How do i shit and pee and cum at the same time? -

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The Real Me

Me likes to observe freaks.
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Do it just before you nut and you can make a 50-50 cum-piss blend.
 

Flatbill Oligarch

Whats with all the anime avatars?
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Shittings the easy part but in order to piss and cum at the same time you need to stab yourself in the dick so you can piss out one hole and cum out the other
 
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