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Solution
There's a lot of ways to get your ass pegged good so it make sure you'll get back after the process because you'll need this validation from ones you've been pegged by.

Here are the most obvious reasons:
1. Tagging Mr. Moon(man) aka Null over some retarded shitpost, shit takes. Tagging the red nicknames is possible but at your own risk.
2. Pedoposting
3. Open agitation for pedophiles rights
4. Insulting Josh's Sailor Moon collection nobody should know about
5. Advocating for Tommy Tooter will not get you banned but you'll stuck in his subforum forever
6. Reaching Chris Chan with idiotic causes such as agitation for depravity
7. Thursting over Null x Sonichu x Chris Chan eroge game, hentai comics by Unknown Samaritans, fan-fics and an...

MundusVivendi

"Duff" bier Uber alles!
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jul 18, 2021
There's a lot of ways to get your ass pegged good so it make sure you'll get back after the process because you'll need this validation from ones you've been pegged by.

Here are the most obvious reasons:
1. Tagging Mr. Moon(man) aka Null over some retarded shitpost, shit takes. Tagging the red nicknames is possible but at your own risk.
2. Pedoposting
3. Open agitation for pedophiles rights
4. Insulting Josh's Sailor Moon collection nobody should know about
5. Advocating for Tommy Tooter will not get you banned but you'll stuck in his subforum forever
6. Reaching Chris Chan with idiotic causes such as agitation for depravity
7. Thursting over Null x Sonichu x Chris Chan eroge game, hentai comics by Unknown Samaritans, fan-fics and an official CW series + Universal Comcast live adaptation by Netflix.
8. Insulting Major Payne.
9. Copycat of shit eating grin pfp (yes, my one). No joke.
10. Fedposting
11. Glowniggering around
12. Advocating for egg hatching (underage transitions) will not get you banned but you will 41% himself rather quick
13. Advocating for @ryu289 and insisting that he have done nothing wrong
14. Be @Wool 's waifu
15. Keep reading this degeneracy list
16. Licking the nipples and armpits of Hollywood Hulk Hogan without his consent
17. Implying that Joe Biden is the Emperor of humanity will not get you banned but you're certified Jen Psaki official account
18. Be prostasia forums ambassador propagating the virtue of pedophilia
19. Asserting dominance by T-posing Null to death by falling from the edge
20. Teabagging Anominous in chess game.
21. Calling child sex trafficers real heroes of today's society
22. Implying that Null is Ethan Ralph in disguise
23. happen to be byuu\near that faked his lame ass suicide and coming back here like nothing fucking happened
24. Not insulting bad bri*ish sitcoms
25. Actually loving bad bri*ish sitcoms
26. Showing the true autism by keeping reading the list
27. Openly admit youself to be sraightsexual hydroponic surfboard posessing the photos of naked Mr. T
28. Thinking this list is actually funny and not a retarded attempt to look funny
29. Be Elon Musk and keep being shameful about it
30. sucking joe biden's cock
31. Stealing Kentucky Fried Chicken will not get you banned but that's ridiculos nignog act to perform
32. pozloading the neghole
 
Solution

Uberpenguin

Flightless Bird Agriculturalist
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Oct 16, 2019
Idk how it is anymore, but they used to hand out bans for thirstposting in the lolcow salon constantly. There were times where you'd see one warning/ban for every two pages, sometimes even on positively rated posts. Possibly because the board caters to individuals who need constant explicit reassurance that they're definitely better and less gross than whatever embarassing landwhale they're gawking at or reality threatens set in, so jokes and sarcasm aren't allowed.
 

SandyCat

Send cat pics
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Apr 15, 2021
Just off the top of my head from what I've seen thus far:
Isabella Janke got banned for making sock accounts to do gayops on kiwifarms
Tagging Null over dumb shit
Being a open pedophile

If you don't get banned you can still get slapped with the janny stick in other ways like being thread banned. I think some guy was thirsting over a vtuber and got thread banned from the virtual youtuber thread for being too horny for example.

There's also occasional rules that may appear under certain sections / threads. Breaking them might get you the janny stick.
 

Some JERK

I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin'
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Mar 23, 2013
There's a lot of ways to get your ass pegged good so it make sure you'll get back after the process because you'll need this validation from ones you've been pegged by.

Here are the most obvious reasons:
1. Tagging Mr. Moon(man) aka Null over some retarded shitpost, shit takes. Tagging the red nicknames is possible but at your own risk.
2. Pedoposting
3. Open agitation for pedophiles rights
4. Insulting Josh's Sailor Moon collection nobody should know about
5. Advocating for Tommy Tooter will not get you banned but you'll stuck in his subforum forever
6. Reaching Chris Chan with idiotic causes such as agitation for depravity
7. Thursting over Null x Sonichu x Chris Chan eroge game, hentai comics by Unknown Samaritans, fan-fics and an official CW series + Universal Comcast live adaptation by Netflix.
8. Insulting Major Payne.
9. Copycat of shit eating grin pfp (yes, my one). No joke.
10. Fedposting
11. Glowniggering around
12. Advocating for egg hatching (underage transitions) will not get you banned but you will 41% himself rather quick
13. Advocating for @ryu289 and insisting that he have done nothing wrong
14. Be @Wool 's waifu
15. Keep reading this degeneracy list
16. Licking the nipples and armpits of Hollywood Hulk Hogan without his consent
17. Implying that Joe Biden is the Emperor of humanity will not get you banned but you're certified Jen Psaki official account
18. Be prostasia forums ambassador propagating the virtue of pedophilia
19. Asserting dominance by T-posing Null to death by falling from the edge
20. Teabagging Anominous in chess game.
21. Calling child sex trafficers real heroes of today's society
22. Implying that Null is Ethan Ralph in disguise
23. happen to be byuu\near that faked his lame ass suicide and coming back here like nothing fucking happened
24. Not insulting bad bri*ish sitcoms
25. Actually loving bad bri*ish sitcoms
26. Showing the true autism by keeping reading the list
27. Openly admit youself to be sraightsexual hydroponic surfboard posessing the photos of naked Mr. T
28. Thinking this list is actually funny and not a retarded attempt to look funny
29. Be Elon Musk and keep being shameful about it
30. sucking joe biden's cock
31. Stealing Kentucky Fried Chicken will not get you banned but that's ridiculos nignog act to perform
32. pozloading the neghole
Or alternatively, don't be a fucking moron and you'll be fine.