How can I touch grass if there's snow on the ground?

Rome's rightful successor

Holy, Roman, and an Empire
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Today I had a conversation with someone and they told me that I have lost the plot and need to go outside and touch grass. The problem is that there's snow on the ground and the grass underneath is dead.
How can I touch live grass here?
 

ditto

Don't worry about it
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Big Zuck will let you touch his metaverse grass
metagrass.jpeg
 

Freshly Baked Socks

what would YOU do with a brain if you had one?
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Take note that you are being informed that you are out of touch. When you notice that your observations are not in alignment with this suggested reality - pause, and reflect on this reminder 6 months from now. The grass should be fairly evident by then.
 

Uberpenguin

Flightless Bird Agriculturalist
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Dude you can get a heat gun and an extension cord from home depot for like $30 don't ask dumb questions.

...Oh wait, your pfp contains geography, you must not be American. I'm sorry, I should've been more considerate of your disability. Is there some kind of weapons permit you can apply for to get a hair dryer maybe?
 

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