How are you? -

[Larkin N Likin]

Are you doing okay? Shit's been pretty hectic recently so I haven't had much time to check in on you. I'm sorry if I ever made you feel alone or like you didn't have any friends. I never wanted that, and I hope we can be friends and guzzle each other's cum like old times. What do you say pal?

 

[Smolrolls]

Well, the world's in great shape: We got niggers running around the place thinking they're ultra-nationalists when they don't know name-a-country Africa they came from. And there may be a rebellion in the middle-east, maybe Israel, by a general with a globalist backing him with both his arms intact, I imagine.

And the bad news?

There's a newfag who thinks he's being clever typing all this in a new thread, the muppet.

 

[Larkin N Likin]

So just to be clear: is that a yes or no on the cum guzzling?

 

[Driftwood]

Out of pickles.

 

[Penis Drager]

Stuck in a dead-end job that pays shit wages, dealing with 2-3 times weekly panic attacks, cut ties with all my old friends. I think I might legit have covid and am getting the George Floyd experience every night. I took a 30 min drive to court the other day over a drunk in public offense that I planned on just pleading "no contest" to just to have the arraignment postponed to February. I'm on thin ice at work due to drinking on the job. The only reason I still have a job is because I'm a good worker or some bullshit. I want to start a family but if a woman saw he absolute state of my home she'd do a 180 and leave. And my reaction score is gonna take a hit because you're all gonna rate this TMI.
On the plus side: I've got beer and I made some bratwurst and veggie slop for dinner. Also the class action lawsuit against my workplace is going well; I'm probably gonna get at least a few grand from it.

Overall: life is good.