How do I hack into the kiwi farms mainframe? - Asking for a friend

[Penis Drager]

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[WhoBusTank69]

Give Null all your bitcoin and he'll probably just hand you the keys.

 

[Arkangel]

You have to socially engineer Null with the temptation of BAT and Coke Zero.

 

[The Sacred Chao]

Just wait for Josh to "relax security" again.

 

[Concho Pete]

Furiously clack your keyboard while listening to vid related.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Do you even hack the Gibson?

 

[The Sacred Chao]

Do you even hack the Gibson?

I prefer games.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I prefer games.

I once dated a girl just because she looked like Ally Sheedy. It went a lot like:

 

[Madre Muerte]

Send feet pics to Null and ask very nicely.

 

[knobslobbin]

The first step is to troon out, that appears to be the only requirement to be a janny. Next step jewish tricks.... after you've enslaved the world then you can, wait why did you want to hack the server again?

edit: I've said too much! How delete account?

 

[Dangus Bang Boon]

Ass pussy can be used as currency in these parts.

 

[Hot Daddy Hard Nipples]

Disguise yourself as Chris when he gets evicted and Null will take you in - easy access.