How are you celebrating Floydsmas - It’s been a year

[Gone Ham]

It’s been a year since Adolf Chauvin brutally murdered saint Floyd. How are you honoring him today

 

[Dom Cruise]

It feels like an endless 2016 and 2020.

Same deal with 2016, it's very hard to believe it's half a decade ago because so little has changed, even fashion and culture wise everything is still basically the same as 2016, that's not natural, compare 1986 to 1991 or 1996 to 2001.

It feels like 2015 never ended

Heh, I wish, 2015 was the last halfway decent year before things got absolutely crazy in 2016.

If things had stayed at 2015 levels it'd be a lot more tolerable.

 

[Kevin Spencer]

We all knelt down on the Floydmas tree,
all chanting in prayer, “we cannot breath”.
Then the absentee father that was never there, still wasn’t there, cuz you know…
We had a feast among feasts! A turkey who couldn’t breath, and some 40s of Ol English that the family did share. We regaled stories of looting, and beating innocent shop owners out of their beds.
We ended the day doing drive by’s on our enemies, but accidentally hitting 15 kids.

Oh! What a glorious Floydmas day we had this day!

 

[JambledUpWords]

I’m going to roast marshmallows on the Autozone I just burnt down

 

[The Last Stand]

Breathing.

 

[Trapitalism]

Sing Floydmas Carols. Should I sing the classic ones like "O Little Town of Minneapolis" or should I go for more contemporary ones like "All I Want For Floydmas (Is Fried Chicken)"?

 

[JambledUpWords]

I’m going to make it like the Forth of July and light some fireworks directed at cops. Cops killed Floyd, so I’m going to give payback. Afterwards, I’ll cook myself some fried chicken that I looted from Walmart, and watch sports on the TV I just stole. Finally, I’ll sell my other looted items on EBay and then use the money to buy fentanyl from the sketchy guy that lives across the street from me and give myself a lethal dose, call the cops, and then re-enact St. Floyd’s death in hopes that my family will become multimillionaires after I die.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'll hug my George Floyd plushie.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

gonna get so high I can’t breath

 

[Thumb Butler]

I'll hug my George Floyd plushie.

Have you bought the new very limited edition pride month nonbinary Amazon exclusive Floyd funko pop yet?

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

Shitpost online,