Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bacterium, Nov 20, 2016.
Spoiler adult content. Anything you wouldn't want your boss to see on your monitor should be hidden. Don't embed NSFW content in your post directly.
Threw a basket filled with dried fruit and feces at me and ran.
Best time of my life.
Prescribed 40 cc.'s of love to me. I'm not really sure what a cc. is, but he told me it stood for 'colossal cock.' I was dubious of his definition, but went along with it. Had me singing Dr. Feelgood by morning's light.
very poetic Like a majestic stampede of unicorns but instead of horns there were dicks. I am writing this from an intensive care unit
It was over in a snap.
Brought a nice looking Japanese broad for Nyotaimori.
Cums like a semen version of an Itano Circus while leaving cinnamon smelling vapor trails in all rainbow colors except blue because reasons, while the invincibility jingle from Sonic the Hedgehog plays in perfect tune to his movements.
Refuses to motorboat because he's laughing too hard because of the faces his sex partner is making.
I had sex with a giant tentacle. And you know what? I'm cool with this.
Gives me a dead stare. Much worse than starfish sex.
Kinky on the streets, vanilla in the sheets.
Vanilla beans aren't really my thing.
Woke up in a bathtub full of ice. Kidneys were gone. She didn't even leave a note. She thought she stole my kidneys but really she stole my heart.
ew fucking furry get out of my face
We did the HOUOU KYAKU
Wasn't too thrilled when he brought a lion, but it turned out to be better than expected.
Don't know what the hell I just had sex with, or how it ended up in my bed. But it was kind enough to make breakfast in the morning.
We were interrupted by angry incels calling me Chad and demanding I return the last boyfriend free girl to the internets.
It was like fuckin' a corpse.
It was literally like fucking a fish. Then got larger but still smelled like fish. 4/10
Brought some Argentine Señoras to tango with
Great time, will do again