How do we hack null? - Bear computer uprising

[White Devil]

We mail him boxes of human shit.

 

[HumanHive]

There is no Null. This entire site is an FBI honeypot and you’re all fools for posting here.

I’m just glad I’m in Chinese Taipei, where US goons can’t touch me.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

How Can Null Be Real If KiwiFarms Isn't Real?

 

[Shield Breaker]

You marry him.

 

[XYZpdq]

post your butt and draw a face on it
then say that your butt is a fat chick
then have him feederize it
and then have a hooker dig up patti and throw it at him

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Why would you want to hack Null?

 

[stares at error messages]

You should always initialize variables when they are defined to avoid undefined behaviour.

 

[Enig]

today with power of DURGA we will be using java script to hacx /dev/null/

 

[serious n00b]

Send him an email with a file attached called "BBW MUKBANG 11 HOUR COMPILATION.mkv" and fill it with root kits and mal-ware.

And analware

 

[Mohammad Rajab Wali]

*bangs on table* ENOUGH... from.. the sperg!

 

[Just Dont]

You become a lolcow and get a lawyer to subpoena Null and then when you go to trial with him you kiss him and run away laughing.