How fucked am I in this hypothetical situation? - Asking for a friend

[SIGSEGV]

So let's say that I made a shitpost somewhere, and somebody thought it was a credible threat. Now let's suppose that they reported it to the FBI, and now I'm being sued by the federal government for inciting violence. In this completely hypothetical situation, how fucked am I? Asking for a friend.

 

[SIGSEGV]

He's the expert, bro. The explanation would probably go over your head anyway. Just take his advice and you'll be fine.

Why.

So about that flip...

No.

 

[Getwhatyou]

Consider leaving the country. Learn to enjoy speaking Russian.

 

[knobslobbin]

Forced fed troon camp for you. Start picking out a dilator.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Forced fed troon camp for you. Start picking out a dilator.

Nobody asked you.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

were you behind a vpn, did you say nigger, and is your friend at least three towns away

 

[SIGSEGV]

were you behind a vpn, did you say nigger, and is your friend at least three towns away

No, yes, no.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

alright so that's about 200 fucked

 

[Canoodler]

Come with me, I'll hide you somewhere no one will ever find you.

 

[Orion Balls Deux]

It'll be fine. Lol, chill out. (Seriously though, you're probably going to be alright. If you can afford legal counsel, I would seek some. Good luck to you.) Get archives of every shitpost you've made to set up a plausible defense based on the pattern that you've never posted seriously.

 

[SIGSEGV]

It'll be fine. Lol, chill out. (Seriously though, you're probably going to be alright. If you can afford legal counsel, I would seek some. Good luck to you.

Retard.

 

[Superman93]

What? There is no fucking way that you got in trouble for shiposting on the internet, the Demonrats have gone too far this time. I'm going to personally gun down every single leftist on this website this time next week, and if you faggots don't join me then I'll come for you next.

 

[Penis Drager]

What? There is no fucking way that you got in trouble for shiposting on the internet, the Demonrats have gone too far this time. I'm going to personally gun down every single leftist on this website this time next week, and if you faggots don't join me then I'll come for you next.

You can't gun me down if I report you first!

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Extremely fucked. Make a sock the day after you say you'll leave the site for good, and maybe the feds will let you off.

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Nobody asked you.

I did.

Cope, seethe and dilate.

 

[AMERICA]

just say it wasn't you and you don't know how that got on there
feign ignorance and don't stop, or just do what this guy did, I'm sure it worked out fine for him

 

[SIGSEGV]

just say it wasn't you and you don't know how that got on there
feign ignorance and don't stop, or just do what this guy did, I'm sure it worked out fine for him

I don't have a cat, but this seems like pretty good advice.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Don't drop the soap.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Hello Feds reading this thread. I felt extremely incited and more than a little excited by this man's True & Honest threat. I will testify under oath to the full extent of my erection which was throbbing and pulsing with desire.

 

[Justanotherguy]

So let's say that I made a shitpost somewhere, and somebody thought it was a credible threat. Now let's suppose that they reported it to the FBI, and now I'm being sued by the federal government for inciting violence. In this completely hypothetical situation, how fucked am I? Asking for a friend.

What would they be suing you for? Did your post lead to something being destroyed? They'd need to be charging you with something I believe. However, if you've been contacted I want to say you're probably fucked. There'd be no reason for them to send you a warning and waste resources unless they thought you were an actual threat.

Good luck to your friend OP.

 

[Mr. Bung]

"hypothetical"

This shit ALWAYS happens in Minecraft, bro. ALWAYS.