How do you beat and abuse your spouse? - Tips and tricks of the trade

[Rumpled Foreskin]

@Bassomatic got me thinking with his couch story.

I’m actually the one who gets abused. My partner uses bags of oranges, and gosh golly do they hurt. So what are your methods of choice? Any particular technique you use? Discuss.

 

[WW 635]

I lock mine in a cage

 

[Desire Lines]

Spoiler

I have loving missionary sex under candle lights with the purpose of recreation every night with her

I'm a fucking monster, I know.

 

[Draza]

For her to watch sports with me.

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

I just use psychological torture. Works every time.

 

[JB 236]

I sometimes let girls hold my hand so I can lead them to the path of damnation if that counts for anything.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I called her a bitch once

 

[PT 404]

I use an array of cattle prods, loud noises, strobe lights, and cat food to achieve spousal submission.

 

[Nien Nunb]

I beat her often with a sack full of broken VHS copies of Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones, and I'll often wake her up at 2-5 AM by taking massive dumps on her while she tries to sleep. When I do rape her, I make sure to make it as confusing as possible. I kill goats while I have sex more often than the Middle East fucks them.

And sunlight is a privilege, not a right, but I make up for it by throwing flashbangs at her every so often. Not enough to create a pattern, but enough for psychological damage.

 

[Mason Verger]

Amateurs.
I say "there's something we really need to talk about later.."
Then I never get around to talking about it.

 

[Cake Farts]

I gave him a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.

On his birthday.

 

[Yop Yop]

I'm going to break the Islamisc Content button at this rate

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I'm going to break the Islamisc Content button at this rate

You’re a member of this site and don’t abuse your partner? Shame on you.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

I made him watch "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny" twice in the same Christmas season.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I made him watch "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny" twice in the same Christmas season.

Thumbelina or Jack in The Beanstalk ver.?

 

[ES 148]

I am Literally Breaking Bones with my mind waves

 

[FierceBrosnan]

All of my relationships can be summed up thusly:

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

All of my relationships can be summed up thusly:

That is hands down my favorite clip of him in existence.
“I’ll fuck you ‘till you love me, faggot” is one of the greatest quotes.

 

[Deadpool]

I rearrange the furnature slightly everyday and act angrier everytime she mentions it. I sold her children from a previous relationship into human trafficking, but told her they ran away because they hated her. Everytime she eats I call her fat, but when she skips a meal I threaten to hospitalize her for anorexia.

 

[NumberingYourState]

Dry Anal, after a night out at Benihanas.