How Chris Spent His Birthday Last Year -

[Thetan]

This is just another quick little exchange that took place between Chris and I (as Rebeckah) last year. There's really not all that much to it, I just thought some people might find it interesting.

Rebeckah wishes Chris a Happy Birthday.

The Happy Birthday link goes to this:

Spoiler

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The links in Rebeckah's response go to these two articles:

http://www.wikihow.com/Build-Self-Confidence

http://www.mindtools.com/selfconf.html

 

[timtommy]

If Chris ever finds a sweetheart, he is going to have nothing to talk about.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

You know ...

Chris didn't deserve that free ice cream dessert.

 

[kobebyarlant]

"I just can't afford a date..." he said as he ate his IHOP.

 

[tehpope]

Was Rebeckah the one who set up the recent OK Cupid account?

 

[niggers]

the idea of a 30-something man getting the free birthday dessert chain restaurants dole out makes me giggle uncomfortably

i hope they sung him a song too

 

[Francis York Morgan]

And we have yet another dull, depressing entry in the life of Chris Chandler. I'm not going to fall into the trap of feeling sorry for him (again) but this is pretty sad.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Sounds a lot like my birthdays

I think this has been mentioned before, but how "shy" is Chris really? He certainly does things in public and to women that most of us would never dream of doing.

 

[Thetan]

Was Rebeckah the one who set up the recent OK Cupid account?

No. I deliberately stayed away from that kind of thing as Rebeckah. Rather than try and act as a matchmaker, I tried to get Chris to work on improving his self-confidence and social skills.

 

[Sonic Boom]

Sounds a lot like my birthdays

I think this has been mentioned before, but how "shy" is Chris really? He certainly does this in public and to women that most of us would never dream of doing.

Didn't he basically dive into Catie's titties on the second date? I think he's just saying he's shy because he doesn't want to admit he's lazy.

 

[StressOverloader]

"One girlfriend, please"

 

[Kosher Dill]

"I just can't afford a date..." he said as he ate his IHOP.

Maybe he JUST got the free birthday sundae. There's no sign saying you have to order anything else to get it

 

[DracoRincewind]

"One girlfriend, please"

Well, at least he said please.

 

[Haesindang Park]

If Chris ever finds a sweetheart, he is going to have nothing to talk about.

What about Legos?

 

[Stud2Stud]

Chris spends so much money on his own frivloities that he doesn't have enough money to spend on frivolities he can enjoy with someone else...

 

[SOINCHU]

Well it is nice that Chris is at least admitting autism is a large part of his social issues again. I remember various points in Christory when he loudly announced he was "over his autism".

Also you'd think after 10+ years of saying "I'm too shy etc to make the first move" and failing horribly he'd figure out it isn't gonna happen that some girl randomly comes up and talks to him.

I mean he's got nothing to lose why not just try talking to every woman he can? What could getting shut down hurt at this point? He's certainly not shy when he's on a date or hanging out with a woman (see Megan groping, Catie, etc).

 

[just some jerk]

Who is Karla, is she a real person?

 

[Gensdupays]

Chris really isn't shy, though. He's just lazy.

Okay, why does Chris type like a normal person when there's only one person he's talking too But RANDOMLY Capitalizes Important things within his Public Messages on Facebook?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

The thought of a grown man having nothing else on his birthday except for some presents he bought for himself and a scoop of vanilla ice cream is pretty sad.

Sounds a lot like the birthdays that I had when I was single, except that I would at least get drunk.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Chris really isn't shy, though. He's just lazy.

Okay, why does Chris type like a normal person when there's only one person he's talking too But RANDOMLY Capitalizes Important things within his Public Messages on Facebook?

It's meant for emphasis, he does this also with private messages, but only when agitated.