How close is Chris to living like "Super-Size Me?" -

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milkshark

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I'm sure most folks on here are aware of the 2004 documentary "Supersize Me" that chronicled what a month long diet of nothing but McDonald's would do to someone. From what we know about Chris' living situation, his diet is really limited to just a few things: Hungry Man frozen dinners, microwave pizzas, Sheetz hot dogs, :fapcup: orange Fanta :fapcup: and the McDonald's menu. The Golden Arches seem to be a daily part of Chris' meal plan, which got me wondering if Chris experiences a lot of the same symptoms that Morgan Spurlock talked about when making his film. In the first five days of Spurlock's experiment he experienced depression, lethargy and headaches. A doctor told Spurlock that he considered him "addicted" to the food, and claimed he was losing muscle mass. He also lost energy and sex drive, and even experienced heart palpitations from the extreme diet.

Is Chris' extreme diet as bad, or even worse than the "Supersize Me" experiment? Is it possible for Chris to get proper nutrition even at a basic level from just McDonald's, tv dinners and gas stations? It's clear that Chris has lost a lot of muscle mass when comparing his young adult frame to his current one. It's also clear that Chris has no energy and apparently shows signs of having a low sex drive. McDonald's has attempted to make their menu healthier in the 9 years since the movie's release, but I doubt "Mighty Wings" and deep fried potatoes are helping Chris in any nutritional way. We already know chris has heart problems. Was it caused by his bad diet, or did he just inherit them? Even if it is hereditary, the bad diet probably explains why he has heart issues at a time when most men are pretty fit and healthy.

In my experience, whenever I eat McDonald's more than once in a while, I tend to have a messier time in the bathroom. I really think a diet overhaul would help Chris defeat his battle with :briefs: :briefs: :briefs: :briefs: :briefs: :briefs: :briefs: :briefs: :briefs:
 

MrTroll

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I've never seen the documentary, but I'd be curious to know if the guy had some of McDonalds' "healthier" menu items (i.e. salad, fruit cups, etc.) from time to time. If so, Chris' diet may very well be even worse, because I really can't see him eating anything that involves more unprocessed fruits or vegetables than the shriveled lettuce and tomato they put on burgers.
 

milkshark

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MrTroll said:
I've never seen the documentary, but I'd be curious to know if the guy had some of McDonalds' "healthier" menu items (i.e. salad, fruit cups, etc.) from time to time. If so, Chris' diet may very well be even worse, because I really can't see him eating anything that involves more unprocessed fruits or vegetables than the shriveled lettuce and tomato they put on burgers.

One of the requirements of the challenge was to eat everything on the menu at least once, so if there was a healthy item he definitely ate it. If he didn't eat it again, it's because he chose to eat something else on the menu that he "wanted" more. I think early on he was fairly sick of all his choices though.

I am curious to know if Chris orders his McD's Healthy Wraps and burgers with or without lettuce and tomato, or if he personally removes them since "greens make him green in the face"
 

Lefty's Revenge

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Probably a bit worse, sadly. Mcdonalds alone is very bad for you. But Chris is also eating hungry man breakfasts which is basically syrupy rat poison. Those two things alone are enough to kill someone. But add on all the other unhealthy stuff that hes eating and I'm actually surprised hes made it to 31.
 

Reshiram

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FYI that "documentary" is a hoax. It didn't mathematically make sense calorie-wise and the results have never been able to be replicated in anyone else (and they've tried with large groups of people)

So Chris' health issues don't come purely from diet, it's his entire lifestyle and genetics
 

Stuff and Things

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Lefty's Revenge said:
Probably a bit worse, sadly. Mcdonalds alone is very bad for you. But Chris is also eating hungry man breakfasts which is basically syrupy rat poison. Those two things alone are enough to kill someone. But add on all the other unhealthy stuff that hes eating and I'm actually surprised hes made it to 31.

He's really eating that Hungry Man frozen dinners crap?? when did he said that? or when and where did that info get leaked?

CatParty said:
good point. why isn't he dead yet?

Because Emmanuel GodBearJesus still wants to troll him more...
 

Big Bob Pataki

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chris's version of healthy is apparently the mcdonald's wraps and apple dippers. take what you will from that.
 

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I'll just leave these here:





...Yeah.
 

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milkshark

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Big Bob Pataki said:
chris's version of healthy is apparently the mcdonald's wraps and apple dippers. take what you will from that.

The McWraps are pretty calorie heavy anyway, and he eats there EVERY DAY. He's getting Q-Pounders and not telling anyone probably most days. I get the feeling the off day he gets a healthy mcwrap or apple dippers he broadcasts it on FB to "sound" healthy.

The recent weight loss sounds like he's blowing smoke up his own ass again. 211 is still overweight, he doesn't exercise and he's eating mostly preservatives and sugar.
 

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Big Bob Pataki said:
milkshark said:
Q-Pounders
what would be the q-sand version of the q-pounder?

q-q-pounder?
Q^2 pounder
Or s-pounder (sixteenth)

To answer the question at hand, he's gotta be close to where Morgan was at 30 days. He's fat, has health problems, and is depressed. His sex drive may be down.

Which brings up a what if. What if Chris ate like a normal healthy adult?
 

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Back when I was working in a collections department, I was eating fast food literally every night for about two years when I got done with my shift. Mondays would be Burger King, Tuesdays were Taco Bell, Wednesdays were Subway, Thursdays would be Culvers, Friday would be McD's. And while I wasn't getting the biggest meals they had, I wasn't living on the lite menu either. Here's the thing though- although I did gain weight, it wasn't a gross amount of weight over a short amount of time - like 5-10lbs. over the course of a year. Further, the fast food didn't make me feel depressed, rather it actually made me feel better, at least emotionally. I'm just saying this because I'm living proof Spurlock's documentary isn't completely legit.

That said, I'm not saying eating fast food all the time isn't good either. What worries me the most however is Chris' statement recently about him losing weight. If he is truly losing weight (which is a massive "if"), then it obviously isn't due to a healthy living regiment. Rather, I think his sedentary lifestyle is finally catching up to him and his losing it via muscle mass.
 

Mourning Dove

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We haven't seen a full-body (let alone nudes) photo of Chris in a while. I wonder if he's all saggy fat and skin at this point??
 

Some JERK

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"How close is Chris to living like "Super-Size Me?"

Given that he is in point of fact super-sized, I'd say the odds are really fucking good.
 

Dork Of Ages

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While I didn't watch the documentary, the guy that made it went through only 1 month. Chris kept eating McDonalds almost everyday for years. And that without counting the other food he eats.
 

Marvin

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Nah, Chris doesn't eat at Mcdonalds that frequently. Maybe between 1 and three times a week? Tops? Something like that.

It also doesn't help that he gets himself banned from the closer retail places he'd want to go to. Barb has more control over his trips into Charlottesville.
 

DrChristianTroy

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What do they eat then? Obviously it isn't certain but if that's how much they go to McDonald's do they just eat TV dinners the rest of the time?
 
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