then finally took advantage of the new distraction that she had stirred up for Flowey and made a beeline directly for his new victim's left ear, shrinking herself a bit with her phone so that she would be able to fit inside.

"Please don't pick your ears, PLEASE DON'T PICK YOUR EARS!" Undyne begged Alphys desperately with all of her heart (despite the fact that the poor girl obviously could no longer even hear her in the first place) as she urgently sprinted her way through the (again) adorably unaware lizard nerd's disgustingly slimy, glistening and wax-ridden ear canal until she finally reached the thing that she had REALLY been needing to get to all this time...Alphys' brain!

PART 6

"That's it, I've freaking HAD it! It's about TIME I finally made this sick fuck PAY for his absolutely goddamned ATROCIOUS tomfoolery, once and for ALL!" Undyne seethed with rage as she climbed her way up onto the very top of Alphys' severely tormented brain, brandishing her spear ominously and vigorously slashing quite a few of Flowey's vines in twain along the way...only for them to then almost immediately regenerate themselves.

"GAAAAH!" Alphys yelped in pain as Undyne accidentally cut several of her external nerve endings with her fierce slashes. "Undyne, for fuck's sake, PLEASE be more GENTLE in there!"

"GERONIMO!" Undyne laughed as she dived literally right into Alphys' brain yet again!

"Good GOD, just ONE of these two has already been quite easily enough to give me a SPLITTING headache, let alone BOTH of them!" Alphys winced in pain as Undyne pierced right through the outer surface of her brain and conveniently landed right in the control room!

"Oh, GREETINGS, my fishy PAL!" Flowey swung around in his chair and jeered sarcastically at Undyne. "You know, I WAS just about to make Alphys stomp on her own beloved parents, but I wouldn't mind beating the shit out of YOU either, if THAT'S what you so desire!" Flowey laughed, his complex and deeply rooted network of brainwashing vines shaking like a bowl full of jelly.

"How SO, may I ask?" Undyne asked him cockily, heading straight for his vines and slashing away endlessly at them (despite the fact that they would never die permanently as long as their main source was still alive) while Alphys screamed and cried in both physical and mental pain.

"Oh, I'm afraid you might find the results rather SHOCKING, my dear!" Flowey laughed as he fiercely ejaculated about a gallon of concentrated plant-sperm into Alphys' brain, frying him into a living crisp and frying Undyne into a literal fishstick from the massive electric discharge!

"NOTHING STRANGE GOING ON IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW, NO SIR-EEE, LA LA LA LA LA LAA LA..." Alphys sang, her eyes crossed awkwardly and her tongue hanging out absentmindedly as she dizzily stumbled about, unknowingly crushing god-knows-how-many buildings, vehicles and innocent civilians beneath her as her parents got into an emergency helicopter at a nearby hospital a few miles away and began urgently approaching her in hopes of consoling her.

"Oh, ALPHYS, look what I found in your EAR!" Flowey playfully teased Alphys, extending one of his many vines out from her left ear and waving a crispy brown fishstick that was suspiciously shaped like Undyne (which he had magically enlarged to what someone of her current size would consider normal size for fishsticks) to Alphys, who was so incredibly hungry and had clearly suffered so much recent brain damage that she immediately ate it without even a second thought!

"Guess who it WAS?" Flowey teased her, snickering maliciously and replacing Alphys' sense of hearing with a very evenly divided portion of his own as she became literally frozen in place with shock, the pupils of her eyes narrowing into nearly microscopic dots as she stood there hopelessly, drumming her fingers together as she tried to speak but literally couldn't.

"U-UNDYNE?!" Alphys meekly stammered in absolute horror and devastation, feeling deeply sick to her stomach and wanting to throw up as she immediately realized, right then and there, that she had just eaten the preciously eternal love of her life and would never be able to get her back!

"WHY, FLOWEY?! JUST WHY?! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO HEARTLESSLY CRUEL TO ME?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?! WHY MUST YOU TAKE MY ONLY TRUE LOVER AWAY FROM ME, ESPECIALLY IN SUCH AN ABYSMALLY DICKISH MANNER?! WHAT IN THE HELL DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!" Alphys screamed and cried hopelessly as she collapsed forward face-down onto the ground, buried her head in her arms and literally cried an actively flowing river into the nearby storm drains of the street while her parents watched her and cried with her.

"You fucking turned me into THIS, that's what!" Flowey sneered as he viciously squeezed Alphys' brain with his vines, causing her to loudly wail and whimper and moan in agony.

