How does one become the worst poster on this site? - (Reaction score wise)

[Pope of Degeneracy]

First of all, in b4 "make threads like these fgt" replies

So far, the worst reaction score I've seen is from @Shane_Yes_That_One, and I believe that it's due to a.) being part of a notable internet event, b.) consistent lying, and c.) being incredibly dense. However, I am somewhat of a newfag, and I'm sure there's someone with a lower rating. But I am curious into what makes a poster abysmal, and what one needs to do to get there.

 

[Ruin]

There's an incel poster named Marijjan with 60,000 plus negative ratings. He is Lord and no one will ever surpass him.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Say something bad about Trump in A&H.

 

[Clop]

You need to get on the bad side of all sides. Make inconsistent arguments, piss on the values of both the right and the left, accuse centrists of being cucks or something.
Try to look super edgy in a very lazy way by just using the word "nigger" in everything for no rhyme nor reason.
Make sure to tag people who rate you and tell them you're "calling them out" for being pansies who don't actually have a counter-argument.

Competition's fierce, but I'm sure you can do it, champ.

 

[Golly]

Traditionally, the worst posters are either cows who come here with guns blazing, or kiwis who don't know how to blend with the culture, are identified as halal, and fail to see this as their cue to exit gracefully.

 

[HeyYou]

Be one of the edgelord newfags who posted in Tarrant's thread. Every time I have an inkling of sympathy towards any far-right talking point I re-read that thread.

 

[the real heisenberg]

Make threads like these, faggot.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Be an egotistical summerfag.

 

[Clop]

The most important bit to really stay on the top (or the bottom, depending on your perspective) is to be an actual lolcow. Stir some RL shit, just degenerate enough to be abhorrent and anti-social, but not too far to be actually criminal.

The reason this is important is because then the mods here won't ban you for being a fuckwad. You'll get your confirmed status as a lolcow posting here and everything you say and do will be archived permanently. Keep up acting like a shitstain in any pen you're still allowed to post in and let the ratings roll. Sadly some people think it's funny giving positive ratings to some cows, so these people are your worst enemies. Try to make them your personal enemies to really get them to vomit in their mouths when they think about rating you positively, even when it's ironic.

 

[PonelessBizza]

One way of doing that is also being an entitled little bitch

 

[MasterDisaster]

If you want to become the worst poster all you need to do is share your SSN, your home address and send all the mods unsolicited pics of your dick/pussy.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

I haven't seen people with very bad rating who are not a lolcow or person of interest.

Kiwifarms is full of people with different points of view, and usually most of worldviews are acceptible. Unlike twitter or tumblr, poster won't get canselled if they have unpopular views as long as they have good arguments and they are not pedo.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

If you want to become the worst poster all you need to do is share your SSN, your home address and send all the mods unsolicited pics of your dick/pussy.

what about frontholes

 

[Prof. Loco]

Be a complete total A-Log and attack innocent kiwis.

 

[Canned Bread]

Spam Goatse everywhere

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Explain your personal theories about the morality of fucking animals, repeatedly and in great detail.

 

[The best and greatest]

First of all, in b4 "make threads like these fgt" replies

See you think you're being clever by saying "Inb4" but that doesn't make it any less the correct answer, which begs the question why you even bothered with a thread like this in the first place since you are able to answer your own question.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

The main things I've seen are:

1) Blatant and consistent moral fagging

2) Gayops and low tier bait that is neither funny or interesting

3) Whining and Complaining (talking about how "this site is X, Y or Z" but not just walking away from the site)

4) poor Self awareness, immunity to self reflection and irony

5) piss poor sense of humor

The truly awful ones have a combo of several of these

 

[Judge Holden]

Tell us how waxing one's carrot to loli porn is actually a good and moral thing since it stops you from diddling little girls in real life

 

[AmokSweptMeFromMyFeet]

Well, the common factor between all the shitty posters here are that they can't be anything other than intransigent and granting. They don't understand that this place isn't your personal echo chamber; KF is meant as a somewhat journalistic venture, not a edgy blog. By all means, share your opinion and express your sense of humor, just don't be a spergy faggot about it.