How do I get rich off my love for stalking lolcows - How I learned to stop worrying and love the bidness

[Puck]

I'll start, i had an idea to purchase Chris's life story rights and then turn around and sell them too some rich jew in Hollywood for a profit.

 

[Venomine]

Make a website about them and put ads on it, I hear that works well

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

You need to sit on those rights until he murders Barb. No one is making a movie about Chris until he kills someone.

The only way I think you could make actual money off of it is to make a site about them but present it as a tabloid. Well the only legal way. You could steal their kidneys but that's not cool.

 

[Strange Rope Hero]

T-shirts, hats, and, other merch.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

You could just pretend to be Chris-chan on ebay and sell some random junk.

 

[Recoil]

there's an opening in the world for a chris chan themed cloud rapper
Call yourself Yung Tism. Or something.

 

[W00K #17]

Lolcow biopics should be the next overdone trend in Hollywood.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Become a lawyer, partner up with Null and scam lolcows who want to legally take down KF.

 

[Quijibo69]

What about a D grade celebrity cow that works in Hollywood that is a pedo?

 

[{o}P II]

Become a private dick or a detective

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Photoshop a picture of a laser weapon on the moon, send to Chris and tell him you will use it to destroy CWCville if he don't send you thousands of dollars. Worth a shot.

 

[Zelos Wilder]

I'd advise a hostage negotiation. Take Chris hostage and let all the VVeens throw their mommy and daddys money to save their God in the name of lulz.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Cock and Ball torture

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Sell your butthole to them.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Not rich but you can make some bucks by exposing yourself as even more of an autistic lolcow as this happened with careercows over and over.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Build a website you can't monetize, then weep into your borscht after the next Bitcoin crash.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Stalk and blackmail rich people. I'm willing to bet most of them are either exceptional or next-level horrorcows and don't want that information public.

Bonus points if you leak the info to the farms after you get paid.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Is this some kind of venture capital scheme to farm peoples' ideas and make the next Google?

Friend, you are in the wrong place for that...
(but it's better than Harvard biz school, where 80% of the entrepreneurs develop insufferable golfing products/services/items)

 

[Large]

Just impersonate a female lolcow and sell panties.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Become a skip-tracer.