"WHAT?! Is that REALLY what this whole accursed, wretched, goddamned thing was actually about ALL this freaking TIME?!" Alphys shrieked in furious anger, balling her hands into fists so tightly that blood began leaking from her palms and seeping through the gaps in his fingers.

"Eh, what can I say? Being a flower SUCKS, you know!" Flowey chuckled as he stood Alphys back up onto her feet and turned her directly toward her parents' nearby helicopter as Mom and Dad waved welcomingly to her and called out for her to try and get her undivided attention.

"Now say hi to your PARENTS for me; after all, you're DAMNED lucky you even still HAVE them in the FIRST goddamned place!" Flowey laughed dementedly as Alphys waved back to her parents.

"Alphys, for pete's sake, you've grown so bloody MUCH since the last time we saw you!" Alphys' dad chuckled while his wife giggled merrily at his incredibly obvious joke; meanwhile, Alphys just rolled her eyes and facepalmed herself in utter disappointment at how little THEY had grown up.

"Dear lord, we've missed you so much, and we also feel almost INCALCULABLY bad for you right now! Well, horrifying puppeteer parasites controlling your brain or not, we wish you a happy birthday with a hug and a kiss and a big sugary cake to you!" Alphys' mom giggled and blushed as she pulled out a nice big birthday cake she had recently bought from the local supermarket and proudly displayed it to her while Alphys just shrugged and sighed awkwardly.

"MOM, for crying out loud, you already KNOW very well that I'm clearly WAY too big for any of those things!" Alphys groaned irritatedly while her parents giggled and snorted in response.

"If you're HAPPY and you know it, clap your HANDS!" Alphys' mom and dad sang merrily to her (yes, despite practically the entire New-York-sized city that they lived in being completely torn apart all around them) as Flowey made her outstretch her arms in the general direction of the helicopter and face both of her palms directly toward the vehicle itself in clapping position!

"Oh, don't you fucking DARE!" Alphys sneered and hissed lividly at Flowey.

"WHY NOT?!" Alflowey laughed maniacally as he clapped his hands together as hard as he could, squashing the entire vehicle as well as everyone in it into a horribly disfigured pancake!

"OH...OH...OH, GOD...M-MOMMY? D-DADDY? WHAT HAVE I DONE...W-WHAT...W-WHAT HAVE I FUCKING DONE?!" Alphys sobbed and stammered to herself, sitting down cross-legged and looking at her palms in absolute horror and dread as numerous tiny yet emotionally gigantic droplets of blood (as well as crumpled, mangled pieces of the helicopter itself) dripped and sifted through her fingers.

"GWAAAAAAAAH!" Alphys screamed in disgust as she defiantly squeezed her eyes shut in utter disbelief at what she had just done and flailed her arms around frantically in a fit of panic (sending pieces of the helicopter flying everywhere) then buried her head in her hands and sobbed emptily while Flowey popped out from her nose and began drinking her tears with glee.

"I just recently killed MY parents and you don't see ME whining about it, you silly little BITCH!" Flowey laughed heartlessly at her as he retracted himself back into her head and shrugged.

"Sweet heavens, I'm such an utterly despicable person...please just press whatever big red self-destruct button I've got hidden up in there and just kill me right now...I'm nothing but a worthless protoplasm that clearly does not even deserve to live, let alone work as the Royal Scientist..." Alphys curled up into a ball and cried deeply while Flowey let out a very familiar whistle.

"Wait a minute...WHAT WAS THAT SOUND...OH...OH, DEAR GOD, YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" Alphys gasped and stammed, whimpering with helpless fright as Flowey's fellow Amalgamates came climbing straight up her body and seeped their way into her head through various orifices (left ear for Endogeny, right ear for Lemon Bread, right nostril for Snowy, left nostril for Reaper Bird, and last but not least, eye sockets for Memoryhead), where they immediately began devouring her poor brain from the inside out while she screamed at the top of her lungs and clutched her head in agony.

"NO, PLEASE STOP! STOP! STOOOOPPPPP!" Alphys shrieked in horror as the blood from her brain began pouring out in massive waterfalls through her nose, ears and eyes until Flowey and his fellow Amalgamates had finally eaten her brain all the way down to its withered stem, at which point the poor abominably tortured soul twirled around on her tiptoes and collapsed dead onto the ground, accidentally crushing her parents' adorable little two-story house into dust.

"Well, THAT was certainly something!" Asriel laughed maniacally, rolling on the floor and laughing hysterically and pulling on his own tongue like an absolute lunatic as the police made their way in, handcuffed him and forcefully sent him directly off to maximum-security prison, where he then ended up spending literally the rest of his entire life in solitary confinement.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8329333
 
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