How has Kiwifarms ruined your life? -

[OtterParty]

I try to rate things Horrifying when they horrify me but IRL doesn't have the button for it so I get Triggered and when the flashbacks stop I'm surrounded by so much blood and people are running away with safety pins stuck all over them

 

[Fallensaint]

So when the flashbacks stop you are at a 1990 punk rock concert?

 

[TL 611]

I write :oops: all the goddamn time in other messengers and on sites

Also I have a crippling addiction to autism caused by the farms.

 

[OtterParty]

So when the flashbacks stop you are at a 1990 punk rock concert?

and when I want to rate things nice meme but there isn't a button for that I have a sort of audial blackout and everything sounds like vaporwave which makes attending punk rock concerts quite confusing

 

[Fallensaint]

Why the fuck did you start this thread in forum discussion?

 

[Dollars2010]

@Null took away my pink name and now I am greatly saddened by this.

 

[UptownRuckus]

I think when I realized that I've spent hours reading it and then seeing that I've accomplished nothing but laughing at Weens...oops

 

[OtterParty]

@SolidMario would you like to tell the class

 

[Evilboshe]

I sometimes laugh when people use the word "exceptional" as a compliment.

 

[DV 259]

I became friends with some of you freak shows off-site.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

I became friends with some of you freak shows off-site.

That's funny because the site ruined my life by convincing me I could make friends here. I was wrong, I was horribly wrong.

Also, I keep having to stop myself from using sperg/sperging off-site because although it is a perfect term for someone being an obsessive tard, no one else understands it.

 

[Sanic]

Sadly, it's made my life better, lol. Met some really cool people on here.

 

[Rat Speaker]

I'm an alcoholic thanks to the Farms. Thanks a lot fam.


Wait never mind I was one before I found the place.

 

[WeeGee]

I can't read July or Julie without thinking Julay.
When ever I browse Facebook, I look for the optimistic and autistic ratings that don't exist.

 

[Not That Kind Of Orc]

I've only been here like 4 days and Ive already started to call people spergs irl.

 

[Holdek]

I sometimes laugh when people use the word "exceptional" as a compliment.

When I read that word now elsewhere my mind automatically translates it to the "R word."

 

[bottomfeeder]

Not to be a moralfag, but it's super refreshing to see creepy pedos & rapists openly mocked and condemned (even if they're tran.s). It sucks that it's not how it is everywhere.

It's also torturous to not be able to use the emoticons and ratings on other social media. Also, as others have mentioned, sperg has immediately become part of my vocabulary and I struggle not to say it in mixed company.

Spoiler: :powerlevel:

Thankfully, my girlfriend is also on the Farms, so we whisper to each other sweet nothings of lolcows all night.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

When I get road rage, I call people cucks.

 

[Silver]

I almost used "powerlevel" once irl in the middle of class

 

[Holdek]

That's funny because the site ruined my life by convincing me I could make friends here. I was wrong, I was horribly wrong.

What happened fam?