How does one stop DSP? - Internet villain gets god mode

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Near

WHO'S 5'1 BITCH SUCK MY DICK
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Edit: I feel like a lot of you assume i want him stopped or something, without really reading this fully, so let me make this clear. I don't personally want him to stop, i don't really give a shit what happens to him, i just found his situation to be unique, as everything he did would essentially ruin any other e-celeb. This isn't some elaborate planning on how to finally get rid of the evil DSP. This is just some dumb shit i threw together in a few minutes.

Throughout the many years of terrorizing the internet with his godawful let's plays and ineptitude, DSP has been "going strong" for close to a full decade now. He's garnered so much resentment through his mere existence, that a whole industry has spawned on both youtube and twitter, producing daily videos shitting on every vowel that comes out of his mouth. The flow of criticism and just outright shitting on him has been very consistent ever since TIHYDPs exploded in popularity, and arguably throughout the entirety of his online and FGC presence. But what's strange about his case, is that all this criticism is steadily decreasing in effectiveness. Right now, he is still able to own two properties, make 6 digits yearly, have two cars, and consistently keep a dedicated fanbase, who will sooner go homeless than have him work in a real job for one more day in his life. He is never quite held fully accountable for the dumb shit he does and says.

Hence, there appears to be a particular air of invincibility around DSP. He is a person who:

-Turned a twitch permaban into a 1 day suspension
-Got away with threatening to punch a 11 year old
-Subverted a google adsense permaban, despite the evidence of him breaking the very clear rules still being available to see on the same site
-Got away with jacking off on stream and denial that would ruin any other streamer's career for good
-Has been called nearly every negative adjective in the English dictionary, and probably some other languages
-Pissed off countless rabid fanbases
-Many many other things that i couldn't be fucked to remember, but would easily ruin any other content creator


So i made this shitty thread out slight curiosity and because i'm just fucking bored.

What do you think could realistically end such a person's career? And i don't meant that in an A-loggy way, as if i'm speculating on how to pull some grand gay op on him. This is just for fun, and a bit of analysis on the whole autistic vortex sorrounding DSP, with factors such as his autistic fanbase, deeply-autistic "hatebase" and just the whole current state of things that lets him be where he is now.
Kind of like a hypothetical scenario, given all the shit he's gotten away with so far.



Now that i typed all that, here's a pic of DSP flexing on da detractors.

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Bassomatic

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A big part of Phil's longevity is being literally shameless.

99.5% would have slunk away for 1/30rd of his antics. He just steamrolled along.

I'm sure he begged so damn much on his bans, they just said fuck it.

Plus he's got so much content so many other people use others would suffer if he got the boot from YT. Yes that many people do watch him get dunked on who don't follow him at all.

For what it would take? God knows because hes so incredibly shameless and turns everything into victim whining.

I am not suggesting or a logging. But it would probably take a person showing up trying to hurt him. Even tho hes been swatted. I have no idea if the king of gout will ever give up.
 

break these cuffs

THANK YOU AJ
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He's in debt, has no job skills outside of an industry that is constantly evolving and has questionable longevity, and is married to a cheating hussy. He may have a bit o' the magic of the Teflon Tard himself, but Phil wont' be able to ride this out forever. Time + plus his long list of dumb decisions will be his downfall. No idea when that will be. He will ride this out as long as he can.
 

Notan Alte

feel good
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He's in debt, has no job skills outside of an industry that is constantly evolving and has questionable longevity, and is married to a cheating hussy. He may have a bit o' the magic of the Teflon Tard himself, but Phil wont' be able to ride this out forever. Time + plus his long list of dumb decisions will be his downfall. No idea when that will be. He will ride this out as long as he can.
Pretty much this. Phil's already in the process of dying out. The only difference is that instead of dying in a bang like projared, he's slowly withering away until he's a sad ball of debt and gout.
 

Near

WHO'S 5'1 BITCH SUCK MY DICK
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I predict that a fucking nuke could go off in his town and Mr. Pigroach would still find a way to keep streaming MK11 and ebegging on twitch with both of his legs paralyzed, his wife reduced to ash, 4 kinds of cancer infesting his body, and 90% of the walls in his house torn down

He'd outlive the cancer, and then smugly tweet about it.
 

Radical Goodspeed

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The slow boat ride to hell already began.

Longest term: heart attack or diabeetus. Phil is a special kind of lazy where over time he will expect to make the same money for less work. I stand by the possibility that the first time Phil is genuinely too incapacitated to do anything but stream and beg, streaming and begging will be a bridge too far. He'd expect tips and donations for simply existing, or for having provided 11+ years of free entertainment to you ingrates.

Short term: Phil loses Twitch. The easiest, simplest way is to either cross the progressives or the whores. Badbunny showing up in his chat and riling the paypigs, imo, is a genuine threat to an idiot like Phil if she wanted to grief him. The more she pops up, the more likely that seems. He would eventually fail a diplomacy check and then he'd be back to streaming on YT. Once he's on YT, the final ban is inevitable.
 

DuckSucker

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Honestly just letting him burn out and fade into obscurity. He is his own worst enemy and his own guardian angel.
The "detractors" give him more attention, more ammo, and arguably care more about him than the man himself. As long as they keep talking about him, they keep him alive.

The only reason he hasnt crashed yet is that his incompetence is so great that he cant even manage to fuck up as hard as these other people who keep getting blown out and in arguably more interesting ways despite trying to dunk on him.
 

Done

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Honestly just letting him burn out and fade into obscurity. He is his own worst enemy and his own guardian angel.
The "detractors" give him more attention, more ammo, and arguably care more about him than the man himself. As long as they keep talking about him, they keep him alive.
This.

I don't get why people want to "stop" DSP, dude is literally playing vidya all day and doesn't really affect anyone. Just let him play vidya badly and make cow content, how hard is that?
 

Martys_not_smarty

You don't know what hard times are daddy.
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It'll be a slow choke, you'll get new autist twink Eurofags to prop him up now and again with disability money but it'll be a little less with each passing month. Just take comfort in knowing that the general populace that has heard of him just knows him as the jackoff guy or a little more as that smarmy prick who only got a 4th place Street Fighter win because a bunch of the legit players boycotted. And also some more comfort in no matter how much he'll rag on someone like Projared for some pothsot tweet made years ago at least Jared was getting snatch from two different women, had real life friends he's meet with, take photos with and go out into public with. Honestly when was the last time fatfuck failure Phil was actually seen out in public with someone considered a friend and willingly had his photo taken? I can bet the amount of times in his entire ten year leg-uh-see dood don't even add up to the period of time Jared made that tweet and the current day that's for sure.
 
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Pargon

Hitler died, my mother also died
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As much as I like me some DSP drama, can we stop pretending that large parts of this sub-forum aren't part of DSP's hugely autistic hatebase?
As far as I know the poop-touchers here are few and far between, and no one is devoting time to making daily detractor videos (I hope).

We are all autists, yes, but if you have an account here for any reason that should go without saying.
 

Martys_not_smarty

You don't know what hard times are daddy.
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The only thing that can kill the Goutlord is Goutlord himself.
Remember kids, you can't be betrayed by those you trust the most if you have no friends. If only the likes of Nobunaga, Attila the Hun and Shaka Zulu knew this and to a lesser extent Hitler but Hess wasn't able to achieve his goal he was caught beforehand.
 
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