Hotel Ricky Ricardo -

[MysticMisty]

Since this is the anniversary for this project I just want to stand up and say that just like with the Giant Penis Comic, Chris has no concept of anything beyond mediocre. That and he can't do anything without plugging himself and his favorite characters into it.

 

[José Mourinho]

Great to see you back!

Anyway, about the Hotel Ricky Ricardo thing, I don't know why anyone would want a room with a Dreamcast with games.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Ah yes, this gem. A classic example of Chris' horrible Spanish skills, also he thinks his artwork is on par with da Vinci and Michelangelo. Lolwut?

 

[CatParty]

yeah doesn't take master card. very modern.

 

[pickleniggo]

I had to look this up on the cwcki. Wtf?
You know what the most obnoxious thing is about Chris' teachers? They never corrected his retarded little idiosyncrasies and allowed him to write "y2k" as the year instead of telling him to write the proper "00" or "2000". It looks fucking stupid - it did then, it does now.

 

[Saney]

...What the hell did I just read? Not only was that bizarre, but I've actually never heard of that particular bit of Christory before tonight. Weird.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I had to look this up on the cwcki. Wtf?
You know what the most obnoxious thing is about Chris' teachers? They never corrected his retarded little idiosyncrasies and allowed him to write "y2k" as the year instead of telling him to write the proper "00" or "2000". It looks fucking stupid - it did then, it does now.

Borb need to be made into the poster children for "Parents who keep teachers from doing their jobs"

 

[Bridechu]

What's weird to me is him sticking "My mother screams at my father when they argue" in the middle of a school project. What the fuck.

 

[BillRiley]

What's weird to me is him sticking "My mother screams at my father when they argue" in the middle of a school project. What the fuck.

An early example of Chris's infamous "Honest Content." He simply doesn't understand what is and isn't appropriate in a social context.

 

[José Mourinho]

Come to think of it, according to Chris, there's a Chao Garden in that hotel.

 

[MysticMisty]

Great to see you back!

Thank you!

...What the hell did I just read? Not only was that bizarre, but I've actually never heard of that particular bit of Christory before tonight. Weird.

I only just heard of this myself, really. I assume the assignment was to advertise your dream hotel...in Spanish! But of course Chris can't comprehend anything that isn't what he wants, and only what he wants. And so we get mediocre hotel rooms...that feature art by the great autistic artist Christian Weston Chandler! And Dreamcast! And Red Skelton hangs around the restaurant telling jokes!

I had to look this up on the cwcki. Wtf?
You know what the most obnoxious thing is about Chris' teachers? They never corrected his retarded little idiosyncrasies and allowed him to write "y2k" as the year instead of telling him to write the proper "00" or "2000". It looks fucking stupid - it did then, it does now.

Borb need to be made into the poster children for "Parents who keep teachers from doing their jobs"

I have to suspect that when his former teachers would have received their list of students for the year they were told specifically that he's special ed, but his parents will sue the ass off the school if their special little snowflake doesn't take real classes and pass them, so they should let him just do whatever the fuck in class as long as he doesn't disturb anybody and give him a B or an A for it.

What's weird to me is him sticking "My mother screams at my father when they argue" in the middle of a school project. What the fuck.

An early example of Chris's infamous "Honest Content." He simply doesn't understand what is and isn't appropriate in a social context.

Perhaps he just overheard an argument and felt compelled to include it? ...Christ, be thankful that he didn't overhear something else. "My mother and my father are engaging in hanky-panky to maybe make me a little brother at last. 8D"

Come to think of it, according to Chris, there's a Chao Garden in that hotel.

Maybe that's the real selling point of his hotel. Besides the fact that it's a hotel by Christian Weston Chandler who is great and awesome, it's a hotel in which the actual Sonic characters stay at for no goddamn reason. Except to pick up chicks, go shopping, and play with Chao.

 

[CWCissey]

If only Chris had a teacher with a bit of backbone...

 

[MysticMisty]

Wouldn't that be the 10th grade English teacher who didn't put up with his bullshit (according to Song of Christian)?

 

[CWCissey]

Wouldn't that be the 10th grade English teacher who didn't put up with his bullshit (according to Song of Christian)?

Ahh yes. I forgot about him.

OK, if only all Chris' teachers had some backbone.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

This is like nothing but 5 star suites made by a 5 year old.

2 double beds (I assume queen size) AND 2 single beds?
Multiple electronics (besides a limited TV)
Restaurant WITH live shows
Tennis courts (For some reason far away from the hotel)

Admittedly my company doesn't send me to the fanciest hotels but damn.

 

[CatParty]

everything he seems to create is a nightmare.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I'd hate to be the devil's advocate, but I really didn't think it was that dumb. Maybe it's because my Spanish class is my favorite class right now and I love reading anything I can understand in the language, but his Spanish really isn't all that bad for a student. Sure, that looks like something he should have written near the end of his FIRST year of Spanish, but he only messes up a few times. Really, the teaching method is good. You're supposed to get the students to write about stuff they're interested in. But yeah, Chris's interests are pretty dull.

If you want to see him mangle Spanish, read the Valentine's Day hymn he translated. Dios mío, it's horrible.

I've taken three semesters of Spanish and I'm thinking of studying Spanish translation, but I'm nowhere near being fluent. Chris thought he was fluent after taking only two years of Spanish, so it shows how delusional he is.

 

[random_pickle]

Come to think of it, according to Chris, there's a Chao Garden in that hotel.

I'd go there just for the Chao. God I miss that feature in Sonic games.

 

[pickleniggo]

everything he seems to create is a nightmare.

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.

 

[Rio]

In the rooms there are paintings made by the best artists: DeVinci [sic], Michalanglo [sic] and C.W. Chandler.

Yes, this is Chris claiming that he's just as good an artist as Davinci...