How do I get a room mate and ditch my parents -

Arm Pit Cream

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Help me out here gamers. I dont have a car so I need to find a room mate who does. Any tips? Should I just ask my coworkers.
asking your coworkers is probably the worst idea possible really, they will hate you if it's more than like once or twice ever. Besides living with the people you work with sounds really awful.
 

LifeguardHermit

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Bro you need a car first and foremost. If you can't manage that you can't manage to move out. Also relying on roommates is a horrible way to go through life, especially coworker roommates, so unless you and your buddies are starting a fucking business together avoid that shit like the plague.

Do you really want to be crashlanding back with your parents bc some fuckhead showed up to work high and now your bills haven't been paid in full?
 

Bad Gateway

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Well, I'm a tsundere..... Tbh it sucks.

Just as an in sight to how bad tsundere a can be-- in not even able to say 'yes' whenever my crush asks me out... But he's very persistent and he's already asked twice now. And still loves me.

My advice, Is to come around in a subliminal romantic way. Not odvious, as being romantic in crowds are Scary, but just enough to catch her eye. Make her blush as often as you can because it will help her realize her feelings. When it comes to asking her out.... Don't ask randomly, give soft hints and let her be a little ready. Also, be alone or somewhat alone when you ask. Tsunderes are just as cuddly as other girls, if not more. they are just scared to make the first move generally. It will take a lot of work... But once she warms up to you, it's worth it.
 

Man Flavored Tofu

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If you're not picky there are fat gay dudes that will give room and board for ass.

They might let you use their Lincoln when you need a car since they don't need to drive as much after retirement. You'll get use the strong Bengay smell.

Make sure they have a big shower because you'll want plenty of room while you lay in the fetal position crying. I heard Oreos help.

Or you could save up a thousand bucks, buy a beater on Craigslist and then find a roommate.
 

Gone Ham

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If you want a serious answer for a car, go with a Fleet car (Crown Vic, Ex-Cop cars, Old Taxi's, etc). They're dirt cheap, and if parts break, it's a fucking easy and cheap fit because the parts are everywhere
 

Tragi-Chan

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TBH, the car is a priority. Unless you’re really good friends with the roomie, they’re going to resent being used as a taxi service.

I would also recommend avoiding living with workmates. It’s a good idea to have that boundary between work and home.
 

Justanotherguy

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Get a car, you can always live in it if life gets rough and you can drive for uber/lyft.

If things are really unbearable living at home find a room for rent with utilities included.
Craigslist works and won't always get you reaped/murdered.
 

Rich Evans Apologist

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If you're working and living at home, the amount of money you're saving on rent should be more than enough to pick up a used car. If you can't afford both a used car and rent, having a roommate won't really solve the issue and you'd need to reconsider the balance of what you earn vs what your necessary monthly expenses would be.

I don't have a car personally because I can't find a way to justify the expense of what would ultimately be just a luxury for me. If you need a car to get to work, that should be your first buylist priority over looking for a roommate, unless you plan on moving somewhere near the job / getting a job near somewhere with transit.
 
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