I just want to be quirky again.
How do I cure my normality? -
- Thread starter Larkin N Likin
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Post more. Buying yourself a green banner was a good start, but you've been here over half a year already and you've only made 200 or so posts.
Those are rookie numbers, kid. Some of us go without sleep for days on end just commenting on every thread that scrolls into the ticker. Those are the people you're competing with, and you'll need to get on their level if you've got your heart set on becoming a faggot.
Those are rookie numbers, kid. Some of us go without sleep for days on end just commenting on every thread that scrolls into the ticker. Those are the people you're competing with, and you'll need to get on their level if you've got your heart set on becoming a faggot.
Being a normie is a terminal condition.
The Curmudgeon
kiwifarms.net
Join the hordes of idiots on Twitter, reddit, or whatever echo chamber social media.
1. Post literally everywhere, all the time. Doesn't matter if the content of your posts is shit. In fact, fuck trying to be a productive user, take a giant shit over every thread you can. If a thread makes it out of Prospering Grounds without a shitpost from you in it, you have failed.
2. Pick a fight with Josh about something. The subject doesn't particularly matter, but I would personally recommend calling him a Brave shill.
3. Continue to flail like an autist until you get banned.
4. Rejoin on a sock and make it immediately obvious. If you aren't sniffed out and banned within 24 hours, you're doing something wrong.
5. Repeat until your autism has reached the level you want.
If you've followed the above steps, congratulations! You're retarded. Please get a hobby.
2. Pick a fight with Josh about something. The subject doesn't particularly matter, but I would personally recommend calling him a Brave shill.
3. Continue to flail like an autist until you get banned.
4. Rejoin on a sock and make it immediately obvious. If you aren't sniffed out and banned within 24 hours, you're doing something wrong.
5. Repeat until your autism has reached the level you want.
If you've followed the above steps, congratulations! You're retarded. Please get a hobby.
it’s easy, just follow those 27 steps!
1. Play sonic.
2. Get into all the sonic shows, movies, comics, and games.
3. Become a furry and create a sonic OC. Become a laughing stock on countless websites and on social media.
4. Get into model trains. Base a model train on sonic and your fursona.
5. Discover anime.
6. Fixate on a female character that you fap to. Draw pictures of her getting trained by your fursona, sonic, and all of your other ocs.
7. Purchase a body pillow of her along with a fur suit.
8. Demand to have the perfect GF who is exactly like Waifu. Don’t even give women who look past your faults like never bathing, the smell of your home, your ugly face, and your shitty job, etc., a chance unless they are 100% identical to your Waifu.
9. When you realize you can’t get a gf for some reason get into Twitter and ‘get hatched’ by some Furries who are also autistic (what a coincidence) and that believe they have multiple personalities
10. When you cant get the perfect girlfriend despite being overqualified, realize you can become the girlfriend. Just like in hentai.
11. Get illegal titty skittles snd cut off any friends or family that are transphobic.
12. Force everyone to kiss your ass, if they don’t they’re transphobic. Cut off anyone who annoys you, makes you jealous, tried to help, doesn’t agree with you, doesn’t constantly affirm everything you do, doesn’t constantly kiss your ass, or hold 100% of your values at any given moment.
13. Do everything you can to mimic your Waifu whenever you’re not wearing your fur suit.
14. Get your duck cut off.
15. Instantly begin to regret it, but don’t talk out in case it hurts others fees fees more than your flayed penis.
16. Pretend to be happy and convince others it’ll make them happy too.
17. Laugh at others secretly for falling for the same lie. Become an admin on an alt right website, double points if you troll shield on said website that mocks other trannies.
18. Seethe.
19. Dilate.
20. Cope.
21. Realize that it was all a lie and you cant get off anymore. Having become a deviant this is a sentence worse than death.
22. Suicide bait on social media and set up a Patreon.
23. Dump on terfs, incels, conservatives, liberals, and everyone who opposes gay space communism., as an outlet for your ever increasing pain in your crotch area.
24. Realize that there is no point in life except to reproduce and propagate the species.
25. Flip out over some 10 year old troll not respecting your obscure pronouns. Your mental health continues to deteriorate along with your “vagina” and in part because of the illegal titty skittles.
