Horrors of Dating Sites

[Frank Rizzo]

Man honestly I feel like I can understand where she's coming from, like its good to know what you want, right? But holy shit she'd better be beyond gorgeous with an attitude like that, because the instant she opens her mouth she's going to turn away tons of people.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/thebookslut/photos

 

[The I Scream Man]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/thebookslut/photos

She's going to be very lonely.

 

[D.Angus]

She's going to be very lonely.

Maybe she'll become some sort of Posion Ivy with Cacti? It'd match her personality..

 

[Golly]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/thebookslut/photos

What's the point of putting "slut" in your username if you feel like you need to go through tremendous lengths to say that you want no sexual messages of any kind?

EDIT: Or even bother answering the sex questions if you're going to get results that conflict with your wishes?

Or the questions that reveal that maybe you aren't as different as you want to portray yourself as?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

What's the point of putting "slut" in your username if you feel like you need to go through tremendous lengths to say that you want no sexual messages of any kind?

EDIT: Or even bother answering the sex questions if you're going to get results that conflict with your wishes?
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Or the questions that reveal that maybe you aren't as different as you want to portray yourself as?
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part of me feels like this *may* be a ruse cruise.

especially when it comes to her "Don't be a _____________" section.

 

[Feculent Emesis]

Here are a few of the more notable profiles I found when I was using OKCupid. I wish I had saved the profile pictures of numbers two and three, they looked exactly like you'd expect.

Spoiler: Tryhard

Spoiler: Generic Tumblrina

Spoiler: Edgelord

 

[Ruin]

Power leveling below.

The worst one I ever received was your typical euphoric neckbeard with a fedora and his message was something like this. "Greetings young lady I am a connoisseur of fine dick girls and your exquisite profile his piqued my interest." Eww.

 

[Remilia]

Here are a few of the more notable profiles I found when I was using OKCupid. I wish I had saved the profile pictures of numbers two and three, they looked exactly like you'd expect.

Spoiler: Tryhard

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Spoiler: Generic Tumblrina

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Spoiler: Edgelord

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oh god that teeth brushing question

 

[supdup]

Text Wall

Basically, she wants someone with no personality and no opinions. I blank slate with a dick, if you will.

 

[Yaoi Huntress Earth]

Get a Dildo. Both you and anyone interested in you, because both of you need to get fucked.

Grow up.. You're 34 and you're acting like a goddamn 20 year old.

This woman just seems to have "bitch" written on her forehead.

 

[Meowthkip]

The absolute, fucking delight that is me.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Yeah I can't believe she's single, you'd think she'd have to be in witness protection to escape all the suitors.

I almost want to message her to see if there's any sanity at all beneath the cloud layer.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

So, apparently, Bookslut has a tumblr. In fact, she has two tumblrs

One is the usual tumblr junk

the other one.....ho boy:

http://whoresweetwhore.tumblr.com/

 

[The I Scream Man]

So, apparently, Bookslut has a tumblr. In fact, she has two tumblrs

One is the usual tumblr junk

the other one.....ho boy:

http://whoresweetwhore.tumblr.com/

896 pages. Of nothing but reblogs from camwhores and her fervent desire to be dominated.

What are the odds that what she really wants is some guy to message her and say "I didn't read any of that shit, but my cock is huge and I'm coming over."

 

[Frank Rizzo]

896 pages. Of nothing but reblogs from camwhores and her fervent desire to be dominated.

What are the odds that what she really wants is some guy to message her and say "I didn't read any of that shit, but my cock is huge and I'm coming over."

It just seems like.....quite a shift from her okcupid profile.

"HEY, THIS IS MY HUGE LIST OF DON'T DO'S IN ORDER TO DATE ME!"

"So, like, I'll record some fetish videos if you pay me money..."

 

[Feculent Emesis]

Wall of Text

I love how she says "don't be anti-Semitic or Islamophobic", then goes on to specify that being Christian is a dealbreaker.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I love how she says "don't be anti-Semitic or Islamophobic", then goes on to specify that being Christian is a dealbreaker.

As someone mentioned above, it seems like she's just looking for a yes man to date. Basically, someone who just agrees with everything she stands for without having an opinion of their own.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Spoiler: Generic Tumblrina

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The generic tumblrina says that homonormative people ought not to message her but she claims to be pomosexual (sic) which I assume to be homosexual
so doesn't that mean that she is homonormative because nobody can disagree with her on anything

 

[Meowthkip]

The generic tumblrina says that homonormative people ought not to message her but she claims to be pomosexual (sic) which I assume to be homosexual
so doesn't that mean that she is homonormative because nobody can disagree with her on anything

Maybe she likes to stick bottles of POM up her butt.

 

[Lunete]

Long winded profile lady

I found the perfect match for them:

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