How is Chris spending his holidays lately? -

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derpi

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Does :snorlax: make him stay in the house spooning with her?
Does she perhaps make an effort to get out of the house and out to eat instead of having Chris go out and bring her q-sands (which we totally need an icon for)?
Does he still get gifts at Christmas? Does he do anything for Halloween?
Is he out looking at fireworks tonight? ;-;
I made myself sad thinking about this stuff ;-;
How does he ring in the new year with Barb? .___.
 

Alec Benson Leary

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All of his days, all passage of time has blended together into a formless, undifferentiated soup of history. Whether holiday or no, he spends it playing games, serving Barb's perverse needs, hating/envying everyone who has more in their life than he does, and wishing for a sweetheart to save him from his hell.
 

derpi

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Alec Benson Leary said:
All of his days, all passage of time has blended together into a formless, undifferentiated soup of history. Whether holiday or no, he spends it playing games, serving Barb's perverse needs, hating/envying everyone who has more in their life than he does, and wishing for a sweetheart to save him from his hell.
;-; That's so sad...
 

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Alec Benson Leary said:
All of his days, all passage of time has blended together into a formless, undifferentiated soup of history. Whether holiday or no, he spends it playing games, serving Barb's perverse needs, hating/envying everyone who has more in their life than he does, and wishing for a sweetheart to save him from his hell.

There was a sweetheart candidate headed towards his house on the 4th, but the 'Road Closed' sign diverted her back towards Charlottesville. :twisted: Maybe another one will show up in a decade or so.
 

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derpi said:
Alec Benson Leary said:
All of his days, all passage of time has blended together into a formless, undifferentiated soup of history. Whether holiday or no, he spends it playing games, serving Barb's perverse needs, hating/envying everyone who has more in their life than he does, and wishing for a sweetheart to save him from his hell.
;-; That's so sad...
I kind of pity Chris when I hear how Barb :snorlax: won't even let him try to socialize.
I'll bet that he speant the 4th just playing vidya with Mommy whining about her food stores closing for the holiday. |:(
 

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Holidays for them had been declining before Bob died. We've not seen evidence for Christmas in years, we've never heard about Thanksgiving, Easter only exists in old childhood photo that we know of. But of course since Barb fully took over the family 14 Branchland Court is a No Fun Zone.
 

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I just got back from watching fireworks, and damn were they amazing.

It must kinda suck for Chris to have to spend his holidays alone with his mom in that filthy house.
 

derpi

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scorptatious said:
I just got back from watching fireworks, and damn were they amazing.

It must kinda suck for Chris to have to spend his holidays alone with his mom in that filthy house.
Perhaps if he was lucky :snorlax: allowed him to watch them on the tv? ;-;
Or perhaps she was all "MUH STOREHS!" and Chris has to go without pretty sky fires ;-;
 
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With neither of them being employed, every day's a holiday for them.
 

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He's too busy getting crackle mpoints and playing toro and spamming his friends with old navy ads to notice what day it is.
 

Zim

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When you're unemployed holidays and weekends are meaningless.

Alec most likely has hit the autistic nail on the head. Chris's hatred of others and depression are so consuming he might not even have been aware it was a holiday.
 

CalmMyTits

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For me, holidays, especially Thanksgiving and Christmas, have been a time for visiting family and seeing relatives that I don't get to see often. I love this aspect of the holidays, as well as chowing down on good food ;) I get depressed when I think of how shitty Chris and Barb's holidays must be, but I feel sorry for Chris because he is a victim of his mother's selfishness. I don't feel sorry for Barb because she created this situation for herself and her son.
 

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MysticMisty said:
Easter only exists in old childhood photo that we know of.
False.

See the following quote from the Ivy Q&A:
We ended up getting onto the topic of Easter. Chris started rambling about Easter hunts and how he was upset that he no longer received presents or chocolate anymore. With a stiff upper lip, he accepted that he didn’t get these things, however, because he is “now man, not a little boy”.
I don't think Chris will ever outgrow wanting to celebrate the holidays. Actually practicing it is another question, but I have no doubt he's paying attention to them (wistfully in the past, probably with bitterness these days).

On the subject of Christian Love Day I think that might be the one special occasion that has lost its sheens to him since it's a reminder he is growing anchuent and is still alone (he mentioned being depressed about his 30th on his Facebook).
 

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Zim said:
When you're unemployed holidays and weekends are meaningless.

Ding ding ding. Believe me I know. People who you thought were your friends stop inviting you to shit too. It sucks.
 

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The thing is, does Chris even remember what it's like to be employed? Save for his month or so at Wendy's he never really had a straight job. CutCo doesn't count. His entire life has been a meaningless soup of nothing. Even looking at his various videos he gets the date confused all the time, as well as the day. And not just "Is it Tuesday or Wednesday?" but "Is it Tuesday or Sunday?" lapses of time.

During the summer, when I cannot get a summer course to make (which is never here, gods I hate living in this wasteland) I keep myself on a strict schedule of going to the office and getting shit done. I have too. I also have a fairly structured day to boot, again, I have too. If I don't, I would lose my mind and start to lose track of time. I can only imagine the hell of days just blending into one another with no milestones to look forward too. And now without Bob, I bet the "big" holidays, like Christmas, are barely celebrated in any way.

They brought this shit on themselves but I can only imagine the horror of living through it.
 

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drmccoy said:
The thing is, does Chris even remember what it's like to be employed? Save for his month or so at Wendy's he never really had a straight job. CutCo doesn't count. His entire life has been a meaningless soup of nothing.
He did go to college though. I don't really know what studies at a community college would entail, but you've got to assume it would imply some manner of structure. It's been a while though.
 

drmccoy

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Christ-ian said:
drmccoy said:
The thing is, does Chris even remember what it's like to be employed? Save for his month or so at Wendy's he never really had a straight job. CutCo doesn't count. His entire life has been a meaningless soup of nothing.
He did go to college though. I don't really know what studies at a community college would entail, but you've got to assume it would imply some manner of structure. It's been a while though.

Well, even Community Colleges have rigid class times. I would assume that Bob registered his classes for him and probably made them as close together as possible so Chris wouldn't have to drive much or wait around too long. So I agree, there would have been some structure for him for a portion of the day. Nothing like High School though, at all. I bet Bob really got on his ass about getting to campus on time to attend class.
 

sparklemilhouse

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Yeah, there's structure in community college. You go to your classes, you go home. Like work. Not too many classes are offered during the summer though. Not even work study most of the time unless your CC has a nice grant.

I don't think Chris was never offered work study back when he behaved because you need to be getting financial aid from the college to do workstudy. I don't believe Chris qualified for financial aid at PVCC. He had no record that one time I was able to look when I had a temp job in a va cc financial aid office.
 
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