How fucked am I in this hypothetical situation? - Asking for a friend

[SIGSEGV]

So let's say that I made a shitpost somewhere, and somebody thought it was a credible threat. Now let's suppose that they reported it to the FBI, and now I'm being sued by the federal government for inciting violence. In this completely hypothetical situation, how fucked am I? Asking for a friend.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You're going to a Biden re-education camp, where you'll be force-fed Metamucil

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

You're going to be sent to Brazil.

 

[mr.moon1488]

You're fucked nigger. Just put the sharpie in the pooper now and save yourself the trouble.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

So let's say that I made a shitpost somewhere, and somebody thought it was a credible threat. Now let's suppose that they reported it to the FBI, and now I'm being sued by the federal government for inciting violence. In this completely hypothetical situation, how fucked am I? Asking for a friend.

Go back to Onionfarms SIG, they can't find you there.

 

[Some JERK]

Do a flip.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Do a flip.

No.

 

[Furret]

Chances are you're fucked, but you might be able to get out of it if you join an Internet forum dedicated primarily to shitting on another Internet forum and become an administrator.

 

[Bassomatic]

Try contacting a lawyer.

 

[Not Really Here]

Like a civil suit?
Did the person in question tell people to do something that they then did?
Doesn't matter, unless they have a wad of fuck you money laying around for lawyers then RIP nigger.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Do what I did and become an informant. They'll basically forgive everything if you just start turning on everyone you know.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Try contacting a lawyer.

@AnOminous pls help

 

[MemeGrey]

Technically you didn't incite anyone, maybe that could be your defence

 

[Not Really Here]

@AnOminous pls help

Bad news- https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-am-not-a-licensed-lawyer.85111/

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Bad news- https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-am-not-a-licensed-lawyer.85111/

That's just a ploy so he can drive his fees up, lawyers are like that. Luckily, there's a simple remedy to that: Shit and fart. Constantly.

 

[Penis Drager]

You'd be just fine in such a situation, bro.
Just ignore the problem and it would go away on its own.

 

[AnOminous]

So let's say that I made a shitpost somewhere, and somebody thought it was a credible threat. Now let's suppose that they reported it to the FBI, and now I'm being sued by the federal government for inciting violence. In this completely hypothetical situation, how fucked am I? Asking for a friend.

As your attorney, I advise suicide. This is legal advice. Kill yourself.

 

[SIGSEGV]

As your attorney, I advise suicide. This is legal advice. Kill yourself.

Why.

 

[Penis Drager]

Why.

He's the expert, bro. The explanation would probably go over your head anyway. Just take his advice and you'll be fine.

 

[Some JERK]

Why.

So about that flip...