Hottest Ratking of 2017 - The Big Vote!

[Doc Cassidy]

*Bria has been removed. If you voted her please change your vote K thnx

It's time for voting! I completely forgot about this until
@Feline Darkmage reminded me but better late than never.

Last year I did a Hottest Ratking of the Year contest in hopes that the winner would be so overjoyed by the honor that they’d have sex with me. The winner was Æryn Simpson but when I contacted her on Twitter to deliver the great news she just screeched at me and accused me of murdering her friends. I was disappointed to say the very least because she’s pretty cute.

It’s a new year so it’s time to try it again! Hopefully this time my plan will work out and I’ll finally lose my virginity after 36 long years.

I've selflessly gone through all of the nominees pictures and selected the ones I found most arousing. On to the voting!

Andi Dier

Tim Whitbeck

Antoinette "Tranny Club Tony" Cancelliere

Jake "Secret Gamer Girl" Alley

Zinnia Jones

Eden Belmont

Fire/Buffalo Bill

Chloe Sagal

Doug "Incantatricks" McDonald

Æryn Simpson

If one of our lovely cucks could feature this that would be great, thanks.

 

[AnOminous]

Rat Kings are almost by definition grotesque troons. Going to say Bria again.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I nominate Tony the Tranny Club man.

 

[AJ 447]

What's the point of having a competition, when we all know in our hearts that it's Tim Whitbeck.

 

[AntiphonRhamnousios]

I nominate this lovely lady and sincerely hope that you finally get laid . I think she'd also be losing her virginity, a double event so to say.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Rat Kings are almost by definition grotesque troons. Going to say Bria again.

I nominate Tony the Tranny Club man.

What's the point of having a competition, when we all know in our hearts that it's Tim Whitbeck.

I nominate this lovely lady and sincerely hope that you finally get laid . I think she'd also be losing her virginity, a double event so to say.

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[Yellow Yam Scam]

I nominate this lovely lady and sincerely hope that you finally get laid . I think she'd also be losing her virginity, a double event so to say.

This is no surprise. He's on the third axis of transcendence right now. Jake Alley moves in anti-planar reality (or prime-planar reality, shouts to my qmech nerds who really buy Frisch-Hayes.) While troons like Tim Whitbeck or NekoArc see GamerGate from an x and o perspective, Jake has vision of the omega and delta factors surrounding any given autistic spat.

There's a reason Jake was able to lead Zoe Quinn to being the number 1 ranked Professional Victim. Put simply, Jake is visuospatial jazz. Think of Ornette Coleman or George St. Breux, not Emma Sulkowicz or Crystal Gain Mangum. The dorian stylings of a Eric Dolphy better describe Jake's skillset than a monotone listing-off of conventional whining skills. Tweetstorms? When you're in constant tune with the precise Hz pitch of the keyboard like Alley, English words like "tweetstorms" cannot encapsulate even a fractoid of the scientific and metaphysical majesty of Jake Alley.

 

[Perverted Cat]

Finding a hot ratking is a bit of an oxymoron, but I'll go with Chelsea Manning.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Chloe Segal's my vote, those textwalls~

 

[RWS Watcher]

I nominate Tony Cancelliere for saying that he had a bigger dick than us and that he used it more than us too.

 

[Flustercuck]

I nominate @Doc Cassidy

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Humpty Dumpty for best troon.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sapph...han-simpson-asymbina-asymptotic-binary.36922/

 

[DangerousGas]

Humpty Dumpty for best troon.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sapph...han-simpson-asymbina-asymptotic-binary.36922/

I get the feeling that one may have misconstrued the intent behind being referred to as an 'egg' by someone.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Nah, it's gotta me Timothy 'Chloe otter failure' Whitbeck. Just look at all the setsy porn and cute selfies with varying hairstyles he posts! Surely someone somewhere has to recognise this beautiful lady?

He'd probably love the attention.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Titty Tim Whitbeck, easily. How could anyone say no to this sexy gamer girl?

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Let's give Timmy a W for once in his life.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

I think it has to be the wind beneath my wings, @Buffalo Bill. I mean, is this not the very definition of womanhood?

Spoiler: Don't click if you've just eaten.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

I nominate this lovely lady and sincerely hope that you finally get laid . I think she'd also be losing her virginity, a double event so to say.

I still don't get how a 36 year old winds up looking like that, unless you're Axl Rose burning the candle at both ends. And even he looks younger than that in his fifties.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'd vote for Jake Alley, just to see how he reacts.

 

[JB 236]

Tim all day

followed by Eden just because I want you to get ill.