Horrors of Dating Sites

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autisticdragonkin

Eric Borsheim
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I found the perfect match for them:

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Horseshoe theory makes it very difficult for me to figure out whether that is an SJW or an MRA
 

Too Many Crooks

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I found the perfect match for them:

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Good God almighty! This person sounds utterly insufferable! Here's hoping he or she will be forever alone. Because... ugh, reading the profile alone was painful.

Threads like this is why I'm reluctant to start dating. I'm afraid that I'll run into a narcissistic "speshul snowflake" douchebag.
Or worse, they might think I'm that way.

I like horror stories, but I hate dating/relationship horror stories!
 
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I'm afraid that I'll run into a narcissistic "speshul snowflake" douchebag.

If you run into one, turn around and walk away. They're not exactly hard to spot.

Or worse, they might think I'm that way.

Nobody can walk down the street without being judged in ignorance by others and then hated for that ignorant judgement. There are billions of people in the world and the vast majority of them will never have any significance to your life whatsoever. Why care what they think?

I wish you the very best, friend. I don't want your soul to hurt.
 

AnimuGinger

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Jesus Christ my sort of mother in law is getting catfished and is too stupid to realize it with people telling her.

More to follow.

edit, now with the whole story.

So she's this lonely women who belongs to a denomination of Christianity that might as well not exist. And she's amazingly naive. She met this guy named "Peter" on Christian Mingle. He's a Hispanic Baptist who works as a petroleum engineer. His English is terrible, and his accent is thick. No problem, right?

He supposedly grew up in Cleveland, and went to college there, getting his petroleum engineering degree from a school that doesn't offer any engineering. He claims to have his own company that he subcontracts out through.

A quick Facebook search reveals that he shares 90% of his information with a person who has the same exact name, but a different picture. Reverse image search of a "crew he worked with" ends up being Filipino ship workers. Not oil rig workers.

It took him refusing to get on Skype for her to finally accept it was fake. After he had said he was in love with her after 2 days, and that he wanted to retire by the end of the year, move up here and buy a house, and get married by April.

This all happened in 15 days. It was all so painfully obvious from the start, with the terrible copy-pasted Christian love letters, his refusal to get on the phone, lack of any personal details, etc.

Jesus Christ she's stupid.
 
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Krieger

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I found the perfect match for them:

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Considering this is what she figured to mention, I can't help but think. Somewhere out there is someone who fits her litany of bullshit down to a T - and she'll never find him because he doesn't have Internet access. Or realized this was the only person he appealed to and became a monk to repent.
 

Too Many Crooks

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She's actually somewhat attractive if she got a tan.

She's going to be very lonely. :(

Yeah if she changed her fucking personality and gets her head examined.

Good God almighty! This person sounds utterly insufferable! Here's hoping he or she will be forever alone. Because... ugh, reading the profile alone was painful.

Threads like this is why I'm reluctant to start dating. I'm afraid that I'll run into a narcissistic "speshul snowflake" douchebag.
Or worse, they might think I'm that way.

I like horror stories, but I hate dating/relationship horror stories!

Part of me is glad that I never dated. I know I'm not special/ain't shit but I do worry if I met a woman who's more worse than I am.