Right? I honestly don't get this.Why would anyone in their right mind stage a wedding to take revenge on their ex and why would a future partner even agree to that?
If you were an incredibly petty, pathetic little lolcow, you might want to make someone jealous by "moving on" (though of course, if this is your plan you absolutely HAVE NOT moved on -- but never mind). Living together isn't substantially different from getting married as far as jealousy goes. And if it was a big deal, then pretending to do it just to make someone jealous makes you approximately 1000% more pathetic than before.
Seriously. If this was the plan, he might as well have captioned the FB pictures with "Look how over you I am! I'm getting married! Except I'm not! But I'm going to stage it for your benefit! So! Totally! Over! You! Jealous yet? I'm so lonely. Please take me back."
And if this was Abnorma's idea, well... I'm not even going to begin to unpack that. Did she also piss on his lawn to mark her territory?
So if Little Miss Kentucky Fried Cunt thinks she's defending her mother's honor with these giddy tweets, she's dumber than I'd imagined. But it seems like smug bluster and shrieking abuse is a convincing argument for these people, so she probably thinks she's winning. (Hi Misty! You may be many things right now, but "winning" is not one of them. Don't stop trying, though! I'm sure a few more tweets will do it. Maybe a livestream? I know you have it in you, gorl!)
That leaves us with the possibility that she's trying to convince us that they somehow foresaw this whole debacle and planned to... set @FrazzleCakes up? "Our fiendish plan is in motion! We faked a wedding AND YOU BELIEVED IT! What a fool! Now no one will believe a word you say about how shitty and stupid and crazy we are! Because we're clearly acting totally normal here! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
It's just all so dumb and hilarious. I'm liveeen.