Horrors of Dating Sites

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Also here's the video of the Voltaire goth. His getup looks kinda cool, if he was, y'know, a character of some kind.

He's not even Voltaire, he says right in the start of the video that he's "Faux-taire." Aurelio Voltaire (or just Voltaire) is a well-known goth singer who does campy goth folk songs, so this dude is basically just doing a music video pretending to be... Voltaire?