How do I safely remove my own foreskin? - Kinda want my penis to look bigger

[Atomsk]

The other day, I cried for hours because I showed a girl my penis and she compared it to a vienna sausage. I want to self-circumcise but don't know how, thinking of using the 1488 degree knife but all other suggestions are encouraged and welcome. Make my pecker shine.

 

[Yotsubaaa]

With a steady hand.

You're welcome.

 

[️ronic]

George Foreman:

 

[Product Placement]

Safety scissors

 

[Miller]

With your teeth, unless you have a tiny benis.
...or you could ask Daisy Ridley.

 

[HomerSimpson]

Just have someone kick your sister in the jaw.

 

[exhausted]

 

[Richard Harrow]

Dip it in acid. Clean and cauterized. You're welcome.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Go to an Orthodox synagogue, and drink vodka until you pass out.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Don't change yourself, change the girl. With your fists.

 

[Bad Gateway]

With your teeth, unless you have a tiny benis.
...or you could ask Daisy Ridley.

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my proudest fap

 

[Atomsk]

We did it, reddit! I convinced my wife to give me a blowie for the first time in two years while her bull hid in the closet, what a role reversal that was, haha! Anyway, I eventually told her to suck on my foreskin like a rabbi does to a baby ironically enough. Then I gave Lamar the signal and he jumped out, kicking her in the chin like a championship football player, my foreskin got chopped like a guillotine by my wife's pearly whites. I passed out from shock and almost died from bloodloss because Lamar had to fuck my wife before calling the ambulance. Anyway, I've never been happier with my new penis, my wife says we're getting my first chastity cocklock on Sunday! Thank you for all support, my fellow redditors!

 

[Hal]

let one of trumps chosen chew it off, problem solved.