How can you actually have a "white picket fence and 2.5 kids"? -

[Dom João]

Does the dog count as a 3rd kid? Or do you cut the 3rd kid in half?

 

[lurk_moar]

That 0.5 kids is either a miscarriage, a bun in the oven, or going off of the mean of statistics with the Duggars with 19 kids and woke SJW, antinatalist, lesbian with -10 kids.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

You have three kids but the third one is an a sperg so its only half a person

 

[WinchesterPremium]

You can have six black kids and average down to the nearest half.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Your third kid has to be a midget and wheel chair bound. Bonus points if they make image board knockoffs and move to the Philippines.

 

[stares at error messages]

Invent a back-in-time machine and be born in 1870.
White picket fence in the suburbs was invented by the Reagan Administration to keep people poor.

 

[Batshit]

You arrange the posts like teeth & chomp away @ the one you like the least.

 

[L50LasPak]

.5 kids thing is a joke that the youngest child in a family of three probably wasn't planned for and is most likely doomed to never grow up properly and remain emotionally immature.

 

[R00T]

.5 kids thing is a joke that the youngest child in a family of three probably wasn't planned for and is most likely doomed to never grow up properly and remain emotionally immature.

I thought the .5 was because it was an average and most had between 2 and 3 so the average just shifted inbetween.