how do I escape from a temporal paradox? -

[Margo Martindale]

Im stuck and it keeps happening again

 

[The Real SVP]

Turn back the clock.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You must consoom the holy Fanta with Jizz(r), when the Fantanas materialize and do their little diabetes dance you'll know it worked.

 

[Foghot]

Drink lots of alcohol and black out.

You probably won't escape the cycle but at least you'll be too shitfaced to give a single one about it.

 

[Cyclonus]

People misunderstand the concept of temporal paradoxes. Its not "we can't let a temporal paradox happen or it'll destroy the universe" it's "a temporal paradox cannot occur". They're literally impossible. If an event occurs it can't be a temporal paradox by definition. So don't worry OP, you're not stuck in a temporal paradox. You're just suffering from schizophrenia.

 

[User names must be unique]

You have to submit to authority of the Queen https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lords_Temporal

 

[Not Really Here]

Any paradox can be paradoctored.

 

[Furret]

People misunderstand the concept of temporal paradoxes. Its not "we can't let a temporal paradox happen or it'll destroy the universe" it's "a temporal paradox cannot occur". They're literally impossible. If an event occurs it can't be a temporal paradox by definition. So don't worry OP, you're not stuck in a temporal paradox. You're just suffering from schizophrenia.

Yeah, but that's lame.

OP, have you tried committing suicide? In Minecraft, of course.

 

[Big Ruski]

Just turn up missing. How can you turn up missing if your not even there? Boom

 

[Kosher Dill]

Kill your grandfather.

 

[Prince Lotor]

1. Convert yourself into photons.
2. You will be a massless cluster of particles travelling at the speed of light and unaffected by the time dimension.
3. Then just travel outside the temporal paradox's influence and convert yourself back.

 

[knobslobbin]

paired anti-parodoxes are what binds reality together, don't listen to these fools! RUN!

 

[The Sacred Chao]

Instead of moving forward through time, move sideways.

 

[FEETLOAF]

Okay anon, the first thing you're going to need to do is create and contain two kerr-type singularities within containment chambers that can both absorb virtual electrons and vent x-rays. Let me know when you're done, and I'll walk you through building the electron manipulator that you will use to drive the device.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The only way to break a time loop is transcend 4 dimensional space. And the only way us mortals can do that is via a bullet to the brain.

Good luck OP

 

[The Sacred Chao]

Okay anon, the first thing you're going to need to do is create and contain two kerr-type singularities within containment chambers that can both absorb virtual electrons and vent x-rays. Let me know when you're done, and I'll walk you through building the electron manipulator that you will use to drive the device.

He'll need the whole thing, then.

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The only way to break a time loop is transcend 4 dimensional space. And the only way us mortals can do that is via a bullet to the brain.

Good luck OP

"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

Have you tried not having sex with your grandma?

 

[Jewthulhu]

Manually adjust the date and time on your computer/phone past the point of the paradox

 

[Jewthulhu]

Manually adjust the date and time on your computer/phone past the point of the paradox

 

[Jewthulhu]

Manually adjust the date and time on your computer/phone past the point of the paradox