26. Write an over dramatic letter about everyone who failed you. Cry about your fraken-gina, your deteriorating mental state, how no one helped you or how so many lied to you about what it would be like to transition, but never take responsibility for it.
27. Neck yourself. Alternatively you can die a very painful death by burning yourself alive.
At this point you are cured 100% of normalcy, as well as autism, and all other ailments, but especially your festering axe wound! Everyone will blame the evil website you were secretly an admin of, rather than acknowledging the fact that you were an autist who was convinced that flaying your body would finally make you happy. That as a deviant you craved getting off more than anything else, and that you would rather be dead then continue to have your flayed genitalia rot because your whole life centers on cartoon Japanese porn and not being able to fap is tantamount to hell. After a week of go/fund-me’s that will never go to your funeral home, your body will be thrown in a ditch unceremoniously, and everyone will forget you exist. The only people who will mourn your passing will be the ones you cut off for being transphobic.
2. Get into all the sonic shows, movies, comics, and games.
3. Become a furry and create a sonic OC. Become a laughing stock on countless websites and on social media.
4. Get into model trains. Base a model train on sonic and your fursona.
5. Discover anime.
6. Fixate on a female character that you fap to. Draw pictures of her getting trained by your fursona, sonic, and all of your other ocs.
7. Purchase a body pillow of her along with a fur suit.
8. Demand to have the perfect GF who is exactly like Waifu. Don’t even give women who look past your faults like never bathing, the smell of your home, your ugly face, and your shitty job, etc., a chance unless they are 100% identical to your Waifu.
9. When you realize you can’t get a gf for some reason get into Twitter and ‘get hatched’ by some Furries who are also autistic (what a coincidence) and that believe they have multiple personalities
10. When you cant get the perfect girlfriend despite being overqualified, realize you can become the girlfriend. Just like in hentai.
11. Get illegal titty skittles snd cut off any friends or family that are transphobic.
12. Force everyone to kiss your ass, if they don’t they’re transphobic. Cut off anyone who annoys you, makes you jealous, tried to help, doesn’t agree with you, doesn’t constantly affirm everything you do, doesn’t constantly kiss your ass, or hold 100% of your values at any given moment.
13. Do everything you can to mimic your Waifu whenever you’re not wearing your fur suit.
14. Get your duck cut off.
15. Instantly begin to regret it, but don’t talk out in case it hurts others fees fees more than your flayed penis.
16. Pretend to be happy and convince others it’ll make them happy too.
17. Laugh at others secretly for falling for the same lie. Become an admin on an alt right website, double points if you troll shield on said website that mocks other trannies.
18. Seethe.
19. Dilate.
20. Cope.
21. Realize that it was all a lie and you cant get off anymore. Having become a deviant this is a sentence worse than death.
22. Suicide bait on social media and set up a Patreon.
23. Dump on terfs, incels, conservatives, liberals, and everyone who opposes gay space communism., as an outlet for your ever increasing pain in your crotch area.
24. Realize that there is no point in life except to reproduce and propagate the species.
25. Flip out over some 10 year old troll not respecting your obscure pronouns. Your mental health continues to deteriorate along with your “vagina” and in part because of the illegal titty skittles.
26. Write an over dramatic letter about everyone who failed you. Cry about your fraken-gina, your deteriorating mental state, how no one helped you or how so many lied to you about what it would be like to transition, but never take responsibility for it.
27. Neck yourself. Alternatively you can die a very painful death by burning yourself alive.
At this point you are cured 100% of normalcy, as well as autism, and all other ailments, but especially your festering axe wound! Everyone will blame the evil website you were secretly an admin of, rather than acknowledging the fact that you were an autist who was convinced that flaying your body would finally make you happy. That as a deviant you craved getting off more than anything else, and that you would rather be dead then continue to have your flayed genitalia rot because your whole life centers on cartoon Japanese porn and not being able to fap is tantamount to hell. After a week of go/fund-me’s that will never go to your funeral home, your body will be thrown in a ditch unceremoniously, and everyone will forget you exist. The only people who will mourn your passing will be the ones you cut off for being transphobic.
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Get schizophrenia. Easiest way.
Unironically lead to the head.
Lead pipe or bullet? Asking for clarification.
Both work, the lead pipe should work in one go (if you hit hard enough) while the bullets would require multiple uses.
