Kiwi Farms

Obviously the farms would be much better served under the leadership of the technology boards top users, with our supreme intellect and tech skills than by a retarded dog. So how do we get him lads? Some ideas:

  • Ask Him Mabye he will give it to us for free if we ask nicely?
  • Free Pizza we disguise ourselves as pizza delivery or cable guys and go to nulls house. Then things play out how they do in the movies.
  • Bait Email We could send a fake email from donald trump saying that he will keep section 230 in return for kiwi farms. It could work lads.
Any other ideas?
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