How do I shitpost harder? -

[Penis Drager]

My reaction score is too high. How do I tank it?

 

[Truthboi]

Here are some tips

- Advocate for killing animals
- Be super right wing in threads making fun of them
- Be super left wing in the election thread and Trump Derangement Syndrome
- Post CP

 

[MrJokerRager]

Do NOT do what SIGSEV did.

 

[The Lawgiver]

First things first, you need to live in the shit rot.

 

[EKotch]

Just spam the word "NIGGER" to a wall of text at the max limit, like what SIG did months back.
(ps, you might get threadbanned)
(also, dont do everything SIG did, like his latest that caused the FBI to knock on Null's doors, regardless of who you're making fun of)

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Don't listen to those noobs above, they don't know SHIT about shitposting.

Do EVERYTHING that SIGSEGV did. Shitposting controls everything... and without spamming copypasta, you cannot make anyone seethe... let alone the jannies.

 

[Ledgitouchie]

Start sending fax.

 

[Sithis]

end every post with "and that's why null enjoys penis"

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Downvote every post in every thread

 

[Punished Benis]

Spoiler: A Visual Guide to Better Shitpostan

First, do your stretches. Loosen up those shitposting muscles.
Second, don the ceremonial attire.
Third, pick a side that (almost) everyone hates.
Fifth, have fun. If you get MATI, you're shitposting wrong.

Sixth, oh god don't forget to sort your image folders, I got my 2D lewds in my 3D lewds in my Nazi memes in my general memes in my political memes halp.

Seventh, what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[️ronic]

Take some laxatives and treat your monitor like a toilet bowl.

 

[Driftwood]

Best shitposters are the sticker ones because they really set people off the hardest for the least effort.

 

[lurk_moar]

Act like an old person new to the internets.

 

[Orion Balls]

You want to shitpost harder, eat some GrapeNuts or Muesli. You want to shitpost softer, eat some broccoli cheddar soup with a side of 20 Sugar Free Albanese Gummy Bears.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

Just TMI the truth of your life

 

[stares at error messages]

Be less meta and more autistic.