How do I cure my boke dick? -

[Penis Drager]

I was told by a reliable source that everyone who posts here has a broke dick...
How do I fix this problem?

 

[JethroTullamore]

A friend of yours told me that this should help, you weirdo.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

I've heard good things about XIAFLEX injections assuming the broke dick in question is broken from Peyronie's Disease. A surgeon can also remove any oversized fibrous mass causing penile brokenness. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything.

 

[Thomas Paine]

Stop watching porn, and get a full-time job.

 

[RussianParasite]

No no you misheard, the problem is actually even worse. We have “woke dick.”

 

[No Exit]

No no you misheard, the problem is actually even worse. We have “woke dick.”

OP has a joke dick

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

 

[Just Dont]

Troon yourself. Is your only path now.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Buy a Kiwi coin

 

[TheRetardKing]

Use some Gorilla Glue to put it back on.

 

[Furret]

HRT usually helps, from my experience.

 

[Haram Exercise]

Trash burgers increase testosterone and will fix your broke dick

 

[whatever I feel like]

Here ya go, should get your dick working again.

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nsfw.xxx

 

[Harlay de Champvallon]

Buy a Kiwi coin

You need for a cure, I'm afraid.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Upgrade to 8800 Pro, enable Bokeh dick

 

[HarblMcDavid]

If your dick is boke, it probably just needs a tsukkomi to balance it out.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Bòke dick
Gotta jerk 'em off
You know it's our destiny
Bòke dick
Ohhh you're my best friend
Shitting in depends

 

[Trombonista]

Find a tsukkomi dick.

 

[draggs]

Strapons have existed for a long time

Bigger than your micropeen even if it weren't brokeded

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Stick a metal rod down your urethra. This will keep your dick rigid. PROTIP: Use stainless steel if available.