How is the kiwi above you in bed? -

[bacterium]

We have all these 'person above you' threads, but we don't have the most important one. How do you think the poster above is in bed?

Since I have no one above me, I'll start with null.
He is selfish and thinks sex is a damn race.

 

[ICametoLurk]

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Enthusiastic as fuck but only ever wins the 'Participation Award'.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

Terrible, lazy, and you can't see it with the naked eye

 

[Cuck Norris]

4/10 on a good day.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

(I was a gymnast you niggo)
2/10 and suffering from gingivitis

 

[Cuck Norris]

(I was a gymnast you niggo)
2/10 and suffering from gingivitis

Yeah well I'm sorry you let yourself go.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

hahah, I'm skinny you fatty

 

[HG 400]

> claims not to be GOTIS or thirsty for kiwi dick
> comes into a thread like this
> starts trying to convince people she's good in bed

mfw

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

sorry to shatter your dreams dyn, kiwi dick is about the last thing I want on this planet.
I'm going to vote 1/10 due to meth for you

 

[HG 400]

sorry to shatter your dreams dyn, kiwi dick is about the last thing I want on this planet.
I'm going to vote 1/10 due to meth for you

tell us more about how you're a lithe gymnast in a stupid thirst thread

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

I'd consider it a stupid thread for ppl who are bored niggo, I guess it depends on how thirsty you are for how you see it - so 10/10 thirst for you?

 

[HG 400]

I'd consider it a stupid thread for ppl who are bored niggo, I guess it depends on how thirsty you are for how you see it - so 10/10 thirst for you?

i'm not the one trying to convince people i'm better than a 4/10 lol

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

haha, true, but I'm not australian so we're kind of even on that

 

[HG 400]

haha, true, but I'm not australian so we're kind of even on that

nice one i'm crying all the way to my modern toilet with indoor plumbing

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

nice one i'm crying all the way to my modern toilet with indoor plumbing

That does make me a bit jealous

 

[Michel]

> claims not to be GOTIS or thirsty for kiwi dick
> comes into a thread like this
> starts trying to convince people she's good in bed

mfw

She wants attention, not dick.
0/10 hot dog hallway probably still full of cum.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

That does make me a bit jealous

You do seem to have some unresolved issues though. Tell us about them?

 

[*Asterisk*]

I'd tap @Ninja_Warrior. But if she's still there in the morning, I'll toss her to a hole in the ground.

She wants attention, not dick.
0/10 hot dog hallway probably still full of cum.

I've heard stories about 'Straya poon.

Is it true you all have upside-down pussies? Or is that just the Abbos?

 

[WEEDle]

Great, providing you remember the safeword.

*There is no safeword.