HOW I GOT TO BE 500 POUNDS - 7/23/2018

[C3PBRO]

Is this even a mystery to anybody?

Hooktube link

 

[Fred Durst]

Cheesecake Factory.

 

[Draza]

No need to tell us landwhale, we all already know.

 

[Pieces]

Troll from a dumpster

 

[pickleniggo]

Another boring bathroom video while looking like a greasy hog. Yawn.

 

[Arrested For YT Crimes]

Part two of yesterday's snoozefest....... quality content!!!

 

[C3PBRO]

This might be the first video I've seen where AL explicitly alleges she was sexually abused as a minor (and when she was "older", though I assume she is referencing the Kasey incident again) at 5:00.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

Because she has no self discipline, cannot stop stuffing her maw and surrounds herself with spineless enablers.

Any other excuse is a LAHHH.

Also Cheesecake Factory. Chinese Buffet. Mexican restaurant.

 

[sperginity]

I haven't heard her claim childhood sexual abuse before. It's common in obese kids, like their fat protects them. It might explain why her ultimate goal weight is still obese.

 

[Owlflaps]

"HOW I GOT TO BE 500 POUNDS"

You're past the mark, you fat lying pig

 

[Tiamat]

It's pretty obvious how you got to weigh as much as a baby rhino, Amber, just look at your video content.

 

[C3PBRO]

I haven't heard her claim childhood sexual abuse before. It's common in obese kids, like their fat protects them. It might explain why her ultimate goal weight is still obese.

At the risk of sounding like a massive cunt, she could be lying, though. I mean we already know the sexual abuse that occurred when she was "older" is a lie.

 

[ADHD]

It shouldn't take over 10 minutes for her to say she eats too much and moves too little.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

This is why Eugenics was a good idea.

 

[Ruin]

I haven't heard her claim childhood sexual abuse before. It's common in obese kids, like their fat protects them. It might explain why her ultimate goal weight is still obese.

Seriously rape makes people fat? Why are feminists who've never even seen a cock so fat then?

 

[Whatthefuck]

She really needs to quit with these boring ass sit downs. So, we're back to the bathroom. Spare yourself, this is lidurrly the most useless and pointless vlog to date. She claims to have been abused in her past which I'm not going to challenge because only she knows whether or not it's true or the severity of it and I hope she's a decent enough person to not make wild claims like that for asspats. However, her allegations against Kasey show that she is capable of lying about something that serious. Anyway, she claims to have been through all this abuse yet obstinately refuses to go to a therapist. She diagnoses herself with BED, emotional eating, and food addiction without once going to a therapist and obtain a formal diagnosis and try to overcome it. It's amazing to me that she can sit there and talk about how she can overcome anything and come out stronger and yet she refuses to take even the first step to make that happen. GO TO A FUCKING THERAPIST! I also love how she thinks there are so many 530 elbee humans walking around in an attempt to make her heft seem somewhat normal. It's not normal. You do not have "ups and downs" like normal human so as far as weight fluctuation. There is nothing normal about it. Ugh, so anyway, spare yourself the brain space. It's not even worth watching on hooktube.

 

[LofaSofa]

 

[Fupacabra]

No need to tell us landwhale, we all already know.

She has surpassed land whale status, she's even well past butter golem phase, currently she's a full moon and well on her way to become a planet.

 

[Puta Bruja]

Her videos have become so incredibly boring since becoming nearly bed bound. As if we can't figure out why she is nearly 600 elbeez from watching her blogs where she rides around on mobility scooters and shovels 2000K meals 3x into her gullet on a daily basis. Just imagining what she eats when she isn't recording.. The rapid weight gain from this year alone lets us know that the "binge monster" has completely taken over and she is one fall away from being permanently bed bound and will be needing sponge baths from Becky. Bright side of that is that she will actually be clean for once.

 

[Ruin]