How do you trick people into liking you? -

[dankeybong]

Preferably women.

I don't have any friends and the whole "being yourself" thing doesn't seem to work.

 

[A Security Guard]

Don't be retarded.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Have a large sum of cash.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Beat them until they like you.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

if you want to discuss "tricking" someone then you need to specify the sort of timeframe we're talking about.

for short term ruse, pretend to be a Rockafeller.

 

[Pope Fucker]

Ever consider identity theft?

 

[The Real Me]

Trying to be someone you’re not is never a good idea unless you’re a wanted criminal. Instead of trying to trick someone about who you are, reflect on who you are and change the things you don’t like. Be what you believe is a good person and other people will agree.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Why do you need to trick people? Let them love you for your beautiful personality.

Friends are much more important than women, at least if you're a young adult or younger. It doesn't feel that way but having friends goes much further towards making you feel satisfied with your life than a girlfriend does.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Hang around someone that other people despise so you look better by comparison. It’s like the ugly friend thing, except with personality.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Buy that Colombian powder drug that turns people into your personal zombie when you blow it into their face and tell them to like me.

 

[Niggernerd]

Just pretend like you give a shit about what they have to say. Women like to hear themselves talk.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Drug them?
In minecraft, of course.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Become a male feminist.

 

[Driftwood]

Ask @CaesarCzech for tips on mind control.

 

[TFT-A9]

Unleash your inner sociopath and harness the power of the Dark Triad.

 

[DewsLit]

I usually make people, men, and women, hate my guts by being brutally honest so, to trick them into liking you? Lie.

 

[Crankenstein]

Be fit, interesting, or funny.