how come theres no toys in adult combos? -

[A Thick Piece of Meat]

i wanted a pokemon but they said happy meal only

 

[JethroTullamore]

I don’t know where you live, but my adult meal always comes with an adult toy.
My car is littered with cheap dildos and pocket pussy’s with the McDonalds logo on them.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

what is wrong with you?

 

[A Thick Piece of Meat]

what is wrong with you?

nice to meat you

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

nice to meat you

idk if you think thats cute or funny but its not.

 

[Peter Ballons]

Pardon?

 

[stares at error messages]

Ageism

 

[A Thick Piece of Meat]

idk if you think thats cute or funny but its not.

oh

I apologize

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Use your imagination. Pretend the napkin is an ultra rare card.

 

[Bluey]

You could always use your straw and make spit wads from the straw wrappers.

 

[TFT-A9]

So buy a fucking Happy Meal and give the food to a hobo or something.

 

[Furret]

They expect you to be creative enough to make your own toys.

You could also buy a Happy Meal and tell them it's for your nonexistent child if they ask.