How are you celebrating Floydsmas - It’s been a year

[Gone Ham]

It’s been a year since Adolf Chauvin brutally murdered saint Floyd. How are you honoring him today

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Not being black.

 

[Reverend]

I'm going to a strip club and supporting black single mothers. Proud children of the Dark Continent in the champagne room.

 

[Epic Fedora Man]

Firing gunshots at the memorial for the lolz.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I plan on savagely beating the shit out of a couple of women before I rape them and finishing up by whipping them with an electrical cord.

Oh wait you said Floydsmas not Kwanzaa...

 

[Frank D'arbo]

 

[Big Ruski]

Dancing with my handy dandy banana of course.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's been a year already?

It's odd. In one way, the start of 2020 feels like just yesterday, like it's still 2020. But in another way, the beginning of 2020 seems so long ago because of this crazy New Normal. So it's as if the George Floyd riots peaceful protests began not too long ago, yet have been going on endlessly.

 

[Fireman Sam]

I for one am celebrating the fact that Floyd has now gone a whole year drug free with a nice glass of wine! What an inspiration!

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Floyd, Floyd
King of the druggies
High as he can be
Aaaaahhhhhhh
Watch out for that knee!

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Never smoking crack and thanking police officers I see eating at restaurants

 

[Android raptor]

Might pick up a case of PBR and finish rewatching Zeta Gundam

 

[Regenbogen]

gonna call my neighbour a chicken nugget scoon

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Stocking up on riot glass, in preparation for future Floydsmases to come.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I'm going to a strip club and supporting black single mothers. Proud children of the Dark Continent in the champagne room.

Smart. You’re also helping to decrease the wage and race income gaps.

 

[COCl₂]

I assaulted a police officer and made a few terrible porn vids.

 

[Orion Balls Deux]

Gonna pour out some for my dog who died this past year. He was a good boy.
Ride or Die, Bitches.

 

[Dom Cruise]

It's odd. In one way, the start of 2020 feels like just yesterday, like it's still 2020. But in another way, the beginning of 2020 seems so long ago because of this crazy New Normal. So it's as if the George Floyd riots peaceful protests began not too long ago, yet have been going on endlessly.

I know the feeling, it's hard to believe it's been so long ago already and yet at the same time early 2020 feels freakily long ago, longer ago than a year and change has pretty much ever felt before or at least not since I was a little kid.

And in the case of the Floyd riots it's the same deal, hard to believe it's been a year already and yet at the same time it feels like a long time ago.

 

[lurk_moar]

Time and a half on overnights, bitches.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

hard to believe it's been a year already and yet at the same time it feels like a long time ago

It feels like an endless 2016 and 2020.

 

[Gone Ham]

It feels like an endless 2016 and 2020.

It feels like 2015 never ended