For people that are claiming that the picture of the camgirl on the first page is her: that isn't her. Look at the tip of their noses, the cheek bones and look up some pictures of Laci's eyes up-close (like in the thumbnail for the bear video on this page); they're all different.
Alison (don't worry about spelling her name wrong, Cracked.com did the same thing in their recent propaganda piece about SJW bullshit, too) sort-of looked attractive in photos several months ago, but the more recent insights into her disgusting life as well as the weight gain and eyebag-revealing photos don't do her any favours.
Is this thread now "choose the most fuckable lolcows on Kiwi Farms"? Because here's my two:
Jenny McDermott - still looks pretty decent with a good body, seems like she would be a lot of fun. (https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2015-11-10_10-6-41-png.57971/)
Elora Snow - looks very pretty, you could easily mistake her for someone who isn't completely insane if you're only looking at her and not talking to her. ()
It goes without saying that you'd have to enter some sort of witness protection program afterwards so that they don't ruin your life with their lunacy, of course.