How fat is Chris? -

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How fat is Chris?

  • A grand number of pounds

    Votes: 21 30.4%
  • Fatty Fatty Boom-ba-latty

    Votes: 8 11.6%
  • I like CAKES! CAKES! DONUTS!

    Votes: 7 10.1%
  • Bent scale (because he stood on it)

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • Pixytomgirl

    Votes: 6 8.7%
  • Snorlax after a buffet

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • Too heavy to shoplift

    Votes: 11 15.9%
  • Numbers of Pounds of Heavy, Fat Beef

    Votes: 3 4.3%
  • I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD (by sitting on you)

    Votes: 11 15.9%

  • Total voters
    69
  • Poll closed .
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applecat

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Dearest weens, with but one day left for these forums, I must ask the most important question of all. I have been afraid of the truth but I cannot run away from it any longer. After I find out the answer, I shall retire to the mountaintops to meditate upon it for the rest of my days. Farewell, weens, and remember me as the prettiest.
 

Dollars2010

Necromancer Corgi Queen
True & Honest Fan
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Henry Bemis

just a fragment of what man has deeded to himself
Retired Staff
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So fat he wears a red T-shirt and kids call him the Kool-Aid man.
So fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.
So fat he went in the ocean and Spain claimed him for the New World.
So fat he's on both sides of the family.
So fat you have to take two trains and a bus to get on his good side.

And so on.
 

Holdek

Down to where? All that is down is only my unclit.
kiwifarms.net
chris has a buddha belly and exaggerated manboobs

wowthat's anti-Asian, thin privileged, and patriarchal all at once. You could give Stephen Colbert a run for his money. #banndarky
 
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FifthColumn

Super Kami Guru
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He must have a very high metabolism.
Given how he only eats junk food and never exercises, Im surprised he isnt all that close to being 300 pounds!
 
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